Imagine listening to a 50 minute album with these guys singing on it....Jesus.

I agree. I think G4 are good as a novelty act - as someone pointed out the other week, they would be interesting at a dinner party. But can you really picture them on TOTP with their tweed jackets? :yawn:

The way they murdered 'Creep' was laughable. Tonight's effort with 'Everybody Hurts' seemed an odd choice. I don't think G4 will win but they will get a deal ouf of this; but I see management persuading Jonathan to ditch the Stelios and David Brent lookalikes at the back.

Can you imagine listening to a 50 minute album by Rowetta. You'd never make it to the end, you'd slit ur wrists, either that or cut off ur ears

I wouldn't last 5 minutes with a Rowetta album.

5 minutes is about 2 songs at the most. thats more than enough!!

Make it 3 minutes then - I think I could manage that if I tried hard enough

yup, me too, as long as i had the necassary shrinks and phsycologists on hand to help me after