To think michelle has earnt more money then shell and not even taken her clothes off.

Indeed. There's a lot more to Shell than meets the eye. One of my biggest regrets about BB5 was that Shell and Victor didn't team up as tactical buddies after the wedding task. A pretty formidable combination.

Thats ok. I was really making a general point on "labels" for young women ( Michelle and Shell and how people perceive them).

I think we were always to think of Shell as bright. She may be intellectually bright but the rest of her seems rather shallow and phoney to me

She was already rich!
Anyway, Shell has certainly "earned" her money more than Di ever did!

How do you know are you a princess?

Good for her.

Can't see what having your picture taken in the buff has got to do with morality


Shell is no Marie Stopes, but IMO she deserves some credit for her contribution to the physical and psychological health of the nation -


OBEs have been given out for less - although given the choice, I'm sure she'd prefer the money.

Yes, I am actually, and - I think I've explained this in an earlier post - we do have muffs - they're just not what the red-tops understand as muffs ..... they're small furry things we stick our hands in .......... oh ...... no ............ that's not right ...... ooh eck ...

Rightttttt i'm sorry your highness for any offence caused. You feel free to put your hands wherever you see fit.

No offence at all! And my hands are anywhere they please - me being so pure dead posh an' all!

Yip you sound it, finishing school paid off then,

Aye it did, though but!

£250,000 is a nice round figure. And in the Star too? That really doesn't sound made up at all. No.

I think most people are criticising Shell because she went back on her word.

Sorry ... I didn't know she'd given you her word.

Of course I fully understand that if she had said in the house that she would never be student again - but recently announced her enrolment for a post-graduate degree, most people would still be criticising her for changing her mind.

When you look down at your nose at someone like Michelle for wanting to be a glamour model, and call someone like Ahmed a pervert for watching her run naked around the garden, then I ASSUMED that she thought it was against her morals to be perved on. At the very least she is a hyporcrite, if 250k is enough for her to be a hyporcrite then fine. I still think it is a low price to break down the image of herself she had taken so much care to form. But as I say, at least her mummy is proud of her.

This sums her up quite well..........

hypocrite

\Hyp"o*crite\, n. [F., fr. L. hypocrita, Gr. ? one who plays a part on the stage, a dissembler, feigner. See Hypocrisy.] One who plays a part; especially, one who, for the purpose of winning approbation of favor, puts on a fair outside seeming; one who feigns to be other and better than he is; a false pretender to virtue or piety; one who simulates virtue or piety.

The hypocrite's hope shall perish. --Job viii. 13.

I dare swear he is no hypocrite, but prays from his heart. --Shak.

Syn: Deceiver; pretender; cheat. See Dissembler.

Let's start with the interview were she tagged herself with the "nice" label and take it from there..........

If she was desperate to make money through TV, she should have gone on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. She could have easily made £250,000 in about 5 minutes, and not disgraced herself in the way she has.

She'd have got a lovely cheque from Chris Tarrant, and none of us would have had to see her white, bony boyish body, her saggy baps, or her dreadful, threadbare muff.

How anyone could come out of BB5 with less dignity than Michelle is beyond me, but Shell has managed it.

So in order of the photo's along the top, here is what the HM's will be remembered for next year.

Ahmed - The Military coup
Bekki - ???????
Dan - Pouting
Emma - The thick one that got thrown out
Jason - The grumpy old man
Kitten - The rebel without a clue
Marco - The annoy seal
Michelle - The bunny boiler that had sex under the table (her photo on the top makes her look worse then Nadia IMO)
Nadia - The winner of BB5
Shell - The hypocrite that can't go 1 week without getting her tits out. (but her mummy is so proud of her)
Stupid - The "drip" that was bullied into having sex under the table.
Vanessa - Ben Foggles ex
Victor - The fake gangster.

You are right, Shell has come out of this with less dignity then Michelle

You are giving them all more credit then they deserve, I am sure all of them can walk down Oxford Street without anyone batting an eyelid, apart from Shell maybe who will get the odd snigger from nuts readers.

Ugh, what a thought - imagine all those Nuts readers thinking you're an absolute slapper who will strip off at a moments notice cos you're gagging for it!

If Shell thought Ahmed was a perv, just wait till she's out and about and amongst some of the real pervs she's been happliy stripping off for...

That's when the real mega-hypocrisy will kick in.

Bet you she's soon quoted as saying "I just wish they'd all leave me alone".

Shell says "I wish you'd all leave me alone unless that's a big fat cheque you're waving in my direction.If it is then how do you want me?"

This is serious cheeks, she could have people in long black trench coats following her around the place, with a copy of nuts in the pocket. They could approach her on the way home and ask her to sign them. I could be scarey.

Even worse she could be snapped on Irvine beach topless by the paps, and appear in Heat with a beer belly (see another thread). Not only will they be ridiculing her, but she has lost income. I can see her complaining to the PCC, "I don't want people taking pictures of me on a public beach unless the are willing to pay me."

Or is she a modern artist in the Tracy Emin mould?

No, now I've thought, you were right jj.

If Shell had the wherewithal of Tracey Emin she would have sold her fringe to Charles Saatchi by now.