Sex and the Artem
Twin Artems
Desperate Artems
Life on Artem
Curb your Artem
Monty Python’s Flying Artem

Sad but true



I think if you read all the posts there is a variety of responses - hardly appreciative. But it is quite good fun!

That classic radio series of countryside folk " The Artems "

Judge Artem
Saturday Artem
Have I got Artems for you?
An Artem born every minute

This is brilliant. So much fun.

last of the Artem Wine
An Artem Cottage Christmas Feast
Without an Artem
Work of Artem

Artem's Gold: New Secrest revealed
Mounted in Artem
Artems Mysteries explained
Treats from Artem's country House
The Artem of Dibley
Artem getting Married
Artem to improve

My favourites would be

Breakfast with Artem
1 o'clock Artem
6 o'clock Artem
10 o'clock Artem
Artem for the Weekend

On the big screen he could do Oh Brother, where Artem thou?

A few festive treats newly lined up:

Michael Buble: Artem for Christmas
Artem, King of Christmas Lights
The Artem of the Night
The Many Artems of Les Dawson
Artemlutely Fabulous
Jane Austen: the Unseen Artem?
The Artem of Oz
Royal Institute Christmas Artems
Fast Artem, the Widow and Me
Bedtime Artems
The Man Who Would Be Artem
The Many Artems of Dame Judi Dench
The Nation's Favourite Artems

Nadolig Llawen i bawb - a Merry Christmas to all!



(Hope you can see the invisible Santa hats!)

I even heard the priest mention him a few times in Mass .

Our Father who Artem Heaven .

If you're talking xmas tv then surely you should include The Queen's Artem- screening 3pm xmas day.

Well if she's got so many A) Where's she hiding them and B) Why can't she share XD x

Strictly Come Artem
The Artem Link
Artem Watch
Artem Who Do You Think You Are?
Artem's Street Dance
The Artem Factor
Artem's Expectations
Bleak Artem
The Taming of The Artem

Errr ummmm (sorry Terry) because I just stole ideas from the highlights pages of the Radio Times (other programme guides are available) and it wasn't there!

Now THAT is a good one! After a showing of The Sound of Artem

101 Artems! Yum, yes please

Shall we have 50 each and then auction the other one off so we can all live in the lap of luxury?

Brilliant idea. We could throw in one of Heston Blumenthal's Christmas Puddings.

You've given me an idea.

Perhaps the only way forward from these wonderful ideas is to create an Artem Christmas Day schedule - you've already said The Sound of Artem before the Queen's Artem. So I reckon (depending on the channel - BBC or ITV) that's approx midday or 12.30 to 3.10 covered.

Haha - while checking length of the Q's A I've just found another programme.

7.00 - 8.00 pm Doctor Who - The Doctor, the Artem and the Wardrobe! (the non-appreciators should appreciate that, if they see it!)

We need an Artem channel, he doesn't have to do anything, he can just stand there for 24 hours a day so I can stare at him.

Or we could have Artem and different outfits and we dress him up in the outfits via the red button. Sort of like one of those high tech paper dolls.

:d:d:d

an Artem is for life not just for xmas

Fab post.

I love all these will tell them on Artems Appreciate Thread to come and have a look

The Frozen Artem