Our hero's talents are clearly under utilised. How about:

Artem in the Attic
The Artem Show
Artemnight
MasterArtem
How to Look Good Artem
Artem Street
Midsomer Artem
Artem & Away
ArtemWatch
Only Fools and Artem
Kirstie's Homemade Artem
Who Wants to be Artem

Downton Artem

Artem In The Attic sounds like a low budget horror film

LOL!!

Flog Artem
Artem She Wrote
Loose Artem
I'm Sorry I Haven't an Artem

Excuse me while I splutter coffee over my keyboard

Don't Artem The Bride
Come Artem With Me
Big Artem

My Big Fat Artem Wedding

Also,

The Artem Factor
I'm Artem, Get Me Out Of Here!
Diagnosis: Artem
Two and a Half Artems
Come Dine With Artem

I'm an Artem, Get Me Out of Here!

Edit: echad, great minds, and that...

My Big Fat Artem Wedding

Love it

Artem Swap
How Clean Is Your Artem?
Doctor Artem
The Big Bang Artem
Artem's Anatomy
Artem's Law
Artemless
Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Artem

Artem under the Hammer
Sarah Beeny's Artem Nightmare
Law & Order: Special Artem Unit

Lol can you imagine it? Artem has to do every bushtucker trial and lives in the camp by himself. And we sit at home watching his slow descent into madness.

Or possibly 'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Artem' for Eggwina.

I love How Clean is Your Artem!!

Desert Island Artem

Running out of ideas...

Artem the Teenage Witch
The Good Artem

My Artem

top Artem
Artem's Homemade Christmas
One man and his Artem

Dirty Artem: The Time of Your Life

Yes, I am deliberately going for all the rude ones.

Brilliant!

Artem behaving badly.

I prefer Artem To Look Good Naked.

Put your Artem where your Mouth is
Masterchef: The Artems
You've Been Artemed
Pan Artem
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Artem
Keep up Artem's
Frozen Artem

Agreed

Some Mothers Do Art-em