As suggested by several fms:

For those with scissors and tape, ruler and protractor.
The analytical minds always asking the whys and wherefores.

I'm sure all of us have questions from time to time that we don't want to bother the general discussions with.

Who knows, we may discover the next Einstein or John Nash (or at least the dancing equivalent ) on this very thread.

I think I have been sent here but i have set fire to my anorak


Honest I have

I think I'll be joining you soon mate. I have a spare anorak. What size are you?

Shhhh - don't tell anyone but I'm also hovering (and I still have a waxed jacket! )

In SCD terms i think shrinking

Great. Is wearing a deerstalker compulsory though ? Would a woolly bobble hat do...I've got one of those.

You have to have the smoking pipe too

I have a magnafying glass too.

No violin - will a cello do?
I know - as long as it goes under my chin

Maybe your at a bit of a "crossroads"

Are you thinking of changing your name to Benny?

I am bringing my furline plether cape I have heard Bond is at Bognor if we are all off there, what time does the coach go, I have brought a case of cider, for the back of the coach

Ooh I have my camera as well. Im bringing up a hamper of food as well

Violin cases full of cider bottles clanking.
I'm looking forward to analysing something. It should be elementary for the great brains on here.
PS It's a little known fact that Benny from 'Crossroads' had a degree in particle physics and he could do a mean tango. The hat was only a means of disguising his throbbing brain.

Now - I know that was premeditated - elementary don't you know?

Particle physics,great if we get enough boffins in here we could do a bit of time travelling and effect the course of the last SCD series

My vote is for keeping Nancy in longer we missed out on a lot madness she could have brought

Yes I recalled that from my shakey sceenic memory
Its equally well known that Amy Turtle had a photographic memory and did an AT with the hoover

I never knew Benny from Crossroads had a brain

And we haven't seen that hoover in nearly 45 years, but tonight.............

The bobble on his head was able to receive signals from Jodrell Bank. He was the one who discovered that SCD also takes place on a planet in a galaxy far, far away and that it's harder to tango if you have five legs.

Just ask Nancy

I have a question for debate that relates to Nancy.
Do seven inch heeled shoes improve a woman's ability to dance or should she go for glass clogs, or mens' wellies five sizes too big for her?
I'm particularly interested in how marking the jive might be affected also, if any flying footwear hit Sir Bruce, judges, audience members etc - who'd get sued ?

I would recommend 'Ugg' boots myself (ref Laila Rouass) and then one has a definite point of contact re suing - ie Mr Ugg.

As for jiving, one would most definitely have to perform the non-pointy-flicks-and-kicks-type Jive of course first pioneered by Kate Garraway circa 2007

What is this thread about????

It was conceived to quarantine futile postings in one thread.
Some chance.

wellies hats & IQs

Or lack of (either/and/or).