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Old 11-12-2011, 15:31
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Sex and the Artem
Twin Artems
Desperate Artems
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Monty Python’s Flying Artem
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Old 11-12-2011, 15:51
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And also starring Holly - How to Succeed With Artem Without Really Trying

Sad but true


Shouldn't this be on the Appreciation thread? Artem isn't my hero.
I think if you read all the posts there is a variety of responses - hardly appreciative. But it is quite good fun!
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Old 11-12-2011, 15:56
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That classic radio series of countryside folk " The Artems "
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Old 11-12-2011, 17:17
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Judge Artem
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Old 11-12-2011, 17:34
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This is brilliant. So much fun.

last of the Artem Wine
An Artem Cottage Christmas Feast
Without an Artem
Work of Artem
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Old 11-12-2011, 17:39
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Artem's Gold: New Secrest revealed
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Old 11-12-2011, 18:45
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My favourites would be

Breakfast with Artem
1 o'clock Artem
6 o'clock Artem
10 o'clock Artem
Artem for the Weekend
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Old 11-12-2011, 20:56
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On the big screen he could do Oh Brother, where Artem thou?
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Old 12-12-2011, 16:35
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A few festive treats newly lined up:

Michael Buble: Artem for Christmas
Artem, King of Christmas Lights
The Artem of the Night
The Many Artems of Les Dawson
Artemlutely Fabulous
Jane Austen: the Unseen Artem?
The Artem of Oz
Royal Institute Christmas Artems
Fast Artem, the Widow and Me
Bedtime Artems
The Man Who Would Be Artem
The Many Artems of Dame Judi Dench
The Nation's Favourite Artems

Nadolig Llawen i bawb - a Merry Christmas to all!



(Hope you can see the invisible Santa hats!)
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Old 12-12-2011, 17:11
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I even heard the priest mention him a few times in Mass .

Our Father who Artem Heaven .
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Old 12-12-2011, 18:54
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A few festive treats newly lined up:

Michael Buble: Artem for Christmas
Artem, King of Christmas Lights
The Artem of the Night
The Many Artems of Les Dawson
Artemlutely Fabulous
Jane Austen: the Unseen Artem?
The Artem of Oz
Royal Institute Christmas Artems
Fast Artem, the Widow and Me
Bedtime Artems
The Man Who Would Be Artem
The Many Artems of Dame Judi Dench
The Nation's Favourite Artems

Nadolig Llawen i bawb - a Merry Christmas to all!



(Hope you can see the invisible Santa hats!)
If you're talking xmas tv then surely you should include The Queen's Artem- screening 3pm xmas day.
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Old 12-12-2011, 23:22
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A few festive treats newly lined up:

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The Many Artems of Dame Judi Dench
Well if she's got so many A) Where's she hiding them and B) Why can't she share XD x
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Old 12-12-2011, 23:46
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Old 13-12-2011, 00:46
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If you're talking xmas tv then surely you should include The Queen's Artem- screening 3pm xmas day.
Errr ummmm (sorry Terry) because I just stole ideas from the highlights pages of the Radio Times (other programme guides are available) and it wasn't there!
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Old 13-12-2011, 20:34
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If you're talking xmas tv then surely you should include The Queen's Artem- screening 3pm xmas day.
Now THAT is a good one! After a showing of The Sound of Artem
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Old 13-12-2011, 20:35
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Or stage and film remakes?

Artem of the Opera
The Sound of Artem
101 Artems
101 Artems! Yum, yes please
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Old 13-12-2011, 20:50
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101 Artems! Yum, yes please
Shall we have 50 each and then auction the other one off so we can all live in the lap of luxury?
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Old 13-12-2011, 20:57
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Shall we have 50 each and then auction the other one off so we can all live in the lap of luxury?
Brilliant idea. We could throw in one of Heston Blumenthal's Christmas Puddings.
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Old 13-12-2011, 21:42
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You've given me an idea.

Perhaps the only way forward from these wonderful ideas is to create an Artem Christmas Day schedule - you've already said The Sound of Artem before the Queen's Artem. So I reckon (depending on the channel - BBC or ITV) that's approx midday or 12.30 to 3.10 covered.

Haha - while checking length of the Q's A I've just found another programme.

7.00 - 8.00 pm Doctor Who - The Doctor, the Artem and the Wardrobe! (the non-appreciators should appreciate that, if they see it!)
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Old 13-12-2011, 22:03
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You've given me an idea.

Perhaps the only way forward from these wonderful ideas is to create an Artem Christmas Day schedule - you've already said The Sound of Artem before the Queen's Artem. So I reckon (depending on the channel - BBC or ITV) that's approx midday or 12.30 to 3.10 covered.

Haha - while checking length of the Q's A I've just found another programme.

7.00 - 8.00 pm Doctor Who - The Doctor, the Artem and the Wardrobe! (the non-appreciators should appreciate that, if they see it!)

We need an Artem channel, he doesn't have to do anything, he can just stand there for 24 hours a day so I can stare at him.

Or we could have Artem and different outfits and we dress him up in the outfits via the red button. Sort of like one of those high tech paper dolls.
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Old 14-12-2011, 22:01
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Old 14-12-2011, 23:59
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an Artem is for life not just for xmas
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Old 15-12-2011, 10:11
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an Artem is for life not just for xmas
Fab post.
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Old 15-12-2011, 16:20
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I love all these will tell them on Artems Appreciate Thread to come and have a look
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Old 15-12-2011, 19:00
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The Frozen Artem
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