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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Worst Facebook status updates
We all know Facebook is a load of crap, but I still look at mine now and then. In amongst all the pictures of people's dinners and details of what they are watching on TV I found this gem:
"Who says that facebook friends are not your real friends? They enjoy seeing you on the internet everyday. Miss you when you're not on. Showing compassion when you lose someone you love. Send you greetings on your birthday. Viewing the pictures you put on, like your status. Makes you laugh when you are sad. Makes you laugh when you have the urge to cry. Copy this if you are grateful for your FB friends..." Whats the worst status update you've seen today? |
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Join Date: May 2003
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Today? I haven't been on it.
In the last year? ........dunno, I haven't been on it. |
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Today? I haven't been on it.
In the last year? ........dunno, I haven't been on it. "In my bed. Wish I had someone to cuddle up to" (8 people like this) 'I'll cuddle up to you hon xxx' (from person's platonic same sex friend) |
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Join Date: Sep 2009
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"We all need prayers right now. If you are my friend click the like button & then re-post. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my "Facebook Family" wherever you may be, to kindly copy, paste and share this status to give a prayer of support to all those who have family problems, struggles and worries and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us for no-one is im..." The person puts about 7 of these up a day, does my head in. Would delete her but she's family and then whinged if I don't comment or like her crap every few days so can't even hide her! |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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"We all need prayers right now. If you are my friend click the like button & then re-post. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my "Facebook Family" wherever you may be, to kindly copy, paste and share this status to give a prayer of support to all those who have family problems, struggles and worries and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us for no-one is im..." The person puts about 7 of these up a day, does my head in. Would delete her but she's family and then whinged if I don't comment or like her crap every few days so can't even hide her! |
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Join Date: Sep 2009
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Good grief. Is she religious?
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 1,245
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I have mainly got teenage girls all trying to write meaningful statuses, but yet always contradict themselves.
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: UK
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Join Date: Nov 2011
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"I feel so depressed, why is my life so shit
x""What's up hon? xxxxx" "Will inbox ya babez xxx" Hate ones like that lol |
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I have mainly got teenage girls all trying to write meaningful statuses, but yet always contradict themselves.
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Join Date: May 2006
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I hate any that include the words "copy and paste" except this one
![]() Please copy & paste this to your status if you are constantly being asked to copy & paste something to your status by friends who copy & paste things to their status. Many people won't copy & paste this but my true sarcastic friends will copy & paste it because they know this was copied & pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy & paste. |
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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"I feel so depressed, why is my life so shit
x""What's up hon? xxxxx" "Will inbox ya babez xxx" Hate ones like that lol " grrr, cant beleive what I have just heard, if its true therelives wont be worth living' 'whats up hun' 'hope you are ok hun' 'anything we can do hun?' Then they say they will inbox one of them and you never learn the terrible thing that has happened. tres frustrating I ask myself, why do I go there? I am just too damn nosey for it
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Join Date: Nov 2009
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Can I ask a favour? Can I ask you for one moment to think about itchy noses. Approximately 60% of people experience an itchy nose at least once a day. If your nose isn't itching right now, think how it would feel to have to stop what you're doing and scratch. If you care about sufferers of the itchy nose, you will repost this to your wall to show support. 99% of you won't do this, but I know the 1% who will.
*Oh piss off with your over-wrought fake sympathies, you supercilious idiot.
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 2,645
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"period pains, ugh"
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: England
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"just had the shite of my life"
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Join Date: Jan 2012
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I can never get this someone writes a status, and the same person gives the thumbs up, to there own status.
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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"I feel so depressed, why is my life so shit
x""What's up hon? xxxxx" "Will inbox ya babez xxx" Hate ones like that lol |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Herts
Posts: 17,003
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Slightly different but a friend updated their status with 'I received very sad news today that my gran has died' and 5 people clicked the 'Like' button!
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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Slightly different but a friend updated their status with 'I received very sad news today that my gran has died' and 5 people clicked the 'Like' button!
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Join Date: Aug 2010
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'Im pregnant!'
'Snookypants wuvs her hunnybunch loads!' 'I might delete facebook its a loadf of ****' (followed by lots of 'no babez!) 'I am so ill. no one has ever been iller then me. if lots of my friends dont post sympathy comments i will have a huff' (well thats what they mean anyway) (posts whacky photo) 'sooooo wasted!' |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Can I ask a favour? Can I ask you for one moment to think about itchy noses. Approximately 60% of people experience an itchy nose at least once a day. If your nose isn't itching right now, think how it would feel to have to stop what you're doing and scratch. If you care about sufferers of the itchy nose, you will repost this to your wall to show support. 99% of you won't do this, but I know the 1% who will.
*Oh piss off with your over-wrought fake sympathies, you supercilious idiot. ![]()
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Join Date: Nov 2009
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I can just sense that you soooooooooooo wanted to put a quite different word there
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Join Date: May 2011
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"[i]So-and-so better watch out if she/he think's he can split up me and my man. We is rock solid and your sad little bitch lies ain't nevva gonna tear us apart. Love ya babes." Luckily I have VERY few people on my facebook page who would post such chav-sh!t! And if they did it too often they'd be quickly unfriended.
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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I've just seen this now... Shocking what people put out there about their lives!
Well after bottling it up for 3 weeks it's about time ppl knew the truth about " my angel " lol...to cut a long story short I found out that ****** had slept with sum1 she met in ********* a couple of weeks before Christmas,I forgave her on the promise that she wudnt go on nites out there anymore,sorted.....I then find out the reason she's been havin problems in the girls department is because she slept with sum1 a few months ago and he passed genital herpes onto her...after all this I still stood by her coz I loved her but there's only so many times I can be treated like a fool and now it's over...so as much as u lot may think I'm a creep n a scumbag I just thought I'd let you know that it's my ex that's bin a filthy lying slag,wasted 6 months of my life loving sum1 that's just bin laughin at me all the way...wot a mug I feel like |
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Join Date: Aug 2010
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I've just seen this now... Shocking what people put out there about their lives!
Well after bottling it up for 3 weeks it's about time ppl knew the truth about " my angel " lol...to cut a long story short I found out that ****** had slept with sum1 she met in ********* a couple of weeks before Christmas,I forgave her on the promise that she wudnt go on nites out there anymore,sorted.....I then find out the reason she's been havin problems in the girls department is because she slept with sum1 a few months ago and he passed genital herpes onto her...after all this I still stood by her coz I loved her but there's only so many times I can be treated like a fool and now it's over...so as much as u lot may think I'm a creep n a scumbag I just thought I'd let you know that it's my ex that's bin a filthy lying slag,wasted 6 months of my life loving sum1 that's just bin laughin at me all the way...wot a mug I feel like |
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