Anyone seen the photos of Shell recently in a Glasgow newspaper???

I was up in Lanarkshire, and was amazed to see a photo of her in a grey tracksuit, with a beer belly.

I thought us girls didn't get them.

Obviously she does.

Anyone else heard of this??

Perhaps she was just wearing an ill fitting tracksuit? Nah, thats just crazy talk. Fat cow.

You hungry suzi? Have a pie on me

As you have been good enough to start a pick on Shell thread it would be rude not to contribute. No I have not noticed that she is putting on weight, but this could have loads of income potential. She can show how a super diet has slimmed her off, and have photo's taken throughout (with no clothes on of course)

Surely a local paper is a little down market for Shell, I mean it made her pose with her clothes on. What is worse is that it may not have paid her.

<ST feeling a little stressed this afternoon so will take it out on Shell>

Maybe she's in the family way? Good news for her Page 3 fans if she is. Her boobs are bound to get bigger and she might need to flash them again if she needs to pay for a bigger house or something.

any pics of this 'beer belly'?

It was a Lanarkshire local paper. I was in Lanarkshire yesterday - and I've got the paper at home.

Seal Terminator, your posts are good. I like them.

I heard a DJ on 96.6 TFM say she had a beer belly, and it's going round like wildfire this rumour is!!

Shell Jubin DOES have a beer belly according to the folks in Lanarkshire, but what about us English people north of the border???

Anyway, a pick on Shell Jubin thread's always good - as long as we don't make any libellous comments about her.

Seal Terminator, you're great!!

I'll try and find out off the people of Lanarkshire.
You ever had a beer belly yourself, Steve??

Yea but I am a guy so its allowed. I am not a stunning looking blonde bird.

she could have been on her way to the bank/building society to pay her mums mortgage off and that was her money belt and not a beer belly

This wouldn't have been the same tracksuit and beer belly which you accuse Rachel Stevens of having (thread on the music forum).

I'd love to know your source (other than rank jealousy) as I live in Lanarkshire.

You seem to be rather jealous of two attractive girls who are popular with the guys. Maybe you should shave or wax your legs more.

S.

Is it one of those terry toweling tracksuits? They are horrible. I only wear Kappa myself.

I am sure it is just the pies, 250k can buy a lot of pies you know.

Anyway correct me if I am wrong, but women don't get beer bellies, it is just puppy fat.

Well whatever, if she is getting fat it is good news as the demand for fat soft porn starts isn't that high.

You get around the country a bit Suzy, Teeside and Lanarkshire in the same week.

nah, I can get 96.6 TFM in Lanarkshire in full stereo.
It's quite popular there.

I'm from Bolton but I do get around the country a bit - very right Seal!

sidekick67 keep your personal insults off the board please....

and no, jealousy does not come into it.

and enough with the insult about shaving and waxing your legs.

I didn't make those accusations, someone else did.
It's third-hand news.

Please can we get back on topic now???
The slanging match ends here NOW !

Back on topic people....

So this was not you who posted this then ?

What personal insult - I was just picking up on some of the things you have posted in other threads. Once you open the box you can't expect people not to look in.

If you are going to make comments about a person, at the very least try not to use exactly the same comment you made about someone else - it just makes you look silly. Particularly when you are found out.



S.

Apologies for the posting sidekick67. Yes, I did post that but the news story was third-hand anyway and I'm not even sure if I agree with it or if it's true.

In this case the circumstances are different. Let's just forget about that little dispute shall we....

Anyway, apologies for this slight slanging match. Let's forget about it shall we????

Getting back on topic, it's been something that TFM has had a bit of fun with on Mojo's late show, 10pm-1am.

He often talks about Big Brother on his show.... do check it out, 10pm-1am Monday - Thursday night!

Suzy
x

Oh, perhaps she's chubbing up for a forthcoming series of , erm, snigger 'Art' photos..............recreating famous nude paintings by Reubens and that other feller


Bringing 'Art' to the Nuts generation


I mean, her face already looks like a Picasso

I would love Shell with or without a beer belly

Good one swing!

Heheh!

Lovin' your work, Korona!

ROFL!

Shell certainly has a cubist fringe.

I didn't know Picasso had a spanked cheek red period.

Or maybe, you were referring to Shell's *blue* period ... as collector's of her piccies will no doubt come to remember it fondly when, in future days, they leaf back through the pages (those that are still 'leafable', that is) of her portfolio.