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Your Diva demands??.
From Adeles modest 5 page list, to Katie Perrys exacting 45 page list, stars have always requested special items for them and their dressing rooms.
If you were a world famous pop star, what 'diva' type demands would you have in your gigs contract?. Some of mine would be: 'Fish cake and chips from a proper fish and chip shop, with tomato sauce, salt and vinegar, provided in separate containers, the food to be provided in its original paper wrapping'. and 'Ice lollys, pack of eight, frozen using freshly squeezed real orange juice.' "A picture of Kate Beckinsale as she appeared in the film 'Underworld' on the dressing room wall. ![]() What demands would you make?. |
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Nothing too demanding but:
*Air con would be a must or I wouldn't use the dressing room *An Xbox 360 console *A selection of the best toiletries including nice aftershave, moisturiser, etc. *A mini bar which includes Heineken on tap. *A 52" tv with surround sound. *A box of Barrys Tea. *30 extra "mini" dressing rooms for my entourage and groupies. *Retro arcade games *Pool table *Jukebox *Jacuzzi *Plenty of lube and other sex supplies *King-size bed with nice plump pillows |
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. 20 B&H Silver whenever I need.
. Trolley of assorted Alcohol, always to be kept well stocked before/after shows. . HUGE buffet full of healthy food, I need to make up for all the smoking and drinking. . A room full of male escorts on stand-by at all times. . A Laptop with a good Internet access so I can use Twitter, Facebook, check to read any stories about myself on Digital Spy :P . A Car on stand-by to take me shopping when I want to go. . A portable recording studio because I want to make my next album on the road, around the world. . In my dressing room I must ALWAYS have chilled water, a big comfy sofa, a hot tub and most importantly, TAKE THAT F****** NO SMOKING SIGN DOWN!!!! I'm easily pleased. |
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I wouldnt really want a lot, some decent food and some orange juice and im sorted! Its not as if your gonna be there very long, setting up, doing the gig and then leaving, id probably bring a book or my ipod and my ds but thats about it.
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I never understood these celebrities who make outrageous demands. Surely if you are in it for the love of the music then all you would need is a room to change in and a shower.
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17.5 freshly shaved Horses
A gallon of used dishwater 2 Fish out of water A beanbag chair with spongebob on it A fruit bowl filled with eggs An Egg basket filled with chips A Roland Grand Piano with all the keys tuned to middle C Keith Chegwin... stuffed and mounted on the wall One single strand of vermiccelli. |
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I never understood these celebrities who make outrageous demands. Surely if you are in it for the love of the music then all you would need is a room to change in and a shower.
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*Five Bottles of wine (two Red, two white, one rose)
*Six-pack of Carling *Bottle of vodka *24-pack of Coke *20 Mayfair *Buffet of vegitarian food *Margarita Pizza |
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Who says they are in it for the love of the music?
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Every artist will claim they are in it for the love of the music because who will admit to being in it for the fame/money/chicks?
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Mine would be:
A bowl of fruits mostly of pomegranate and strawberries, ![]() flatscreen HD tv recording room big cinema screen laptop with a good internet connection... a clean toilet Nando's peri peri chicken flavour crisp packets x23 bean bag sofa A tin of celebrations but STRICTLY NO BOUNTY, PLZ. |
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Mine:
Some soul food: fried chicken, mac'n'cheese, cornbread, gravy Some trashy celeb mags A few bottles of Evian Cranberry and apple juices Double chocolate chip cookies An LCD TV DVD Player Boxsets of True Blood, Supernatural and Ugly Betty Humidifier Laptop and wi-fi Scented Candles Massage mat and oils Trey Songz as my masseur |
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- 20 bottles of Fiji Water
- A few bottles of Grey Goose Vodka & Greenall's Gin - 20 cans of Low-carb Monster - 5 bottles of low-calorie tonic water. - 20 bottles of Miller light - Edamame beans on demand! - 5 large packs of M&Ms. - A flatscreen tv & an atari flashback 3 - 20 Marlboro Lights - Constant air conditioning - Bottle of Tom Ford for Men, & non-animal tested skincare products & moisturiser. - BIG speakers & absolutely, under no circumstances, any meat products anywhere near my dressing room! I think all in all I'd be a preeetty undemanding diva. No rooms full of kittens for me! |
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* High speed wireless internet
* 40" LCD TV with satellite and CNBC on the screen * A crate of Diet Coke * Smokey bacon crisps * Macbook Pro * M&Ms on demand * Headphones for watching Youtube videos
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1. The room must have a dimmer switch.
2. Strawberry flavoured pop tarts. 3. CD player. 4. Large floor fan 5. Budweiser on ice 6. Coca Cola, Vimto, orange juice, water - all to be kept refrigerated. 7. A range of sandwiches on white and wholemeal bread. 8. Chicken breasts and french fries 9. Fresh salad, fresh prawns, thousand island sauce 10. Various doritos and dip 11. TV and DVD with specified DVDs 12. Condoms ![]() 13. 2 large couches 14. Haribo kiddie's mix. 15. A platter of fresh fruit (no pineapple or peach) Then I would put something completely random to see if they actually met it. Something like: A midget dressed in a toga with a bowl of skittles to hand out while speaking in a irish accent. Absolutely no red skittles. |
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Interesting thread
Cigarettes (don't mind on the brand) Bottled water (fridge temp, not room temp) Extra strong Mints Bon jela Lip balm Domino's pizza Blueberry muffins Wireless internet Ipod dock station Paper and pens (for writing songs of course) Television with a Virgin plus box so I never miss my TV shows |
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Wow! I'm shocked! I wouldn't demand half of these things!
If I was a singer I'd literally only ask that there was a room temperature bottle of water in my dressing room, anything else I want I'd get myself! |
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5 boxes of m&s percy pig sweets
20 bottles of water..not too cold 10 bottles of champagne chilled in ice on arrival honey, lemon and ginger 5 packs of camel ciggys 2 rooms for entourage and stylists A walk in wardrobe A shower 1 room for the band 1 large birdcage Wireless internet connection |
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Probably just chilled fizzy drinks and jelly beans, chocolate raisins/peanuts or Starburst/Chewits.
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I would say that I wouldn't have any diva demands but I guess fame changes you. OK, I'd have an HD TV, laptop, KFC, fish and chips and a large tub of Pick'n'Mix sweets. Yes, a large deal of my luxuries are food-related! Quote:
A tin of celebrations but STRICTLY NO BOUNTY, PLZ.
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Keep it nice and simple:
Unlimited supply of fags and booze A menu for the nearest takeaway curry house |
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Malboro Lights as and when i demand, A fridge full of wine of all colours
![]() n exotic animal i'm talking baby snow leopards ETC And whatever i damn well wanted
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I think looking at it, my diva demands would just be a ready supply of wine, lager and spirits and cigarette's.
I'd also demand that all food served to ALL staff, band members, roadies, whoever is vegetarian. |
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I think looking at it, my diva demands would just be a ready supply of wine, lager and spirits and cigarette's.
I'd also demand that all food served to ALL staff, band members, roadies, whoever is vegetarian. |
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