No! I'll just grab the nearest

Well at least you have good manners, most men just grab the biggest

impeccable manners me, always say thankyou after

Do you use a napkin as well

there's usually a frilly cotton one lying around

New member in my place twassles go say ello!

This isn't a bloody social club! Bugger off & take yer floosies with ya! *whacks 'Arry with several rancid kippers*

shurrup you *pelts Sr with sticklebacks*

*pokes 'Arry in the eye with a jaggy thistle*

*wafts large plate of haggis under Sr's nose*

I'm nobody's floosie!!!

Gimme a link 'Arry, is the thing I can't get into??

No it's the bit you're allowed in


sent

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< ps link's over there anyway

Haggis doesn't bother me, stoopid.

I thought it did!? bah!!

ave you not got your Java sorted out yet?

Puter says no!!

I feel virtuous! I've dusted, cleaned, hoovered, polished, tidied up, and made a blueberry sponge pud!

AND shopped, and done washing! Just a roast chook din dins to go then I can put me feets up. SplintZ is snoring his bonce off in bed

You've not done the garden?

I thought about mowing the grass but it's too bloomin wet

Bugger off the pair of you & do some knitting or something........:yawn:

Knitting's BORING!!!!!!

TUT!!!

Nor as boring as the pair of you!

where's yer toyboy Sleepo today anyway?

*sniggers*

It's rancid kippers for you 'Arry!

Hardly! Don't judge everyone by your standards. Or should I say by your lack of)

*bangs 'Arry & twass heads together*