Afternoon everyone.
OK. No-one on the planet is going to understand what I'm about to say and I apologise for that. So here goes...
Today's events are...AMAZING!!!

I mean for me. None of you will probably believe me so I'm not going to explain why today's events with John and Josie is an astonishing thing for me, but certain theories have been answered and I'm all a bit jingly with the outcome.
Sorry, yes I know that makes zero sense and I've very likely confused you all. It's just something going towards me understanding time, the universe and everything.
Still with me?
Bless you.
So anyway, specifics.
Yes, it's terrible that John has made details of a private email from Josie public. I mean Josie wouldn't do that with a private email from John...oh, wait a minute.
No, ok. It is totally unfair of John to use Twitter to tell fans how bad Josie has behaved towards him. I mean, Josie's never discussed anything with fans through DM about how John has trea...ah, now...mmm.
Actually it really is not at all nice of John to display such dislike and bitterness for Josie infront of an audience. I mean, there's no evidence at all that Josie has spoken negatively about John in any magazine for the last 8 months whe...ooh, well...come to think of it...
It's really bad of John to try and get a reaction from Josie. I mean, Josie would never use tactics, such as bringing up old arguements, to get a particular response from John just to start up a row for the cam...eeerrr, the thing is...
It's totally stupid of John to try and convince himself that he hates Josie to cover up the hurt and pain he felt from losing her by taking her words too hastily. I mean, Josie hasn't needed to try and convince herself that John was all in the wrong and that she didn't hugely screw up the chance to work things out with him when the opportunity was staring her in the fa...oh for crying out loud!!!
AS.
BAD. AS.
EACH.
OTHER.