Shell Jubin's beer belly

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swingaleg

23-10-2004

Originally Posted by Portnoy's Comp.:
“Or maybe, you were referring to Shell's *blue* period ... as collector's of her piccies will no doubt come to remember it fondly when, in future days, they leaf back through the pages (those that are still 'leafable', that is) of her portfolio.”

Hey...........we haven't all got your 'complaint'

lulu g

23-10-2004

Originally Posted by collymoresdog:
“Perhaps she was just wearing an ill fitting tracksuit? Nah, thats just crazy talk. Fat cow.”

I think 'Fat cellulite slag!' is the term you are reaching for.

Red_Duck

23-10-2004

Originally Posted by Suzy M60 Bolton:
“I was up in Lanarkshire, and was amazed to see a photo of her in a grey tracksuit, with a beer belly.

I thought us girls didn't get them.

Obviously she does.”

A Doctor writes: many women suffer from a medical condition called fibroids which leads to benign tumours growing on or in the uterus. These can grow very large, in exceptional cases over 25lbs in weight! This can give the appearance of a beer belly or mimic pregnancy.

Although not a fatal condition, it can lead to sudden death in others when yet another interfering busybody asks the patient, when is the baby due.

Disclaimer
I have never ever treated Shell Jubin nor do I hold a doctorate, other than the certificate I bought for five dollars over the internet.

Trashcan

23-10-2004

So now we've concluded Shells up the duff - Who's the father??

yellowlabbie

23-10-2004

Please let it be Stuart, make my day.

Trashcan

23-10-2004

Originally Posted by yellowlabbie:
“Please let it be Stuart, make my day.”

nah, Stuarts got higher standards than that..

yellowlabbie

23-10-2004

Stuart has no standards, being bullied into having sex on national tele by a sad wannabee puts him way down. If he had any standards he would have got rid of her straight after leaving the BB house.

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