Pots.................kettles............. Though yours would be a bony boy arse

So...you are saying light emanates from my behind...like the sun shines out of it?

How uncharacteristically sweet of you!


Scrawny is the wrod you were looking for, scrawny!

Evening Pinky! How nice of SR to pay you a compliment She must be lightening up in her old age

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Have a lovely day today. x

Indeed, I expect we'll feel the heat off the birthday cake candles from here

*legs it*

Yes, Happy Birthday Gemo. Don't waste any of you birthday cake on the imaginary Thready, now will you!!

Soppy Gemo

Happy Birthday!

*Calls Fire Brigade as precaution*

Very wise, chinsalot!

*provides a birthday tea in Gemo's honour (and in her absence)*

*Invites Twass, Chinny, Ducky, Harry and Sleeps*

Ohhhhhhhhhhh how exciting!!! Thank you Pinky, that looks smashing

Thank you. Xxxx


Not allowed candles, forest fire danger.

Hope its a fabulous day Gemo!! X

*tuts*

The weather is lovely. I can only use Internet from the breakfast rom and Mr G has just posted a picture of it on FB and the hotelier likes the picture so much she asked for a copy.

I think we're going to Big Sur later and the shopping for my pressie.

It looks very very posh! I hope thready is behaving himself.

Ta very muchly Piggy!

*Pokes Sr in eye with Olympic javelin*

*rams Olympic javelin & torch where the sun don't shine*

Manchester or Llandudno?

No stoopid.......your fat arse........did you think that was the way you always walk?

Grr! Humph!

You need to stay away from that tanning centre.

Get a room, you two!

Keep yer beak out. Jellus, jellus, jellus.