A fun little survey, Strictly style

IF I WAS ON STRICTLY....
I would like to compete against....
I would like to dance with....
My fave dance would be.....
My least fave dance would be.....
My Freestyle song would be.....
The one outfit I want is......
Craig would give me a......in Week 1
My favorite judge would be......
I think I would get to.......place

IF I WAS ON STRICTLY....
I would like to compete against Twiggy
I would like to dance with Robin Windsor
My fave dance would be Quickstep
My least fave dance would be Salasa
My Freestyle song would be Valerie (Amy Winehouse)
The one outfit I want is anything Ola wears
Craig would give me a 6 in Week 1
My favorite judge would be Bruno
I think I would get to 5th place

IF I WAS ON STRICTLY....
I would like to compete against someone awful
I would like to dance with Kristina
My fave dance would be Jive
My least fave dance would be Foxtrot
My Freestyle song would be Let's Get Loud
The one outfit I want is mankini
Craig would give me a 7 in Week 1
My favorite judge would be Craig or Bruno
I think I would get to 5th place

I would like to compete against Anne Robinson
I would like to dance with Brendan
My Fave would be waltz
I would dress like Ola
I would WIN

:Can I be very annoying and point out a grammatical mistake?

It should be "If I were on SCD..."

IF I WAS ON STRICTLY....
I would like to compete against..... Miranda Hart (She'd be great backstage!)
I would like to dance with..... James Jordan
My fave dance would be..... American Smooth/Charleston
My least fave dance would be..... Rumba
My Freestyle song would be..... Keep Holding On
The one outfit I want is...... Alex's from last night!
Craig would give me a... 6....in Week 1
My favorite judge would be..... Craig - Honesty is best
I think I would get to..4th... place - Although probably be out first!

Oops, I should have noticed Thank you

IF I WERE ON STRICTLY....
I would like to compete against Chilli from TLC
I would like to dance with Artem Chigvintsev
My fave dance would be the Charleston
My least fave dance would be the Jive
My Freestyle song would be Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO
The one outfit I want is Ola's Series 6 catsuit
Craig would give me a 6 in Week 1
My favorite judge would be Alesha (because she compliments everyone!)
I think I would get to 6th place

I would like to compete against someone duller than me (hopefully there would be!)
I would like to dance with Brendan.
My fave dance would be foxtrot.
My least fave dance would be charleston..
My Freestyle song would be a song from an Astaire/Rogers film
The one outfit I want is an elegant ballroom dress (a la Erin)
Craig would give me a smilein Week 1
My favorite judge would be whoever marks me highest (no shame there).
I think I would get to the bar to calm myself down afterwards

If I were on Strictly:

I would like to compete against Boris Johnson
I would like to dance (cling hysterically to) with Artem
My favourite dance would be the American Smooth
My worst dance would be the jive (paramedics on standby)
My show dance would be to "Fallen" by Lauren Wood
The one outfit I'd want is one that didn't make me look like an over-stuffed sausage
Craig would give me 1 in the first week
My favourite judge would be Mr CRH
I would be out first week but I would smuggle myself back into TV Centre each week and manoeuvre myself back into shot in the TessPit

No point in answering all the questions - I'd be out in the first week ...........30 years ago maybe!

IF I WERE ON STRICTLY....
I would like to compete against Fern Britton
I would like to dance with Katya Virshias, it's a height thing.
My fave dance would be Viennese Waltz, it's elegant and structured.
My least fave dance would be Salsa, I just don't think I'd be able to "let go" enough.
My Freestyle song would be Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol
The one outfit I want is A classic tuxedo- in the style of the dancing stars of the 40's and 50's.
Craig would give me a 5 in Week 1
My favorite judge would be Len Goodman, because I think my attention to technical detail would please him.
I think I would get to 8th Place place, I wouldn't be bad enough or amazing enough to be pushed to the upper echelons, but I would like to think my ability would carry me beyond the first few weeks.

IF I WERE ON STRICTLY....

I would like to compete against Mr Go Compare - I'm sure he'll be good fun, but a bit rubbish! And we can chant Go Compare to him backstagel
I would like to dance with Ian Waite. None of the existing pros are tall enough for me.
My fave dance would be Argentine Tango
My least fave dance would be Charleston
My Freestyle song would be "Watercolour" by Pendulum - it'll be the fastest song ever used on Strictly and we'll collapse in a heap afterwards, ensuring we capture the floating sympathetic voters
The one outfit I want is something bright red and not too frilly
Craig would give me a 6 in Week 1
My favorite judge would be Alesha, as I imagine she'll have kind words for me
I think I would get to 7th place

Unfortunately, I don't think the subjunctive tense is used much these days by many.
I blame it on the diminishing standards of English grammar taught in schools.
"In my day" such a mistake could lead to a blackboard rubber being chucked at your head.
That wouldn't happen now as I believe they don't use either any more.

I would like to compete against Kelly Brook.
I would like to dance with Erin.
My fave dance would be cha cha cha.
My least fave dance would be AT.
My Freestyle song would be instrumental without singer.
The one outfit I want is birthday suit.
Craig would give me A-Maz-Ing in Week 1
My favorite judge would be on holiday.
I think I would get to an enchanted place

Great Thread!


I would like to compete against Penelope Cruz
I would like to dance with Pasha.
My fave dance would be AT.
My least fave dance would be Waltz.
My Freestyle song would be remix of different styles so i could dance difference dances.
The one outfit I want is Karen's AT dress.
Craig would give me "You showed us how it should be done"
My favorite judge would be John Barrowman.
I think I would get to the final (and win it of course)

IF I WAS ON STRICTLY....
I would like to compete against....JK Rowling. I'm a big Harry Potter fan
I would like to dance with....Natalie
My fave dance would be.....Viennese Waltz
My least fave dance would be.....Jive
My Freestyle song would be.....A medley of songs from the musicals
The one outfit I want is......my old tail suit because that would mean I've lost enough weight to fit into it again
Craig would give me a......in Week 1 I'd like a Severrrn...oh that's Len
My favorite judge would be......As a contestant, probably Alesha as she thinks everyone is wonderful (As an observer, Craig is clearly the best judge but I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end )
I think I would get to.......place Being trained by Natalie I should stand a good chance of a win However, I can't say that as it will cost me votes so instead I'll say that I will be just happy to stay in as long as possible as I haven't had a holiday in a while and am in need of going on a journey

IF I WAS ON STRICTLY....
I would like to compete against....Quentin Wilson
I would like to dance with....pasha pasha pasha
My fave dance would be.....cha cha cha
My least fave dance would be.....waltz
My Freestyle song would be.....jungle boogie
The one outfit I want is......anything that covers the wobbly bits
Craig would give me a......in Week 1 2
My favorite judge would be......craig
I think I would get to.......place 14th
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IF I WAS ON STRICTLY
I would like to compete against.... The majority of the newsroom, they'd all be really fun and great support backstage, the likes of Miranda Hart, Julia Bradbury ... and anyone else I've forgotten I worship.
I would like to dance with Artem, my buddy from when I filmed Epic Win.
My fave dance would be Rumba or Tango
My least fave dance would be Jive
My Freestyle song would be Judas by Lady Gaga, could throw in some Tango, Paso, Cha Cha, Jive.
The one outfit I want is ... does anyone remember Ola's rumba costume from when she danced with Chris Hollins? That. And for ballroom I'd like one like Erin wore for the pro dance last week.
Craig would give me a 7/8 in week 1.
My favorite judge would be Craig.
I think I would get to ... hmm, not sure. I'd be able to dance, it would be weather the public liked me. Hopefully the final.

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IF I WERE ON STRICTLY....
I would like to compete against.... Miranda Hart
I would like to dance with.... ANTON (Who else??)
My fave dance would be..... American Smooth
My least fave dance would be..... Samba
My Freestyle song would be..... Queen - "We Are The Champions"
The one outfit I want is...... Alex's Vienese Waltz dress (Think it was the VW - she danced to 'Memory' when she wore it I know that much)
Craig would give me a...5...in Week 1
My favorite judge would be...... Craig
I think I would get to...2nd....place


I'm also adding something... I would fall in love with my partner and have a Strictly romance followed by the first Strictly wedding and strictly babies.

IF I WERE ON STRICTLY....
I would like to compete against Zara Phillips
I would like to dance with Brendan
My fave dance would be the Quickstep
My least fave dance would be the Salsa
My Freestyle song would be Glorious by Andreas Johnson
The one outfit I want is Holly's red foxtrot dress
Craig would give me a deep sigh and a curled lip in Week 1
My favorite judge would be Alesha (because she'd tell me I looked gorgeous even if they made me up like Mr Blobby)
I think I would WIN, of course dahling!!

IF I WAS ON STRICTLY....
I would like to compete against....someone who has no sense of rhythm
I would like to dance with....Matt (for height) but probably would have to be Brendan
My fave dance would be.....Tango or Foxtrot
My least fave dance would be.....Rhumba
My Freestyle song would be.....Another One Bites the Dust
The one outfit I want is......yet to be made
Craig would give me a......7 in Week 1
My favorite judge would be......Bruno on his tranquilisers' day
I think I would get to....... 16th (out of 14) place

IF I WAS ON STRICTLY....
I would like to compete against....Twiggy
I would like to dance with....Artem
My fave dance would be.....The Waltz
My least fave dance would be.....Rhumba
My Freestyle song would be.....You've Lost that Loving Feeling
The one outfit I want is......anything that makes me look good
Craig would give me a...10...in Week 1 (more like a 0)
My favorite judge would be......Len
I think I would get to...16th....place

I would like to compete against....somebody really famous
I would like to dance with....Ola
My fave dance would be.....Charleston or Paso Doble
My least fave dance would be.....Rumba
My Freestyle song would be.....Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
The one outfit I want is......anything
Craig would give me a...6...in Week 1
My favorite judge would be......Alesha (she'd be the nicest )
I think I would get to....7th...place

IF I WERE ON STRICTLY....

I would like to compete against....someone with two left feet
I would like to dance with....Pasha <3
My fave dance would be.....rumba. or paso. or tango...
My least fave dance would be.....jive or charleston
My Freestyle song would be.....something i could dance lots of styles to, but be exciting and emotional at the same time
The one outfit I want is......the lacey creation worn by aliona when she did a pro samba with mattew a couple of series ago
Craig would give me a...7...in Week 1
My favorite judge would be......Bruno (the OTTness)
I think I would get to....4th?...place (obviously i would love to win)
Last edited by cookiecracker : 04-12-2011 at 22:06