Oh yes, I can positivise anything to do with the best TV program ever. Not a hoax! Not a trolling attempt! Think you don’t want WhoSA as well as WhoK? Prepare to change your mind.[LIST=1][*]There would be a ton of it – Twenty-odd new episodes of Doctor Who per year? How on Earth could that be a bad thing? Even if it’s films, you know that the first one will be called Doctor Who: Something of the Somethings, ready for a sequel. Heck, film three at the same time.
[*]It wouldn’t affect WhoK - Remember how nobody talks about the original ‘The Office’ now the American version is so popular? Or how Fawlty Towers was ruined by the poor American version ‘Amanda’s’? No? That’s because those things did not happen.
On the film side of things, do you really want a whole year’s production time and budget to go into two hours of Who? Let America take the strain on that, and BBC Wales can produce a whole new series at the same time.
[*]It might be great – You know your favourite American writers of TV SciFi? Fiver says they are massive Doctor Who fans and thought they’d never get to write for it due to the British focus. They’ll be battering down the studio’s door. Same with films.
[*]It might be terrible – Come on, admit it, you like a bit of wonky not-quite-Who as much as I do. Peter Cushing on a drizzly Sunday? Perfect. Studio interference could leave it like blue cheese. You know it doesn’t taste nice, but you can’t keep away.
[*]It would be different – Okay, this one only really works if, like me, you like the fact that Doctor Who almost completely changes every five years or so. But if that is that case, having two different versions running at the same time is exponentially enjoyable.
[*]Think of the crossovers – Companions! Enemies! Doctors! (On anniversaries and the like.) This ties in to my firm belief that all countries should have their own Doctor. A hundred different timelines cross-fertilising!
[*]Think of the merchandising – Yes, there’s a lot now, but imagine it cranked up to Hollywood levels. Proper Lego! Halfway-decent videogames! Cuddly every-damn-thing! Probably not Happy Meals, but a fellow can dream.
[*]It would get American kids interested – Doctor Who is a show for kids. Kids and their families, yes, but without the kids you might as well not bother. In America it’s currently only being pushed to geeks. Let’s fix that.
[*]It would cement The Doctor as an archetypal character – Sherlock Holmes, Robin Hood, Batman, Spider-Man. What do they all have in common? A bajilion screen versions. A new one for every age. Did anybody moan that Tim Burton’s Batman didn’t tie up with the ‘60s TV series? If they did, they were silly people.
[*]It might stop Americans watching WhoK – Okay, so you just don’t like the idea of WhoSA existing, that’s fine. This one’s for all the moaners about ‘our’ show being broadcast the same week in the States or filmed there to ‘suck up to’ America. What if it acts as containment facility for American Who fans? What if they’re as insular as you are and decide to stick to their home-grown version? You might never have to read the phrase ‘Tom Baker on PBS when I was a kid’ ever again!
(Disclosure – I don’t really think this last one, but I’m willing to offer an olive branch to these oddly parochial followers of the most all-embracing of TV shows.)[/LIST]So, there you go. I have conclusively proved that it would be great.Hopefully my plane ticket to LA to act as a consultant won't be too held up by the Christmas post.
[*]It wouldn’t affect WhoK - Remember how nobody talks about the original ‘The Office’ now the American version is so popular? Or how Fawlty Towers was ruined by the poor American version ‘Amanda’s’? No? That’s because those things did not happen.
On the film side of things, do you really want a whole year’s production time and budget to go into two hours of Who? Let America take the strain on that, and BBC Wales can produce a whole new series at the same time.
[*]It might be great – You know your favourite American writers of TV SciFi? Fiver says they are massive Doctor Who fans and thought they’d never get to write for it due to the British focus. They’ll be battering down the studio’s door. Same with films.
[*]It might be terrible – Come on, admit it, you like a bit of wonky not-quite-Who as much as I do. Peter Cushing on a drizzly Sunday? Perfect. Studio interference could leave it like blue cheese. You know it doesn’t taste nice, but you can’t keep away.
[*]It would be different – Okay, this one only really works if, like me, you like the fact that Doctor Who almost completely changes every five years or so. But if that is that case, having two different versions running at the same time is exponentially enjoyable.
[*]Think of the crossovers – Companions! Enemies! Doctors! (On anniversaries and the like.) This ties in to my firm belief that all countries should have their own Doctor. A hundred different timelines cross-fertilising!
[*]Think of the merchandising – Yes, there’s a lot now, but imagine it cranked up to Hollywood levels. Proper Lego! Halfway-decent videogames! Cuddly every-damn-thing! Probably not Happy Meals, but a fellow can dream.
[*]It would get American kids interested – Doctor Who is a show for kids. Kids and their families, yes, but without the kids you might as well not bother. In America it’s currently only being pushed to geeks. Let’s fix that.
[*]It would cement The Doctor as an archetypal character – Sherlock Holmes, Robin Hood, Batman, Spider-Man. What do they all have in common? A bajilion screen versions. A new one for every age. Did anybody moan that Tim Burton’s Batman didn’t tie up with the ‘60s TV series? If they did, they were silly people.
[*]It might stop Americans watching WhoK – Okay, so you just don’t like the idea of WhoSA existing, that’s fine. This one’s for all the moaners about ‘our’ show being broadcast the same week in the States or filmed there to ‘suck up to’ America. What if it acts as containment facility for American Who fans? What if they’re as insular as you are and decide to stick to their home-grown version? You might never have to read the phrase ‘Tom Baker on PBS when I was a kid’ ever again!
(Disclosure – I don’t really think this last one, but I’m willing to offer an olive branch to these oddly parochial followers of the most all-embracing of TV shows.)[/LIST]So, there you go. I have conclusively proved that it would be great.Hopefully my plane ticket to LA to act as a consultant won't be too held up by the Christmas post.




), Doctor Who USA, Doctor Who Australia, Doctor Who Germany etc. I'm a bit worried by that. How would I be able to watch them ALL!
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