OMG what is this mess all about ?
Have we had the workmen in ?
I mean to say whose *ools are these.
Big ones too.
Have we had the workmen in ?
I mean to say whose *ools are these.
Big ones too.
The John James & Josie Appreciation Thread (Part 218)
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Originally Posted by shemarchi:
“OMG what is this mess all about ?
Have we had the workmen in ?
I mean to say whose *ools are these.
Big ones too.”
“OMG what is this mess all about ?
Have we had the workmen in ?
I mean to say whose *ools are these.
Big ones too.
”
What's up Shem?
And who has been smoking in here.
You have to go outside to do that dont you know.
Mind i cant find any butt ends so perhaps i am not smelling smoke,
it must be something else.
It might be grease of some kind.
Perhaps the workmen didn't wash their hands
after handling their greasy *ools.
One thing you cant deny John and Josie always washed
their hands or two fingers in some cases.
Oooh oooh naughty naughty Shem.
that COULD be taken the wrong way.
I did not mean it Honest.
You have to go outside to do that dont you know.
Mind i cant find any butt ends so perhaps i am not smelling smoke,
it must be something else.
It might be grease of some kind.
Perhaps the workmen didn't wash their hands
after handling their greasy *ools.
One thing you cant deny John and Josie always washed
their hands or two fingers in some cases.
Oooh oooh naughty naughty Shem.
that COULD be taken the wrong way.
I did not mean it Honest.
Originally Posted by shemarchi:
“Nothing Wends just cleaning the smut lounge up.
”
“Nothing Wends just cleaning the smut lounge up.
”
Sorry Shem, I added an iccle bit more at the bottom on page 69 - well what can I say
Originally Posted by shemarchi:
“OMG what is this mess all about ?
Have we had the workmen in ?
I mean to say whose *ools are these.
Big ones too.”
“OMG what is this mess all about ?
Have we had the workmen in ?
I mean to say whose *ools are these.
Big ones too.
”
Originally Posted by shemarchi:
“And who has been smoking in here.
You have to go outside to do that dont you know.
Mind i cant find any butt ends so perhaps i am not smelling smoke,
it must be something else.
It might be grease of some kind.
Perhaps the workmen didn't wash their hands
after handling their greasy *ools.
One thing you cant deny John and Josie always washed
their hands or two fingers in some cases.
Oooh oooh naughty naughty Shem.
that COULD be taken the wrong way.
I did not mean it Honest.”
“And who has been smoking in here.
You have to go outside to do that dont you know.
Mind i cant find any butt ends so perhaps i am not smelling smoke,
it must be something else.
It might be grease of some kind.
Perhaps the workmen didn't wash their hands
after handling their greasy *ools.
One thing you cant deny John and Josie always washed
their hands or two fingers in some cases.
Oooh oooh naughty naughty Shem.
that COULD be taken the wrong way.
I did not mean it Honest.
”
Afternoon by the way
Originally Posted by shemarchi:
“I'm back.
is anyone here?
Sue, Maggs, Kaye anyone.?
see Wends has been and gone, catch you laters Wends.”
“I'm back.
is anyone here?
Sue, Maggs, Kaye anyone.?
see Wends has been and gone, catch you laters Wends.”
Yes i'm here had to run to shop
Originally Posted by k182:
“Yes i'm here had to run to shop”
“Yes i'm here had to run to shop
”
I think i am going to get banned soon Kaye.
Its not my fault honest.
Things just come out of my mouth without my knowledge.
Its a well known affliction.
Dual personalities you see.
I am the good one who wouldn't sully myself with innuendo.
It Archi who is the bad one.
I can get a doctors certificate if needed.
Originally Posted by shemarchi:
“I think i am going to get banned soon Kaye.
Its not my fault honest.
Things just come out of my mouth without my knowledge.
Its a well known affliction.
Dual personalities you see.
I am the good one who wouldn't sully myself with innuendo.
It Archi who is the bad one.
I can get a doctors certificate if needed.”
“I think i am going to get banned soon Kaye.
Its not my fault honest.
Things just come out of my mouth without my knowledge.
Its a well known affliction.
Dual personalities you see.
I am the good one who wouldn't sully myself with innuendo.
It Archi who is the bad one.
I can get a doctors certificate if needed.”
BIB what have you done i cant see anything that you would get banned for dont worry
Originally Posted by shemarchi:
“I hope you are right.
Its all harmless fun.
I must behave in future.”
“I hope you are right.
Its all harmless fun.
I must behave in future.
”
There is nothing there what you talking about i have just reread what you have written
Kaye i have to go and get some lunch now.
Sorry our chat was short but it was sweet.
bye for now. Shem xx
You are such a lovely innocent girl Kaye
luvs ya xx
Sorry our chat was short but it was sweet.
bye for now. Shem xx
You are such a lovely innocent girl Kaye
luvs ya xx
Originally Posted by shemarchi:
“Kaye i have to go and get some lunch now.
Sorry our chat was short but it was sweet.
bye for now. Shem xx
You are such a lovely innocent girl Kaye
luvs ya xx”
“Kaye i have to go and get some lunch now.
Sorry our chat was short but it was sweet.
bye for now. Shem xx
You are such a lovely innocent girl Kaye
luvs ya xx”
Talk later
Originally Posted by NicLau08:
“Hi Shemarchi
You make me laugh even when I’m down so as promised this is for you.
Shemarchi
Shemarchi is a lovely lass, she often makes us smile
With wondrous stories of her life, That help to pass a while
And now it’s often quiet on here, in the middle of the day
Shemarchi and her side-kick Sue keep posting come what may
She’s had her boiler mended(twice) To keep her warm and snug
The plumber’s name it wasn’t Luke, so she didn’t need her rug (Sorry)
And now that brings me straight away to another useful bit
She tides up the smut lounge, when we’ve been talking ****
She’s often found on twitter where she gallops all around
Her pics a pony brown and white who stamps his hoof on ground
On here and there she talks and talks and sometimes on her own
But lurkers read and give a smile, they never have to moan
She watches clips of JJJ and sometimes sheds a tear
But always loves them equally, of that there is no fear
But one thing I must warn you of, she likes a little drink
So keep the vodka hidden—try underneath the sink
And if you want to please her, just buy her fish and chips
But don’t disturb her time on here, she’s liable to flip
I’m sure she doesn’t really, cos she’s a lucky girl
Her family all visit and take her for a whirl.
She sent a Christmas card to John, I hope it found its way
And wouldn’t it be lovely if he answered her one day
Now altogether as I said she’s up for any game
And tell her not to do something---she’ll do it all the same”
“Hi Shemarchi
You make me laugh even when I’m down so as promised this is for you.
Shemarchi
Shemarchi is a lovely lass, she often makes us smile
With wondrous stories of her life, That help to pass a while
And now it’s often quiet on here, in the middle of the day
Shemarchi and her side-kick Sue keep posting come what may
She’s had her boiler mended(twice) To keep her warm and snug
The plumber’s name it wasn’t Luke, so she didn’t need her rug (Sorry)
And now that brings me straight away to another useful bit
She tides up the smut lounge, when we’ve been talking ****
She’s often found on twitter where she gallops all around
Her pics a pony brown and white who stamps his hoof on ground
On here and there she talks and talks and sometimes on her own
But lurkers read and give a smile, they never have to moan
She watches clips of JJJ and sometimes sheds a tear
But always loves them equally, of that there is no fear
But one thing I must warn you of, she likes a little drink
So keep the vodka hidden—try underneath the sink
And if you want to please her, just buy her fish and chips
But don’t disturb her time on here, she’s liable to flip
I’m sure she doesn’t really, cos she’s a lucky girl
Her family all visit and take her for a whirl.
She sent a Christmas card to John, I hope it found its way
And wouldn’t it be lovely if he answered her one day
Now altogether as I said she’s up for any game
And tell her not to do something---she’ll do it all the same”
loved loved it and think you have shem down brilliantly
JosieGibsonClub Official Fan club
I'm looking forward to seeing @josiestweet on the @5wrightstuff next monday, with lots of muckers supporting her in the audience #Gomuckers
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I'm looking forward to seeing @josiestweet on the @5wrightstuff next monday, with lots of muckers supporting her in the audience #Gomuckers
4 minutes ago
afternoon everybody that includes archie as well, i think archie has a lot to answer for shem ive been haveing a good giggle whilst reading back
Afternoon everyone. I'm having trouble with my sight today so will have to give it a miss today. I've enlarged the page and am using a magnifying glass as well but still can't see much. My vessels are leaking at the back of my eyes. I've had 4 injections in both eyes and 3 lots of laser treatments but they are getting worse. It's taken me some time to type this so I'll have to go back to partially lurking and see what tomorrow brings. Still appreciate John and Josie.
Originally Posted by jackyo55:
“afternoon everybody that includes archie as well, i think archie has a lot to answer for shem ive been haveing a good giggle whilst reading back”
“afternoon everybody that includes archie as well, i think archie has a lot to answer for shem ive been haveing a good giggle whilst reading back”
Hello
A'm i missing something i can't see what Sham was on about
Originally Posted by pam19:
“Afternoon everyone. I'm having trouble with my sight today so will have to give it a miss today. I've enlarged the page and am using a magnifying glass as well but still can't see much. My vessels are leaking at the back of my eyes. I've had 4 injections in both eyes and 3 lots of laser treatments but they are getting worse. It's taken me some time to type this so I'll have to go back to partially lurking and see what tomorrow brings. Still appreciate John and Josie.”
“Afternoon everyone. I'm having trouble with my sight today so will have to give it a miss today. I've enlarged the page and am using a magnifying glass as well but still can't see much. My vessels are leaking at the back of my eyes. I've had 4 injections in both eyes and 3 lots of laser treatments but they are getting worse. It's taken me some time to type this so I'll have to go back to partially lurking and see what tomorrow brings. Still appreciate John and Josie.”
That does'nt sound good did it happen today i hope it gets better soon
Loads to catch up on - have seen a lot of reminiscing going on and it was loooooverleeey
Sooooo I realise that I didn't say Happy Birthday to my good mate Gussie.
So - An Ode to Gussie coming next.
WTF am I gonna say about her???
Sooooo I realise that I didn't say Happy Birthday to my good mate Gussie.
So - An Ode to Gussie coming next.
WTF am I gonna say about her???
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