Should do on present form no problem

Playing away at Wigan at 5.30 today

wonder how long this will last?

Will anyone have a sense of humour failure ?

Made me laugh

Thank you

I hope the mods and other viewers see it as an end of term school boy type harmless prank if not I guess its off to the seaside perhaps

Lol very funny

Chelsea might get 5 today but not 10 i dont think

Picked Chelsea on the football card for a team mate. Won him a tenner!

I am delighted in a school boysh sort of way this lasted longer than a football match and every one that has read this has a sense of humour too ( Thank you) coz I understand from the (in) famous goalkeeper that isnt its a long way to Bognor and back


I wonder what League they play in

No I am not going there- I promise all of ya propa Chelsay Robbie ( no sorry hes off the pitch now isnt he- did someone say he is more at home there no surley not) Jase ( Terry will love that) and Mcfly thingy er Harry fans I will wont post on this thread eva again

back to the x mas wrapping while OH is out earning a crust - Live well for less

*snorts*

as long as my football team wins today we need the points we are in the drop zone

and my fav celeb "does the double" I'll be happy

Bookies continue betting 1 to 3 the man's team, but DS Forum says 4 to 6 the woman's team. One camp or the other will have egg on their faces .

The prediction is that after 30 minutes Jason and Kristina will be shown the red card for bringing soccer into disrepute, he for making a speech, she for making love.

After 90 minutes it will be a score draw. After another 40 minutes extra time the score remains tensely drawn.
Finally comes the penalty shootout. By this stage female fans in a frenzy supporting each side hurl first abuse, then bras, then knickers at the opposing side. 4 commentators divide into two angry wrestling matches.

Penalty shootout result 5:5.
In desperation Sir Bruce Forsythe rushes onto the pitch to declare a tie-breaker, by asking all fans to vote for Man of the Match, winner takes all. Final result as follows: