The Good, the Bad, the Artem (or just, the Artem, the Artem, the Artem!)
Doctor Artem
I'm a Celebrity, get me Artem (NOW!)
Up Artem
Artem Wars
Not the 9 o Clock Artem
The Two Artems
Hi Di Hi Artem
Match of the Artem/ Artem of the Day
Artem City
Top Artem / Artem Gear (Just so Jeremy Clarkson could say "This is the best Artem... In the world!)

Batman and Artem!
The Artem Men
The Incredible Artem
Wallace and Artem /Artem and Grommit
(And also, if we just replace a one word Title) ARTEM!!

Tell me, would this also work with Artem's musical talents coming through?

McArtem
Lady Artem
Take Artem/Artem That
Destiny's Artem
The Pussycat Artems
The Arctic Artems
AlexisonArtem
Earth, Wind and Artem
The Black Eyed Artems
Maroon Artem
The Artem Brothers
Red Hot Chili Artems
Basement Artem / Artem Jaxx

Or stage and film remakes?

Artem of the Opera
The Sound of Artem
101 Artems

After their rumba last year it would have to be! Kara is Angel, Aliona is Willow, Pasha is Xander, Bruno is Drusilla, Len is the Mayor (after giving Kara and Artem a 6 for the AS), Katya is Cordelia, Natalie is Faith, Jared is Riley (i.e massive fail), Dawn is HAYLEY HOLT (she only exists in our imagination), Bruce is the First Evil (speaks for itself).

The King and Artem (or Artem and I)

Seven Brides for Seven Artems

My Fair Artem

Hello Artem

Artem on the Roof

Artem in the Rain

Easter Artem

Desperate Artem-wives
How I met Your Artem
An Artem Abroad
A Touch of Artem
Nurse Artem
America's Got Artem
NYPD Artem
Frozen Artem
As Artem Goes By
Pimp My Artem
Artemville
E-Artem (ER)
Queer as Artem
Ross Kemp on Artem
Saved By the Artem
Secret Diary of an Artem
Artem's Creek
The Artem Whisperer
Artem the Bounty Hunter
The Artem-Team

Artem or no Artem

The Artem Diaries

The Only Way is Artem

Geordie Artem (why aye)

Only Fools and Artems

Celebrity Artem
OR
Artem Juice!

And also starring Holly - How to Succeed With Artem Without Really Trying

Wonders of the Artem
Take me, Artem! (Punctuation added ala Espion)

I'm sorry, you broke my brain at Bruno is Drusilla...

America/Britain's next top Artem
Project Artem
Artem and Recreation
Raising Artem
Come fly with Artem

Hairy Artems
Two fat artems
Gimme Gimme Artem
Artem vs Artem
Artem'll fix it
Deal or No Artem
Artem in a bed
It's Artem or the Dog

Artem Ain't Half Hot Mum.

I'll join the queue

The only new role he needs is the little forward one - through my bedroom door ...

I haven't either
Oh please Santa - I've been reasonably good this year

Well, I've been a bad, bad girl, so I deserve him more.

Artem on Sunday
Songs of Artem
Artem Roadshow
Live and Artem or Artem and Kicking
Artem SwapShop (for the fogies, that one )
Artem's Home for Christmas
Obsessive Compulsive Artem
Cowboy Artem
Artem's Christmas Cracker
In Artem
Criminal Artem
Artem & Chips
Artem Tricks
Sons of Artem

Law and artem
Special Victims Artem
Criminal Artems
Artems Law
Miss Artem( go with the alternative meaning for that!)
the girl with the dragon Artem
The girl who played with Artem
the girl who kicked the Artems nest

The Girl with the Artem Tattoo is better I think.

Unreported Artem
Artem on a plate
Living with Artem
The Joy of Artem Sex

E Rtem

applause so much better

Shouldn't this be on the Appreciation thread? Artem isn't my hero.