Everyone is pregnant (including Bruce)

Everyone was robbed

Tess needs Gok
(that was a very good original post who ever you are)

Claude van Batts is mad but the treatment is starting to work

Zoe is to busy for next year/ storming Norman has put his foot down/ The world and his wife want to do it except mad claude

Bruce is past it (oh no he isnt)

Judges are colluding (bruno is canoodiling )

James is a thorughly decent fellow

The celebs are rubbish

no ones is watching next year if chelsea/ jason / harry wins

Thank goodness Moria thingy going goining gone

The VTs are an incesive insight into the rigouress traning schedule for each journey's excursion

Did I miss anything?

Only the obligatory 'Anton can't dance' and 'Alesha is evil' stuff.

Eastern European gangsters have taken over.

Ian Waite has to come back.

No one can agree how to spell Brendan-don-den-dinny.

Props can be rammed where the sun don't shine.

Wembley was a resounding success.

All the judges, in that crazy ugly current phrase, 'need to go'.

The audience, ditto.

The judges are superfluous, arm chair critics know more

Jennifer Grey was as useful as a cardboard cut out with a voting panel

Worst line up ever!!!

KAREN HARDY FOR SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE AND JUDGE!!!!

Shut up James

Camilla needs a trough to drool into

& what I've learnt from the forum

I'm northern (I'm stupid & shop in Iceland)

I'm a female Australian (I can't be asked, get off him he's Kara's)

I'm a male Australian (I am so asked I think I gave birth to dance)

I'm Middle Class (I'm dull, I wear grannies jumpers & have a nice hedge)

I'm old and married to somebody famous (we're not going to mark you on your dancing just how hideous your dress is)

I'm crazy & live in a coffin (I will sue you all)

I want to entertain the public (I can't dance)

I'm a living Legend ( Shut up Lulu)

jelus

In defence of our northern cousins and celtic whatits your only stupid if you live in Northern Iceland (and I do mean Iceland not Ireland he adds hastily)

Maybe we could have Bjork next year as she will combine everything people don't like into one 'crazy, dull, living legend, can't be asked, gave birth to a moment performer, Northern, middle class weirdo' we can all dislike

No dance is any good until unless it gets a standing ovation

No dance is worth 40 unless you're a fan of said couple, in which case if a dance doesn't get 40 they're undermarked

The 'Will Anton get a good partner this year?' threads will start in January.

everyone including the males are pregnant

when your desperate for votes just get in the flying equipment

re Bjork a tad to northern all things Scaninavian are hip this year or so I am told

ETA Is Icelandic Scandinavian , surely it must be ?

By strictest definition Scandinavia is Norway, Denmark and Sweden (the monarchies). People can refer to Scandinavia to include Finland, Iceland and the Faroe Islands. Nordic will refer to all of them correctly (with Greenland)

Aliona shouldn't be allowed to win as she isn't a nice person (we've all met her or know through our brother's friend's sister's boyfriend's uncle).

Ta for that so Bjork is too northern being Nordic and only the Scandinavians are hip this year

Everyone was overmarked

Everyone was undermarked

The BBC have fixed it so that everyone can win, that's obvious

Craig undermarked

Craig overmarked

I want to meet some Eastern European/Russian gangsters. (who came up with that!)

Everyone needs to be binned.

Our bins are full.

Bring Karen back as a Judge.

Karen is annoying/patronising/full of herself.

Girls-crush on Holly!

Artem is faking an injury.

I love Pasha/I'll do Pasha/ Pasha please do me...Pashadoable!

Anton has had some good partners in the past, not winners but good: Lesley Garrett, Esther Rantzen and Laila Rouass (who could have been really good had it not been for Anton). He is now the comedy act, last year it worked, this year it didn't work because people didn't 'get' Nancy.

I think Anton should be replaced.

-Lets bin Artem
-James should be sacked
-Karen should be head judge and replace Alesha who is rubbish:yawn:.
-Craig should be sacked because he gave a 2 10's to Chelsee and Jason.
-Aliona choreography is a hit or miss.
-Pashadoble is adorkable
-Jason is so desperate and earnest
-Anton should get a good partner next year
-No more vts, can we see some actual training footage?
-Tess needs a new stylist
-Brucie is not funny, he is patronising and should be sacked.
-Ian should be back as a pro

To many BBC big wigs getting tickets and not enough strictly fans