Is it wrong of me to now be kind of hoping that Alesha comes out on Saturday drunk as a skunk blethering,
"You wanna piece of me you lot? That what you want? Okay girls - and Bruno (cackles like a witch on speed) - who's in first for the big McFly gang bang? Don't pretend to look scared Harry - you know you love it. As for you Jason - why don't you just let go you boring get? Just grab Kristina and get on with it - you've both been desperate since the series started... I could show you a thing or two. Bliddy heck isn't the show over yet? I've got Dr Pam waiting for me - we've got a date with a prince, a bucket of Mateus Rose and a couple of policewoman uniforms..."