Originally Posted by suebloore:
“well its goodnight from me, speak to you all tomorrow take care xxxx”
“well its goodnight from me, speak to you all tomorrow take care xxxx”
Night Sue.xxx
The John James & Josie Appreciation Thread (Part 217)
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Originally Posted by JJJ lover:
“Yeah I know - when I came back and read that he'd called our Dear Wends a pervert I PMSL.
Pervy Wends - her new name”
“Yeah I know - when I came back and read that he'd called our Dear Wends a pervert I PMSL.
Pervy Wends - her new name”
Pervy Wendy,
:love it lol
Originally Posted by loonie:
“I had to google fap myself
So then decided to have a little look at what other words could be used not in a perverted way i'll leave that to cough wendy cough
And also for kaye so she doesn't mistake any of them for lollies
Here goes
Bash the bishop
Beat off ( And no this is not a michael jackson song )
Beat the meat ( kaye this as nothing to do with chicken, pork,lamb or beef )
Choke the chicken ( Kaye don't take that literally)
Flog the log
Play pocket pool ( this is not a game )
Service yourself
Spank the monkey ( now this as nothing to do with animal cruelty )
To name but a few
Gotta love google”
“I had to google fap myself
So then decided to have a little look at what other words could be used not in a perverted way
i'll leave that to cough wendy cough And also for kaye so she doesn't mistake any of them for lollies
Here goes
Bash the bishop
Beat off ( And no this is not a michael jackson song )
Beat the meat ( kaye this as nothing to do with chicken, pork,lamb or beef )
Choke the chicken ( Kaye don't take that literally)
Flog the log
Play pocket pool ( this is not a game )
Service yourself
Spank the monkey ( now this as nothing to do with animal cruelty )
To name but a few
Gotta love google
”
I never heard any of these this forum and QI have taught me a lot
Originally Posted by loonie:
“I had to google fap myself
So then decided to have a little look at what other words could be used not in a perverted way i'll leave that to cough wendy cough
And also for kaye so she doesn't mistake any of them for lollies
Here goes
Bash the bishop
Beat off ( And no this is not a michael jackson song )
Beat the meat ( kaye this as nothing to do with chicken, pork,lamb or beef )
Choke the chicken ( Kaye don't take that literally)
Flog the log
Play pocket pool ( this is not a game )
Service yourself
Spank the monkey ( now this as nothing to do with animal cruelty )
To name but a few
Gotta love google”
“I had to google fap myself
So then decided to have a little look at what other words could be used not in a perverted way
i'll leave that to cough wendy cough And also for kaye so she doesn't mistake any of them for lollies
Here goes
Bash the bishop
Beat off ( And no this is not a michael jackson song )
Beat the meat ( kaye this as nothing to do with chicken, pork,lamb or beef )
Choke the chicken ( Kaye don't take that literally)
Flog the log
Play pocket pool ( this is not a game )
Service yourself
Spank the monkey ( now this as nothing to do with animal cruelty )
To name but a few
Gotta love google
”
Here's a few more
Taking matters into your own hands
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Originally Posted by suebloore:
“qwerty did a twitter with a pic of john james and a 2012 calender with the loy monkeys on”
“qwerty did a twitter with a pic of john james and a 2012 calender with the loy monkeys on”
Thanks Sue, must have been the one I could'nt open
Originally Posted by JJJ lover:
“Here's a few more
Taking matters into your own hands
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk”
“Here's a few more
Taking matters into your own hands
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk”
Lol.....Or as Jose would say,rubbing your toolah.
I best go to bed i have'nt been able to sleep untill about 3 in the morning so going to try and get to sleep now :yawn:
Good night everyone :yawn::sleep:
Good night everyone :yawn::sleep:
Originally Posted by suebloore:
“well its goodnight from me, speak to you all tomorrow take care xxxx”
“well its goodnight from me, speak to you all tomorrow take care xxxx”
night sue xx
Originally Posted by bblover:
“Lol.....Or as Jose would say,rubbing your toolah.”
“Lol.....Or as Jose would say,rubbing your toolah.”
Don't you go talking about my flower in such a manner!
D
Don't know wether I should or should'nt admit that I've never heard of any them 
Originally Posted by loonie:
“I had to google fap myself
So then decided to have a little look at what other words could be used not in a perverted way i'll leave that to cough wendy cough
And also for kaye so she doesn't mistake any of them for lollies
Here goes
Bash the bishop
Beat off ( And no this is not a michael jackson song )
Beat the meat ( kaye this as nothing to do with chicken, pork,lamb or beef )
Choke the chicken ( Kaye don't take that literally)
Flog the log
Play pocket pool ( this is not a game )
Service yourself
Spank the monkey ( now this as nothing to do with animal cruelty )
To name but a few
Gotta love google”
“I had to google fap myself
So then decided to have a little look at what other words could be used not in a perverted way
i'll leave that to cough wendy cough And also for kaye so she doesn't mistake any of them for lollies
Here goes
Bash the bishop
Beat off ( And no this is not a michael jackson song )
Beat the meat ( kaye this as nothing to do with chicken, pork,lamb or beef )
Choke the chicken ( Kaye don't take that literally)
Flog the log
Play pocket pool ( this is not a game )
Service yourself
Spank the monkey ( now this as nothing to do with animal cruelty )
To name but a few
Gotta love google
”
Don't know wether I should or should'nt admit that I've never heard of any them
Originally Posted by k182:
“I best go to bed i have'nt been able to sleep untill about 3 in the morning so going to try and get to sleep now :yawn:
Good night everyone :yawn::sleep:”
“I best go to bed i have'nt been able to sleep untill about 3 in the morning so going to try and get to sleep now :yawn:
Good night everyone :yawn::sleep:”
Night Kaye sleep well
Originally Posted by k182:
“I best go to bed i have'nt been able to sleep untill about 3 in the morning so going to try and get to sleep now :yawn:
Good night everyone :yawn::sleep:”
“I best go to bed i have'nt been able to sleep untill about 3 in the morning so going to try and get to sleep now :yawn:
Good night everyone :yawn::sleep:”
Night Kaye.Today have been very educational for you
xxx
Originally Posted by JJJ lover:
“Don't you go talking about my flower in such a manner!”
“Don't you go talking about my flower in such a manner!”
Flower?It is more like a cactus...
Originally Posted by k182:
“I best go to bed i have'nt been able to sleep untill about 3 in the morning so going to try and get to sleep now :yawn:
Good night everyone :yawn::sleep:”
“I best go to bed i have'nt been able to sleep untill about 3 in the morning so going to try and get to sleep now :yawn:
Good night everyone :yawn::sleep:”
Night Kaye love talk tomorrow
Originally Posted by JJJ lover:
“Don't you go talking about my flower in such a manner!”
“Don't you go talking about my flower in such a manner!”
"Sherwood Forrest" - John
Originally Posted by welshgirlwpq2th:
“D
Don't know wether I should or should'nt admit that I've never heard of any them ”
“D
Don't know wether I should or should'nt admit that I've never heard of any them
”
Don't you worry.....as long as Wends knows.
Originally Posted by MagStar10:
“See that smut corner is back maggi x”
“See that smut corner is back
maggi x”
Aaaaand i have no idea what you're talking about
Where's Pervy Wendy?
I'm gonna have to go soon cos I'm getting tired and then she'll be complaining that I'm not here posting.
#Can'ttalktothemissingpervette
I'm gonna have to go soon cos I'm getting tired and then she'll be complaining that I'm not here posting.
#Can'ttalktothemissingpervette
Originally Posted by bblover:
“Night Kaye.Today have been very educational for youxxx
Flower?It is more like a cactus...”
“Night Kaye.Today have been very educational for you
xxxFlower?It is more like a cactus...
”
ahahahahahahahah
i'm gonna get off now too as totally shattered as went back to zumba tonight & it was tough, but gotta get beach ready for may, so no pain no gain lol
nanight all xxx
nanight all xxx
Originally Posted by miljo:
“here you go, for those who've not see it.........nom nom x
_PuckYouMiss_ Jonah Takalua
:-\ http://twitpic.com/85n6cn”
“here you go, for those who've not see it.........nom nom x
_PuckYouMiss_ Jonah Takalua
:-\ http://twitpic.com/85n6cn”
Evening
i see John is pointing to the 4th monkey in the row, is there significance in this?? is he saying cryptically
1. Stop monkeying around you lot
2. I love monkeys
3. Monkeys are my favourite toys
4. Theres a monkey on the loose
5. I am so pleased with my monkey calendar
6. Monkeys are the latest accessory
7. Theres a lot of monkey business going on
8. I m gonna get a pet monkey
9. I am going on holiday where there are lots of monkeys
10. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil (as in the monkey proverb)
or anything other monkey reference you can think of
John is looking well.
Originally Posted by miljo:
“i'm gonna get off now too as totally shattered as went back to zumba tonight & it was tough, but gotta get beach ready for may, so no pain no gain lol
nanight all xxx”
“i'm gonna get off now too as totally shattered as went back to zumba tonight & it was tough, but gotta get beach ready for may, so no pain no gain lol
nanight all xxx”
Night night.xxx
Originally Posted by 2Judy:
“Evening
i see John is pointing to the 4th monkey in the row, is there significance in this?? is he saying cryptically
1. Stop monkeying around you lot
2. I love monkeys
3. Monkeys are my favourite toys
4. Theres a monkey on the loose
5. I am so pleased with my monkey calendar
6. Monkeys are the latest accessory
7. Theres a lot of monkey business going on
8. I m gonna get a pet monkey
9. I am going on holiday where there are lots of monkeys
10. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil (as in the monkey proverb)
or anything other monkey reference you can think of
John is looking well.”
“Evening
i see John is pointing to the 4th monkey in the row, is there significance in this?? is he saying cryptically
1. Stop monkeying around you lot
2. I love monkeys
3. Monkeys are my favourite toys
4. Theres a monkey on the loose
5. I am so pleased with my monkey calendar
6. Monkeys are the latest accessory
7. Theres a lot of monkey business going on
8. I m gonna get a pet monkey
9. I am going on holiday where there are lots of monkeys
10. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil (as in the monkey proverb)
or anything other monkey reference you can think of
John is looking well.”
I think every monkey has a name,and he's pointing to Chills,but i could be wrong
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