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Old 19-12-2011, 11:45
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Went out to my car to go and see a property and I had to do the biggest double-take in history. There she was, legs akimbo, masturbating in the front seat of my car. How did you get in I asked. You left it open. She said 'Thankyou' and walked off up the lane without a care in the world
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Old 19-12-2011, 11:45
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Yeah, this actually happened.
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Old 19-12-2011, 11:45
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And then you woke up.
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Old 19-12-2011, 11:49
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How old is this woman?
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Old 19-12-2011, 11:50
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Is this a little fantasy of yours? bless....
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Old 19-12-2011, 11:52
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Went out to my car to go and see a property and I had to do the biggest double-take in history. There she was, legs akimbo, masturbating in the front seat of my car. How did you get in I asked. You left it open. She said 'Thankyou' and walked off up the lane without a care in the world
Funny story...................don't belive you tho.
It's far too cold outside to be doing that!
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Old 19-12-2011, 11:53
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How old is this woman?
62. Someat like that?
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Old 19-12-2011, 11:54
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Today, the Daily Mail declares Tenpe as a liar.

If they are wrong, let him sue them.
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Old 19-12-2011, 11:57
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And your point is?.....
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Old 19-12-2011, 11:58
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Is this a little fantasy of yours? bless....
Why would I fantasise about an old woman frotting in my car. Eewww. Thats just wrong!
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Old 19-12-2011, 11:59
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http://www.itusozluk.com/image/cool-...bro_211711.jpg
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Old 19-12-2011, 12:02
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62. Someat like that?
Is she fit?

Maybe she's into NIP and fancied a bit of outdoor. You missed your chance mate.
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Old 19-12-2011, 12:03
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Should of slid her ya custard launcher.
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Old 19-12-2011, 12:07
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How many user names have you got Crazychris?
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Old 19-12-2011, 12:09
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Why would I fantasise about an old woman frotting in my car. Eewww. Thats just wrong!
That's not what you said last time ......
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Old 19-12-2011, 12:10
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No you didn't.
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Old 19-12-2011, 12:11
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Why would I fantasise about an old woman frotting in my car. Eewww. Thats just wrong!
Fantasise being the key word here ....
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Old 19-12-2011, 12:12
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62. Someat like that?
Was it Janette Krankie?
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Old 19-12-2011, 12:39
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So. A neighbour. Just decided to get into your car and start masturbating?
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Old 19-12-2011, 12:42
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Maybe it's Clarkson's mum.
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Old 19-12-2011, 12:44
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Should of slid her ya custard launcher.
That's the second time you've done that in the last couple of weeks when I'm trying to eat fish and chips!!
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Old 19-12-2011, 12:45
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How many user names have you got Crazychris?
haha, I was just thinking this had Crazychris written all over it until I checked the name !
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Old 19-12-2011, 12:47
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I'd give the gear stick a good wipe down with Dettol.
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Old 19-12-2011, 12:48
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Or one of them Loose Women. Am fairly sure that's the only action they get.
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Old 19-12-2011, 13:09
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I really hate to dampen everyone's fun, but one can't be 'legs akimbo.'

Sorry OP.
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