Last night all the remaining dancers were abducted by aliens. They have been genetically modified and returned to earth resembling a different contestant. In other words, Chelsee may be inhabiting Harry's body, and Jason may in fact be Holly etc. There is no way of telling who is where, but Chelsee was seen to be spending a long time in front of the mirror, fondling her boobs, so we're guessing Harry has got lucky.
It's a nightmare for the BBC, they cannot go public for reasons of national security. The celebrities themselves are confused, a week spent learning two routines, and now they find themselves in a different body needing to perform something entirely different.
Anyway. it makes all these crazy recent threads obselete..we don't know where our favourite resides tonight. Vote for the best dancer for a change, you know it makes sense.

...yep, that's definitely it.

Vote for the best dancer???? My goodness, that idea is a bit radical isn't it?

wat...

The point in bold in the most ludicrous thing I've ever read of DS.

The rest of the post is possible, admittedly.

Eh? I mean Pardon.

DS needs a "like" button.

Are they going to be returned to their rightful bodies after the competition? In which case wouldn't it be to their advantage to dance badly? Or if you were in, say, one of the outsider's bodies (Alex) perhaps you'd dance well so that you had less competition next week in the final. And could this also mean that Chelsee will end up dancing lead steps instead of follower ones (if inhabited by Harry or Jason).

This is oh so complicated. We need to think out a new votiing strategy.

Not that I've ever voted anyway in this series..........but that's beside the point.