With apologies to anyone who's seen this before because I did post it on another thread, and with
tongue firmly in cheek
:
I think we should embrace the idea of improving international relations through the spirit of dance by engaging in a cultural exchange with the US version, DWTS

1) I think the Americans would love Bruce - a real-life Knight of the Realm. Proper Olde England.

. The sun will do him good - he had a lovely time making that TV programme about Las Vegas. We'll have their Tom Bergeron in return please, who can
both read the auto-cue
and be spontaneously witty.
2) Ditto Anton - the Americans would be charmed by his very-Englishness, uber-smart appearance and Fred Astaire moves. Unfortunately that would leave Anton unavailable to fill Bruce's shiny shoes

but I don't suppose he'd mind - he'd be living the Californian lifestyle, after all!
3) Oh...but...that would leave us with a pro-space to fill. That'll be Tristan MacManus then
Simples