http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004481869,00.html

Ahhh - true love for them both at last!

Shouldn't this be in Nuts magazine?

Oh well I suppose they might get along but I cant see it lasting that long he is not known for his faithfulness to women and of course it might be a novelty for him dating someone who is not rich and all that famous.

Ideal in the sense that it gets her name and, presumably, her (new) face in the tabloids.

I had forgotten who Lisa was I am sure they will be very happy together.

Ah well if it all goes belly up at least Lisa can kill him with two fingers.

The Sun didnt even have the decency to show Lisa with her new conk and udders :sleep: instead we get the stare the stare nooooooo

When I went on that link, an advert with a monster appeared all over her face

It was a great improvement!