1. A large dressing room, with complete (and tasteful) furnishings.
2. No TV. I don't watch TV.
3. A cage where I can keep all my Gays.
4. A cage where I can keep all my kids - Lolita, Rocky, David and Magumba.
5. Health foods only - NO CIGARETTES, DRUGS OR ALCOHOL.
6. A yoga mat, accompanied by a selection of soothing ambient meditation albums.
7. All small gallery of Marilyn Monroe pictures on the walls.
8. A selection of ''Mind, Body, Soul'' self-discovery books.
9. Copies of Kaballah scriptures, all in Sanskrit.

Can you guess who I am?

Matt Cardle?

well all know who have diva demands and those are madonna, janet jackson, whitney houston, mariah carey, britney spears, beyonce, jennifer lopez, lady gaga, katy perry and rihanna.

My diva demands would be quite modest.

Italian meal
Tea with skimmed milk
No smoking anywhere in the vicinity
Television
Comfortable chair


But as I am unlikely to be in the situation, the above list is irrelevant!

I read that when Mariah Carey was making her Christmas album she demanded fake snow in the stuido, plus other outrageous things - forgotten them at the moment.

Joe McElderry asked for Diet Coke - that's all!

How nice of you.

Divas are inflated egotistical pretentious twits. I wouldn't give them anything.

I'd only ask for stuff if I was so famous I couldn't get the stuff myself as i was too busy or risk getting mobbed.In that case I would ask for
- jaffacakes at least 36, mcvitties only!
- a bottle of jaeger & lots of red bull
- Malibu woo hoo's (my own cocktail of Malibu, archers, vodka and cranberry)
- ridiculously comfy sofa
- nandos chicken wrap, piri piri chips and mash

Then id be a happy little diva

Madonna?

200 Embassy Number 1, an ashtray and a red lighter.
Drugs.
A male stripper.

Then you would be out of a job, dahling.

Since when have diva demands had to be nice?!

Suits me

Led Zeppelin in the early seventies(According to folklore).
An iron and ironing board.
Virgins
A live shark.

Fluffy animals to pet
Water Evian at room temp
Laptop/ipad with internet connection
Flat screen tv with Blu Ray
An Italian Chef/Fusion food Chef/
The walls of the room painted in a light pastel colour
An assortment of alcohol drinks
Boxes of toblerone and Ferro Roche
Lots of finger foods such as suchi
Id want non of the building staff to address me personally or even approach me.
Id want corridors cleared when Im there
The biggest rooms and plenty of dressong rooms for dancers entourage
Comfortable chairs and luxury pillows
Foot massage therapy machine thingy