Alesha, Bruno and Craig should have their own show (The ABC Show) teaching celebs how to dance whilst mercilessly taking the piss out of them.

Maybe that's where SCD is heading?

MyFly haven't had a big selling album since 2005. That's why they're all doing reality TV.

Only just had a chance to watch and I was howling with laughter! I was expecting something much worse! I mean Alan's show is well known for how rowdy his guests get and his whole chat show host technique is built on innuendo. Anybody watching for five minutes would spot this.

I was very impressed that Craig was able to dance in those shoes!

Me too. Alesha looked a tiny bit tipsy to me, not as roaring drunk as I thought she would be. She was delightful. My kind of woman. And Bruno and Craig were great fun too.

I'm surprised there's been no speculation about precisely who - and I quote - was "frisky & gagging for it" in Series 5.

Well, apart from Matt di Angelo, of course - oh, and Dom Littlewood.