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The Confession Booth
SurrenderBill
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It is time to seek forgiveness for your sins, come in and confess to everything you have ever bought that is X-Factor related. You can also seek forgiveness for overspending on votes. Whatever your sin, share it with us, and let us forgive you.
"Forgive me Wagner, I have sinned, I have..."
"Forgive me Wagner, I have sinned, I have..."
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Since then I have slagged off Amelia Lily and though what I said was true I think that even hard faced cows deserves good Christmas.
Also I would like to confess that I have felt rage at some forum members for being what I thought was idiotic and would like to say sorry.
Also I'd like to confess that I love Marcus, I am sorry but I do. Even if I can't be given absolution for this I would like it to be acknowledged.
What is my penance?
Wagner has asked me to tell you that you must listen to the new Little Mix single... on repeat... for three hours.
Oh dear I don't know if I can endure....Might I listen to the whole cardle album instead (once)? Surely that is a lot worse?
He isn't a shi*t singer. He's a really sh*t singer.
There. That'll do.
No... Little Mix... crack on!
Wagner says he is undecided, he will get back to you.
First one I am a massive fan of Janet but every week since she forgot her words each week I thought she was going even though I loved her performaces
My second Confession has been haunting me for many years now,Okay here it goes. OP I have never completed Super Mario 64
Despite saying I acknowledge Misha's talent and I'm just not a fan on this forum to avoid arguments (When not in the mood) To be honest, I really don't. I think she's pure crap and has an awful sounding voice.
Also I've been tempted on more than one occasion to show the awful, amateur trolls on this forum (And literally, every single one of them except maybe Mr. Blonde hasn't got a clue) how to really troll, but haven't because I actually enjoy discussion on here... which in itself could be a confession.
And finally, I should actually be studying right now for an exam I have in 6 hours. This has been a reoccuring theme over the last few weeks for me.
What is my penance?
You have nothing to be ashamed of, shout it from the rooftops.
I don't see why you feel the need to confess to sins, you seem like a saint to me... Wagner has named you St Devlin of Janet... go forth and spread the word of the wise.
Your sin is not being truthful, you must now spend a night in the company of Matt Cardle.
There is no hope left for you, you are doomed and only have the fires of hell to look forward to. Wagner refused to comment, simply offering a look of disgust.
You want to eat Frankie? Are you blonde?
Better hungry than poisoned, please select a lovely spoonful of sprouts instead... Wagner sends them... with love
I gave in to temptation and recently bought all of Shayne's cd singles at 20p each. They were purchased in a Christian Aid shop, so that made me feel a little less guilty.
I got his albums, and all of Andy Abraham's for between 20p and a quid at a Cexx shop, when they did mail-order on free delivery. I believe this was because I was too ashamed to buy them in person.
Journey South, Leon and Leon-a have been purchased in a similar manner.
And I keep having furtive thoughts about JLS. Them, not their CDs.
I once voted for The Conway Sisters.
And Hope.
At least he can sing. I am now saying a prayer with thanks for not being condemned to listening to Misha.
You, my friend, have been royally ripped off!!!
So it was you!!!!!
Did you pronounce his name - WAG-ner or VARG-ner? Coz that might be another sin