*whacks Sr with new, nhs issue crutches*
Jellus indeed!
Jellus indeed!
Thread Killers [not so] Anonymous. (Part 15)
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Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“*whacks Sr with new, nhs issue crutches*
Jellus indeed!”
“*whacks Sr with new, nhs issue crutches*
Jellus indeed!
”
Have you had an accident Pinky?? 
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
How bizarre. That's good your neighbour will keep an eye out for them.
*faints*
C'mon thready, get up, you're going on your holidees with Gemo today..........
You look very nice wee thready.”
“
How bizarre. That's good your neighbour will keep an eye out for them. *faints*
C'mon thready, get up, you're going on your holidees with Gemo today..........
You look very nice wee thready.
”
I’ll sort thready’s togs into two day rolls as well.
I just hope he doesn’t go muck puddling.
Originally Posted by thready:
“ I’ll try not to spill food down my front, too.”
“ I’ll try not to spill food down my front, too.
”
Good idea, thready.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ Have you had an accident Pinky?? ”
“
Have you had an accident Pinky?? ”
remember all those exercise classes I was doing to get fit and lose weight? Well I have torn my achilles in the cardio tennis one last week. But I also walked round on it for a week thinking it was "tendonitis". Now I have my lower leg in plaster to imobilise it and can't put any weight on...
...but teh crutches are handy!!
Hey Gemo, have a super holiday!
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“remember all those exercise classes I was doing to get fit and lose weight? Well I have torn my achilles in the cardio tennis one last week. But I also walked round on it for a week thinking it was "tendonitis". Now I have my lower leg in plaster to imobilise it and can't put any weight on...
...but teh crutches are handy!!
Hey Gemo, have a super holiday!”
“remember all those exercise classes I was doing to get fit and lose weight? Well I have torn my achilles in the cardio tennis one last week. But I also walked round on it for a week thinking it was "tendonitis". Now I have my lower leg in plaster to imobilise it and can't put any weight on...
...but teh crutches are handy!!
Hey Gemo, have a super holiday!”
Thanks. I’ll try.
If you’re going to be immobilised for long it may be worth getting one of these.
My son got one and it transformed his ability to do things.
Wow Gemo,thanks, that looks like it's just what I need. I am back in the clinic on Monday and I'll see what they say then. If this is longer term then I may well give that a try!
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“remember all those exercise classes I was doing to get fit and lose weight? Well I have torn my achilles in the cardio tennis one last week. But I also walked round on it for a week thinking it was "tendonitis". Now I have my lower leg in plaster to imobilise it and can't put any weight on...
...but teh crutches are handy!!
Hey Gemo, have a super holiday!”
“remember all those exercise classes I was doing to get fit and lose weight? Well I have torn my achilles in the cardio tennis one last week. But I also walked round on it for a week thinking it was "tendonitis". Now I have my lower leg in plaster to imobilise it and can't put any weight on...
...but teh crutches are handy!!
Hey Gemo, have a super holiday!”
Oh dear!!!! Try not to comfort yourself with too many cream buns
(((((((((((((((Pinky))))))))))))))))
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“Wow Gemo,thanks, that looks like it's just what I need. I am back in the clinic on Monday and I'll see what they say then. If this is longer term then I may well give that a try!”
“Wow Gemo,thanks, that looks like it's just what I need. I am back in the clinic on Monday and I'll see what they say then. If this is longer term then I may well give that a try!”
That looks an amazing thing Gemo....I'm going to pass that on as I know someone who might really appreciate it!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Oh dear!!!! Try not to comfort yourself with too many cream buns (((((((((((((((Pinky))))))))))))))))
That looks an amazing thing Gemo....I'm going to pass that on as I know someone who might really appreciate it!”
“Oh dear!!!! Try not to comfort yourself with too many cream buns
(((((((((((((((Pinky))))))))))))))))That looks an amazing thing Gemo....I'm going to pass that on as I know someone who might really appreciate it!”
My son thinks it’s brilliant.
Cream buns aren’t my weakness. It will be thavocados and the seafood.
I shall be having my birthday in Carmel. Not taking any posh clothes. If I need any I shall buy them there.
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“*whacks Sr with new, nhs issue crutches*
Jellus indeed!”
“*whacks Sr with new, nhs issue crutches*
Jellus indeed!
”
*snatches crutches & whacks the porker with them*
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“I’ll sort thready’s togs into two day rolls as well.
I just hope he doesn’t go muck puddling.
Good idea, thready.”
“I’ll sort thready’s togs into two day rolls as well.
I just hope he doesn’t go muck puddling.
Originally Posted by thready:
“I’ll try not to spill food down my front, too.”
“I’ll try not to spill food down my front, too.
”
Good idea, thready.
”
I'm sure he will.....on both counts.
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“remember all those exercise classes I was doing to get fit and lose weight? Well I have torn my achilles in the cardio tennis one last week. But I also walked round on it for a week thinking it was "tendonitis". Now I have my lower leg in plaster to imobilise it and can't put any weight on...
...but teh crutches are handy!!
Hey Gemo, have a super holiday!”
“remember all those exercise classes I was doing to get fit and lose weight? Well I have torn my achilles in the cardio tennis one last week. But I also walked round on it for a week thinking it was "tendonitis". Now I have my lower leg in plaster to imobilise it and can't put any weight on...
...but teh crutches are handy!!
Hey Gemo, have a super holiday!”
*sniggers* Poor poor porker.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Oh dear!!!! Try not to comfort yourself with too many cream buns (((((((((((((((Pinky))))))))))))))))
That looks an amazing thing Gemo....I'm going to pass that on as I know someone who might really appreciate it!”
“Oh dear!!!! Try not to comfort yourself with too many cream buns (((((((((((((((Pinky))))))))))))))))
That looks an amazing thing Gemo....I'm going to pass that on as I know someone who might really appreciate it!”
That's probably how she got into that state in the 1st place.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“My son thinks it’s brilliant.
Cream buns aren’t my weakness. It will be thavocados and the seafood.
I shall be having my birthday in Carmel. Not taking any posh clothes. If I need any I shall buy them there.”
“My son thinks it’s brilliant.
Cream buns aren’t my weakness. It will be thavocados and the seafood.
I shall be having my birthday in Carmel. Not taking any posh clothes. If I need any I shall buy them there.
”
Sounds like a good idea to me.
I hope you (& thready) have a lovely holidee. *hugs*
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“*hops into thread and jabs Sr's lardy backside with her crutches*”
“*hops into thread and jabs Sr's lardy backside with her crutches*”
Stoopid porker......I wasn't here, that was my hologram.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Let me assist you, Pinky.......*inserts Olympic javelin up SR's behind*”
“Let me assist you, Pinky.......*inserts Olympic javelin up SR's behind*
”
See above.
Originally Posted by derbyshire duck:
“There aint javelin big enough”
“There aint javelin big enough
”
Projection eh? ^^...........
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*sniggers in agreement*”
“*sniggers in agreement*
”
Projection eh? ^^...........
Eejits!
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“remember all those exercise classes I was doing to get fit and lose weight? Well I have torn my achilles in the cardio tennis one last week. But I also walked round on it for a week thinking it was "tendonitis". Now I have my lower leg in plaster to imobilise it and can't put any weight on...
...but teh crutches are handy!!
Hey Gemo, have a super holiday!”
“remember all those exercise classes I was doing to get fit and lose weight? Well I have torn my achilles in the cardio tennis one last week. But I also walked round on it for a week thinking it was "tendonitis". Now I have my lower leg in plaster to imobilise it and can't put any weight on...
...but teh crutches are handy!!
Hey Gemo, have a super holiday!”
Get well soon!
Originally Posted by HarryValley:
“Get well soon!”
“Get well soon!”
Thanks Harry.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*points and larfs at SR trying to remove 7 javelins from her rear end*”
“*points and larfs at SR trying to remove 7 javelins from her rear end*
”
*joins in with the laughing*
* gives thready tea & muffins* *gives SR tea & muffins* *gives sleeps tea & muffins* *gives gemo tea & muffins*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“* gives thready tea & muffins* *gives SR tea & muffins* *gives sleeps tea & muffins* *gives gemo tea & muffins*”
“* gives thready tea & muffins* *gives SR tea & muffins* *gives sleeps tea & muffins* *gives gemo tea & muffins*”
*gives Pinky superior tea n muffins**gives ducky superior tea n muffins**gives chinnock superior tea n muffins**gives 'Arry superior tea n muffins**gives self superior tea n muffins*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Sniggers as well*”
“
*Sniggers as well*”
Eejit.
Originally Posted by HarryValley:
“Get well soon!”
“Get well soon!”
*tuts loudly*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*points and larfs at SR trying to remove 7 javelins from her rear end*”
“*points and larfs at SR trying to remove 7 javelins from her rear end*
”
Fool.........your brain has obviously been addled.
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“Thanks Harry.
*joins in with the laughing*”
“Thanks Harry.
*joins in with the laughing*”
Eejit, your leg injury has obviously addled your wee porker brain.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“* gives thready tea & muffins* *gives SR tea & muffins* *gives sleeps tea & muffins* *gives gemo tea & muffins*”
“* gives thready tea & muffins* *gives SR tea & muffins* *gives sleeps tea & muffins* *gives gemo tea & muffins*”
Oooh ta muchly *tucks in happily & puts thready & Gemo's muffins in a safe place*
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