No,come to think of it,I am confusing this with "I'm a celebrity in the jungle" or something.

The beans and rice diet on 'Up the jungle' seems to work wonders. Has anyone tried it ? It seems to make the celebs rather lethargic, witless and uninteresting though.

....and full of wind I shouldn't wonder

Reminds me of someone.........?

She who smelt it, dealt it. ( That's from Shakespeare's ' So That's The Way You Like It' ).

"Uhu, uhu"

No, that was Alex in BB3(?) best know for Ajax/Flash/Cif commercials and not weeing in the shower

Ajax ? That sounds very painful indeed.

It was if you didn't rinse it properly

Wasn't he (Alex) paranoid about people peeing in the bath/shower and went round with industrial strength cleaning stuff... then after the series he was asked to be in an ad for a cleaning product:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsvoQ...e_gdata_player

lol - see post 80 above

Ah Alex one of the cery best BB contestants and fondly remembered by almost everyone I think and you cant say that about many BB contestants

Behind the door singing a favorite moment of mine

I haven't watched BB for a few years now is it worth it?

As worth it I imagine as betting one's home on whether or not Russell Grant will be the first man to land on Mars.

Me neither - remember Alex demolishing his bed so he could hide under the boards?
The rest were convinced he'd 'done a runner'

Did he ever do anything else on the back of BB?

He'll discover the Higgs bosun particle and will win a Nobel prize.

JEEZ! All Kate got was a presenting job on CH4

It's a cunning front. She is actually working for George Smiley at MI5. She's part of a team trying to foil the progression of a dastardly plot to dumb down the IQ of British people. If she doesn't succeed, we'll all end up wandering around aimlessly, quacking like ducks.

Try saying that without your teeth, Prof Spooner

Not again! got handed a litre of Orange sauce the last time

I believe the front to be even 'cunninger' :

While George believes he employs Ms K Lawler, her twin sister is currently filling the post while Kate searches for her long lost Spencer and his PJ (not to be confused with his nightwear or in fact BJ who had a bear that was actually a chimp, but that's another story) and Alison, her ultimate aim being to form an ABBA tribute band (which hasn't been done before) and should breed a new culture of goldenglossyplatformbootsmania.