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Old 23-08-2013, 07:26
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What's it like to give birth?
A bit like shelling peas after the first one isn't it
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Old 23-08-2013, 07:30
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What's it like to give birth?
A bit like shelling peas after the first one isn't it
If it was us guys giving birth we would give birth in the morning and go back to work in the afternoon.
Easy Peasy
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Old 23-08-2013, 07:38
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Why are you talking to yourself?
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Old 23-08-2013, 07:40
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If it was us guys giving birth we would give birth in the morning and go back to work in the afternoon.
Easy Peasy
You mean like we do when we get a cold?
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Old 23-08-2013, 07:49
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You mean like we do when we get a cold?
A cold takes longer to get over Enni lol.
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Old 23-08-2013, 07:51
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Why are you interested? It's not like it's an experience you're ever going to have. Are you after gory childbirth stories for some perverse reason?
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Old 23-08-2013, 07:57
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Why are you interested? It's not like it's an experience you're ever going to have. Are you after gory childbirth stories for some perverse reason?
No, I think he's just learned a new phrase ("like shelling peas after the first time") and hasn't the wit to try to work it into an already-extant conversation. Someone will probably say "wizard's sleeve" at some point, too. Oh, the hilarity.
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:07
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Why are you interested? It's not like it's an experience you're ever going to have. Are you after gory childbirth stories for some perverse reason?
Yeah, I love hearing women blart at the merest mention of how difficult child birth is lol.
They should try pulling a muscle doing housework to know what real pain feels like
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:09
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Yeah, I love hearing women blart at the merest mention of how difficult child birth is lol.
They should try pulling a muscle doing housework to know what real pain feels like
Surely housework is woman's job though Lee?
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:10
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Look, you know the other night when we were all calling that other poster the worst DS troll ever?

It wasn't supposed to be a challenge.
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:11
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Yeah, I love hearing women blart at the merest mention of how difficult child birth is lol.
They should try pulling a muscle doing housework to know what real pain feels like
Try pushing a bowling ball out of your rear end one day .. that might give you a rough approximation
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:12
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Very weak trolling OP
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:17
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Yeah, I love hearing women blart at the merest mention of how difficult child birth is lol.
They should try pulling a muscle doing housework to know what real pain feels like
I suspect that, with your attitude, that's all you're likely to be pulling in the near future !
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:21
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Try pushing a bowling ball out of your rear end one day .. that might give you a rough approximation
I'd rather stick my head into a bowl of boiling rice pudding JW but the fact is that women use any excuse to put their feet up even if it means putting them up in hospital stirrups to give birth
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:24
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I'd rather stick my head into a bowl of boiling rice pudding JW but the fact is that women use any excuse to put their feet up even if it means putting them up in hospital stirrups to give birth
I'm guessing your single because if you'd have said this to a woman for real, you'd be a corpse right now lol
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:25
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Doesn't look like any of these ace GCSE results people have been getting were in trolling, does it?
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:26
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_ - the hallmark of the classic attention_seeker
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:28
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You mean like we do when we get a cold?
Yeas, actually.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-than-men.html
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:28
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I'd rather stick my head into a bowl of boiling rice pudding JW but the fact is that women use any excuse to put their feet up even if it means putting them up in hospital stirrups to give birth
Perhaps you need to consider giving your brain a little more exercise.
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:28
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What's it like to give birth?
A bit like shelling peas after the first one isn't it
What's the point of a giggly icon followed by a crying one?
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:34
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If it was me giving birth I would give birth in the morning and go back to school in the afternoon.
Easy Peasy
Corrected your spelling for you.
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:35
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_ - the hallmark of the classic attention_seeker
See I tend to see threads like this not necessarily as out and out trolling, more the forum equivalent of the OP trying out a bit of stand up. Invariably it's not remotely funny, but it doesn't stop them from trying ..
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:42
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I'd rather stick my head into a bowl of boiling rice pudding JW but the fact is that women use any excuse to put their feet up even if it means putting them up in hospital stirrups to give birth
You're trying far too hard in your numerous threads to be funny/controversial. You are actually neithrr and are merely boring.
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:46
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See I tend to see threads like this not necessarily as out and out trolling, more the forum equivalent of the OP trying out a bit of stand up. Invariably it's not remotely funny, but it doesn't stop them from trying ..
There is no comparison with trolling JW.
I don't force my opinions or views on anyone and I don't disrupt other posters threads.
I just post what I think to be interesting or humourous threads that no-one is compelled to reply too.
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Old 23-08-2013, 08:51
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There is no comparison with trolling JW.
I don't force my opinions or views on anyone and I don't disrupt other posters threads.
I just post what I think to be interesting or humourous threads that no-one is compelled to reply too.
But you're not funny.
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