I thought everyone knew that?

Is that why the challenge was so fast - so they could get to the portaloos?
(So called because they hang from the limbs and waft about )

is the wallett full and will one need an egg timer is perhaps the bouncers question

There's an episode of Star Trek called 'Spock's brain'. Someone stole it.
This thread proves that something similar has happened again.

EGGSACTLEY

I've been waiting for days now, for a great guru to appear. Perhaps have not been burning the correct incense.
Give us a sign, swami !
Wherefore art the heated debates about the overlooked mysteries of SCD ?
I fear that they have been lost, in the great firmament. We might end up regressing to primitive behaviour and forgetting how to operate the machinery.

I think the posts on this thread have been a reacction to the small change before the lock out - a little bit of frivolity /letting of steam/ ever so mild hysteria if you like

illogical perhaps chicken n egg baiting maybe
normal service will soon resume - engage -make it so

the good thing is no one is curious anymore it will soon be off the front page

Precisely Am so pleased that am off to treat self to a scented bath and later, a small bar of chocolate named after something in outer space.

You've opened a whole new can of worms there. Don't ya know there are whole websites and tv programmes dedicated to the shrinking size of familiar chocolate bars!

Apparently my favourite smoothie makers have done the same!

You're right there. You should have seen the size of a Curly Wurly, years ago !

They make a chocolate bar called International Space Station?

No..it's called a White Dwarf. Rather like chocolate bears but a lot heavier.

Sounds delicious - made of white chocolate I take it - where does one obtain them?

While we're on the subject (roughly) can anyone tell me why Cadbury took Aztecs off the shelves?
I thought them far superior to the Mars version.

Maybe something to do with the Mayan calendar which if we were nuts and still believed it, means that the world ends in 2012. Their method of counting was rubbish so we can all ignore that. So much for nuts, then.
The Aztecs were of course very keen on mass blood sacrifice, so perhaps having an Aztec bar seemed akin to prompting a Hitler pizza?
The Mars is indeed inferior but as Mars is the god of war, you can see that chocolate bar naming hasn't drifted too far, from the theme of mindless destruction and the consequent despair and suffering.
A little bit of what you fancy does you good, though !

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I used to enjoy Marathon bars but have avoided them since the renaming.

Who wants to eat underwear?

Please! That question was rhetorical!

Yes..it's a weird name A snicker is a partly held back laugh so " I had a snicker in the park ", seems sinister rather than being a nice little snack.

We are no longer told that a glass and a half of full cream milk goes into every bar nor that glucose and sugar, milk and thick, thick chocolate help you work rest and play.

Political incorrectness, Trading Standards, the Economy or Jamie Oliver to blame?

Also, who stole the hazelnuts from Topics?

(I could go on )

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.

Milky way, the sweet you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite.

Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate....

Have a break,have a kit kat.

Topic,a hazelnut in every bite,

The milky bar kid is strong and tough.....

Everyone's a fruit and nutcase.



So this girl hitches a lift in a lorry and after a while she says to the driver
"I can feel something hot and sticky between my legs"
and the driver replies
"You 'aven't sat on my yorkie,'ave you?"

That one's "not for girls"

Why, at the quietest time of year for the forum, do I get a msg saying that due to the forum being too busy, DS have had to close it down for maintenance?
I couldn't access it for several hours between last night and this morning

It was the celeb Big Brother live final. The BB forum is DS's busiest, despite BB's relatively small audience. It almost always crashes on BB/CBB final night.

I never thought of that - I'm in my own wee SCD bubble and presume everybody else is too

I didn't know, but I guessed that's what happened as it seemed too much of a coincidence.


Although a nuisance for others it's not without irony for me - a sort of mad self-censorship!

Didn't see even a nano second of Celebrity Big Brother. Would rather eat contents of my cats litter tray.

Last time I watched, Mark Owen won
The last main series was the one Kate Lawler won !

Got any good recipes?

From what I've heard that is what they do on that show.