I find it bizarre what people like. Someone will post something such as "I'm hungry" and gets about 20 likes, who the hell likes this crap?

I only post statuses that are either amusing things that have happened or if I'm having a rant about something but even when I'm having a rant I try to make it funny. The other day I posted something that had happened to me that was genuinely funny, a few of my mates liked it and commented. Later that day I made a pie, earlier in the week a few of us had been discussing making pies and having a pie-off. I don't normally post food pictures but I posted a picture of the pie for the benefit of the mates we'd been discussing it with. It got a ridiculous amount of likes from people who never like any of my other statuses. What the hell?

People who list their occupation as "baby sitter" get on my nerves...I guess not the ones who actually do it on a reguler basis but I have a friend who has that as her occupation and when I asked how often she said she babysits her younger cousins once a month or so.

Just seen one :
'Struggling with thrush from your muddy paddocks?!'

and another
'pssstt, Hey you. Yeah I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this. The angels have seen you struggling with something. The angels say its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in angels send this message on. Please don't ignore it...'

can't be arsed typing it all
what dreary arselick

(At the comment, not you not wanting to type it)

Happy birthday to her two year old little man, followed by the love you lots. He doesn't have Facebook!! Be a better parent and spend his birthday giving him full attention rather than seeking likes on Facebook!

The other day a facebook contact went on a random adding spree and later he complained when facebook banned him from adding people.

Someone I used to work with died recently.

There were, obviously, a lot of sympathetic comments from some former colleagues of mine. One of them was particularly close to the woman in question so she got quite a lot of supportive comments in return to her wall post. I have no problem with that. However, one person just kept saying "Who has died?" (even though the persons name was in the original post). When people pointed out who had died she continue with posts like "no idea who that is" and "still don't know who's died" and "can't believe I have no idea who you are all talking about". All of this was mixed in with posts of support and sympathy to the persons friend.

Hardly appropriate.

Someone on my FB was asking if anyone knew any party games for a one year old's birthday. She really is a numpty!!

I wanted to suggest longest drool, loudest cry, dirtiest nappy or first one to fall asleep but thought it might be a bit over her head

Finally I've got one to post with the legends I've enjoyed reading. This gem popped up on my feed today (I don't know the person in question, a friend of mine liked it...)

"to all those nosey people who don't like to see anyone happy and tell tales to exes when the ex couldn't stand you who sit high and mighty I tell you all straight yes john as moved in with me we both very happy yes he is a lot younger then me but I don't give a shit about small minded people as long as my kids ok with it and they are"

I really need a deep breath after reading that! It was hard to copy it as written without adding punctuation. I only wish I knew the back story. 45 people liked it.

Brilliant

Ugh, how awful. I hope someone somewhere gave them a good slap.

Woo, page 100!

Back on topic, a friend of mine sarcastically posted "RIP Haylor" (I think they were joking, anyway) and one of their friends immediately commented "omg whos tha hun? do i kno um?" thinking it was an actual person. Which I can sort of excuse because none of us are 12, but if it had been a real person that's not exactly offering sympathy is it? I've seen it on other, genuine statuses when someone has died and I'm usually correct in assuming they're asking so they can then post their own "didn kno u but rip x" status and rack up the likes

Directioner was she?

Mangers? Maybe she still thinks it's Christmas.

No, but she's rabidly anti-Taylor Swift!

I think you'd know if you knew someone called Haylor

I'm intrigued to know if she's sent death threats to her now...

Meanwhile the facebook friend who started randomly adding people seems to be only adding girls. There's an interesting conversation going on under a comment where he thanked her for accepting his request.

Here's some of it:
"the girls wanna no are u hung like a donkey or packing a party sausage"
My facebook friend's response: "Big enuf and yes i no wot 2 do wiv it"

He dosen't even know these girls he's added.

Well you'd think so wouldn't you, considering we live in a Valleys town with a population of about 16,000 - how many Haylors can there be, if any?!


Not to my knowledge, but there's still time.

I had a lovely photo of a turd in a toilet pop up on my news feed the other day. The person who posted it thought it was hilarious that their friend had blocked a nightclub loo with said turd and felt the need to post a picture of it.
I honestly can't believe some of the sh*t people post on Facebook. No pun intended.

For some reason, whenever I read that kind of text talk, I imagine that the author has a voice like Gayle Tuesday's! That's even with people I know!

Friend has shared a warning picture to us all that hackers are logging in to profiles and posting sexual videos and pictures. You can't see them but your friends can. I don't know much about hacking but surely you can see everything you post as there are options for 'me only'.

Also surely liking and sharing these things make you more vulnerable (if it isn't some facebookfame wh*re wanting attention) than you would've been if you left it.

I'd like to know which school this person attended!

I'm terrified one of mine will be

Someone on my mother's news feed has just put up a picture of their toddler daughter covered in yoghurt. Made me feel rather queasy.

I know that kids can't help getting messy sometimes but I don't find anyone covered in food, no matter what age they are, funny or endearing. It just makes me feel sick.