Michael wanted to do the Halloween special but elf 'n' safety wouldn't allow it.
Elvis was all set to cause a big sensation but production staff lost him on the way to the canteen and he could not be removed from the toilet in time.
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Originally Posted by Mr_XcX: “Well I would have loved to see Shakespeare dancing the Samba with Kristina but I suppose we will never get that pleasure ”
I think a Pasotango with Lord Byron is more Kristina's style. If he could ever bear to leave Mrs Miggin's pie shop where he compulsively shouts the names of obscene body parts for a dare.