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Old 10-01-2012, 23:04
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well its goodnight from me, speak to you all tomorrow take care xxxx
Night Sue.xxx
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:04
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Yeah I know - when I came back and read that he'd called our Dear Wends a pervert I PMSL.

Pervy Wends - her new name
Pervy Wendy, :love it lol
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:05
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Pervy Wendy, :love it lol
It rhymes too
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:05
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I had to google fap myself

So then decided to have a little look at what other words could be used not in a perverted way i'll leave that to cough wendy cough

And also for kaye so she doesn't mistake any of them for lollies

Here goes

Bash the bishop

Beat off ( And no this is not a michael jackson song )

Beat the meat ( kaye this as nothing to do with chicken, pork,lamb or beef )

Choke the chicken ( Kaye don't take that literally)

Flog the log

Play pocket pool ( this is not a game )

Service yourself

Spank the monkey ( now this as nothing to do with animal cruelty )

To name but a few

Gotta love google
I never heard any of these this forum and QI have taught me a lot
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:05
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I had to google fap myself

So then decided to have a little look at what other words could be used not in a perverted way i'll leave that to cough wendy cough

And also for kaye so she doesn't mistake any of them for lollies

Here goes

Bash the bishop

Beat off ( And no this is not a michael jackson song )

Beat the meat ( kaye this as nothing to do with chicken, pork,lamb or beef )

Choke the chicken ( Kaye don't take that literally)

Flog the log

Play pocket pool ( this is not a game )

Service yourself

Spank the monkey ( now this as nothing to do with animal cruelty )

To name but a few

Gotta love google
Here's a few more

Taking matters into your own hands

Buffing the Banana

Holding Your Sausage Hostage

Jackin' the Beanstalk
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:07
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qwerty did a twitter with a pic of john james and a 2012 calender with the loy monkeys on
Thanks Sue, must have been the one I could'nt open
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:10
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Here's a few more

Taking matters into your own hands

Buffing the Banana

Holding Your Sausage Hostage

Jackin' the Beanstalk
Lol.....Or as Jose would say,rubbing your toolah.
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:13
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I best go to bed i have'nt been able to sleep untill about 3 in the morning so going to try and get to sleep now :yawn:


Good night everyone :yawn::sleep:
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:13
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well its goodnight from me, speak to you all tomorrow take care xxxx
night sue xx
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:14
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Lol.....Or as Jose would say,rubbing your toolah.
Don't you go talking about my flower in such a manner!
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:14
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I had to google fap myself

So then decided to have a little look at what other words could be used not in a perverted way i'll leave that to cough wendy cough

And also for kaye so she doesn't mistake any of them for lollies

Here goes

Bash the bishop

Beat off ( And no this is not a michael jackson song )

Beat the meat ( kaye this as nothing to do with chicken, pork,lamb or beef )

Choke the chicken ( Kaye don't take that literally)

Flog the log

Play pocket pool ( this is not a game )

Service yourself

Spank the monkey ( now this as nothing to do with animal cruelty )

To name but a few

Gotta love google
Don't know wether I should or should'nt admit that I've never heard of any them
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:15
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See that smut corner is back maggi x
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:15
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Night Sue

Night Kaye

Sleep tight
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:15
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I best go to bed i have'nt been able to sleep untill about 3 in the morning so going to try and get to sleep now :yawn:


Good night everyone :yawn::sleep:
Night Kaye sleep well
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:15
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I best go to bed i have'nt been able to sleep untill about 3 in the morning so going to try and get to sleep now :yawn:


Good night everyone :yawn::sleep:
Night Kaye.Today have been very educational for youxxx

Don't you go talking about my flower in such a manner!
Flower?It is more like a cactus...
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:16
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I best go to bed i have'nt been able to sleep untill about 3 in the morning so going to try and get to sleep now :yawn:


Good night everyone :yawn::sleep:
Night Kaye love talk tomorrow

Don't you go talking about my flower in such a manner!
"Sherwood Forrest" - John
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:17
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Don't know wether I should or should'nt admit that I've never heard of any them
Don't you worry.....as long as Wends knows.

See that smut corner is back maggi x
Aaaaand i have no idea what you're talking about
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:17
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Night Kaye, hope you sleep well :sleep: maggi x
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:18
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Where's Pervy Wendy?

I'm gonna have to go soon cos I'm getting tired and then she'll be complaining that I'm not here posting.

#Can'ttalktothemissingpervette
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:18
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Night Kaye.Today have been very educational for youxxx



Flower?It is more like a cactus...
ahahahahahahahah
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:21
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i'm gonna get off now too as totally shattered as went back to zumba tonight & it was tough, but gotta get beach ready for may, so no pain no gain lol
nanight all xxx
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:21
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here you go, for those who've not see it.........nom nom x

_PuckYouMiss_ Jonah Takalua
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Evening

i see John is pointing to the 4th monkey in the row, is there significance in this?? is he saying cryptically

1. Stop monkeying around you lot
2. I love monkeys
3. Monkeys are my favourite toys
4. Theres a monkey on the loose
5. I am so pleased with my monkey calendar
6. Monkeys are the latest accessory
7. Theres a lot of monkey business going on
8. I m gonna get a pet monkey
9. I am going on holiday where there are lots of monkeys
10. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil (as in the monkey proverb)

or anything other monkey reference you can think of
John is looking well.
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:21
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i'm gonna get off now too as totally shattered as went back to zumba tonight & it was tough, but gotta get beach ready for may, so no pain no gain lol
nanight all xxx
Night night.xxx
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Old 10-01-2012, 23:22
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I can feel a wank rant coming on.


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Old 10-01-2012, 23:23
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Evening

i see John is pointing to the 4th monkey in the row, is there significance in this?? is he saying cryptically

1. Stop monkeying around you lot
2. I love monkeys
3. Monkeys are my favourite toys
4. Theres a monkey on the loose
5. I am so pleased with my monkey calendar
6. Monkeys are the latest accessory
7. Theres a lot of monkey business going on
8. I m gonna get a pet monkey
9. I am going on holiday where there are lots of monkeys
10. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil (as in the monkey proverb)

or anything other monkey reference you can think of
John is looking well.
I think every monkey has a name,and he's pointing to Chills,but i could be wrong
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