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Edeline85
11-12-2011
Sex and the Artem
Twin Artems
Desperate Artems
Life on Artem
Curb your Artem
Monty Python’s Flying Artem
ysbryd y ddawns
11-12-2011
Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“And also starring Holly - How to Succeed With Artem Without Really Trying”


Sad but true


Originally Posted by sonic157:
“Shouldn't this be on the Appreciation thread? Artem isn't my hero.”

I think if you read all the posts there is a variety of responses - hardly appreciative. But it is quite good fun!
drumstick
11-12-2011
That classic radio series of countryside folk " The Artems "
MsSunshine76
11-12-2011
Judge Artem
Saturday Artem
Have I got Artems for you?
An Artem born every minute
marinamau
11-12-2011
This is brilliant. So much fun.

last of the Artem Wine
An Artem Cottage Christmas Feast
Without an Artem
Work of Artem
marinamau
11-12-2011
Artem's Gold: New Secrest revealed
Mounted in Artem
Artems Mysteries explained
Treats from Artem's country House
The Artem of Dibley
Artem getting Married
Artem to improve
fern3
11-12-2011
My favourites would be

Breakfast with Artem
1 o'clock Artem
6 o'clock Artem
10 o'clock Artem
Artem for the Weekend
norbitonite
11-12-2011
On the big screen he could do Oh Brother, where Artem thou?
ysbryd y ddawns
12-12-2011
A few festive treats newly lined up:

Michael Buble: Artem for Christmas
Artem, King of Christmas Lights
The Artem of the Night
The Many Artems of Les Dawson
Artemlutely Fabulous
Jane Austen: the Unseen Artem?
The Artem of Oz
Royal Institute Christmas Artems
Fast Artem, the Widow and Me
Bedtime Artems
The Man Who Would Be Artem
The Many Artems of Dame Judi Dench
The Nation's Favourite Artems

Nadolig Llawen i bawb - a Merry Christmas to all!



(Hope you can see the invisible Santa hats!)
Abbasolutely 40
12-12-2011
I even heard the priest mention him a few times in Mass .

Our Father who Artem Heaven .
Kmc1978
12-12-2011
Originally Posted by ysbryd y ddawns:
“A few festive treats newly lined up:

Michael Buble: Artem for Christmas
Artem, King of Christmas Lights
The Artem of the Night
The Many Artems of Les Dawson
Artemlutely Fabulous
Jane Austen: the Unseen Artem?
The Artem of Oz
Royal Institute Christmas Artems
Fast Artem, the Widow and Me
Bedtime Artems
The Man Who Would Be Artem
The Many Artems of Dame Judi Dench
The Nation's Favourite Artems

Nadolig Llawen i bawb - a Merry Christmas to all!



(Hope you can see the invisible Santa hats!)”

If you're talking xmas tv then surely you should include The Queen's Artem- screening 3pm xmas day.
Damahepa
12-12-2011
Originally Posted by ysbryd y ddawns:
“A few festive treats newly lined up:

...

The Many Artems of Dame Judi Dench
”

Well if she's got so many A) Where's she hiding them and B) Why can't she share XD x
samiskim
12-12-2011
Strictly Come Artem
The Artem Link
Artem Watch
Artem Who Do You Think You Are?
Artem's Street Dance
The Artem Factor
Artem's Expectations
Bleak Artem
The Taming of The Artem
ysbryd y ddawns
13-12-2011
Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“If you're talking xmas tv then surely you should include The Queen's Artem- screening 3pm xmas day.”

Errr ummmm (sorry Terry) because I just stole ideas from the highlights pages of the Radio Times (other programme guides are available) and it wasn't there!
penelopesimpson
13-12-2011
Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“If you're talking xmas tv then surely you should include The Queen's Artem- screening 3pm xmas day.”

Now THAT is a good one! After a showing of The Sound of Artem
penelopesimpson
13-12-2011
Originally Posted by ysbryd y ddawns:
“Or stage and film remakes?

Artem of the Opera
The Sound of Artem
101 Artems”

101 Artems! Yum, yes please
ysbryd y ddawns
13-12-2011
Originally Posted by penelopesimpson:
“101 Artems! Yum, yes please”

Shall we have 50 each and then auction the other one off so we can all live in the lap of luxury?
penelopesimpson
13-12-2011
Originally Posted by ysbryd y ddawns:
“Shall we have 50 each and then auction the other one off so we can all live in the lap of luxury?”

Brilliant idea. We could throw in one of Heston Blumenthal's Christmas Puddings.
ysbryd y ddawns
13-12-2011
You've given me an idea.

Perhaps the only way forward from these wonderful ideas is to create an Artem Christmas Day schedule - you've already said The Sound of Artem before the Queen's Artem. So I reckon (depending on the channel - BBC or ITV) that's approx midday or 12.30 to 3.10 covered.

Haha - while checking length of the Q's A I've just found another programme.

7.00 - 8.00 pm Doctor Who - The Doctor, the Artem and the Wardrobe! (the non-appreciators should appreciate that, if they see it!)
Alli-F
13-12-2011
Originally Posted by ysbryd y ddawns:
“You've given me an idea.

Perhaps the only way forward from these wonderful ideas is to create an Artem Christmas Day schedule - you've already said The Sound of Artem before the Queen's Artem. So I reckon (depending on the channel - BBC or ITV) that's approx midday or 12.30 to 3.10 covered.

Haha - while checking length of the Q's A I've just found another programme.

7.00 - 8.00 pm Doctor Who - The Doctor, the Artem and the Wardrobe! (the non-appreciators should appreciate that, if they see it!)”


We need an Artem channel, he doesn't have to do anything, he can just stand there for 24 hours a day so I can stare at him.

Or we could have Artem and different outfits and we dress him up in the outfits via the red button. Sort of like one of those high tech paper dolls.
ysbryd y ddawns
14-12-2011
:d:d:d
shefair
14-12-2011
an Artem is for life not just for xmas
penelopesimpson
15-12-2011
Originally Posted by shefair:
“an Artem is for life not just for xmas”

Fab post.
BJgirl
15-12-2011
I love all these will tell them on Artems Appreciate Thread to come and have a look
yungathart
15-12-2011
The Frozen Artem
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