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Worst Facebook status updates
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Jumbobones
09-01-2013
Nothing that annoying so far today. Someone has liked a picture of a lottery ticket with a message saying 'like this picture and you get an equal share if it wins'
yeah right
Jason100
09-01-2013
Originally Posted by Colin Hunt:
“I'd like to know which school this person attended!”

In the conversation one of them mentions to this bloke that they're 18. So that says a lot.
Colin Hunt
09-01-2013
Originally Posted by Jason100:
“In the conversation one of them mentions to this bloke that they're 18. So that says a lot.”

Youf ov 2day, innit!
James Frederick
09-01-2013
Originally Posted by Jason100:
“In the conversation one of them mentions to this bloke that they're 18. So that says a lot.”

Well to be fair people I went to school with talk like that on FB and they are in their 30's
Alan1981
09-01-2013
A while back someone I know was bragging about moving in with his girlfriend, and all the holidays they would soon be going on.
Today he is on facebook complaining because someone has told the council that his girlfriend is claiming hb while he is working.

If you are going to try and fiddle the system then ffs why plaster your whole life on facebook for all to see.
Colin Hunt
09-01-2013
Originally Posted by Alan1981:
“A while back someone I know was bragging about moving in with his girlfriend, and all the holidays they would soon be going on.
Today he is on facebook complaining because someone has told the council that his girlfriend is claiming hb while he is working.

If you are going to try and fiddle the system then ffs why plaster your whole life on facebook for all to see.”

ha ha. Sounds like a smart guy!
misslibertine
09-01-2013
Originally Posted by SuperAPJ:
“For some reason, whenever I read that kind of text talk, I imagine that the author has a voice like Gayle Tuesday's! That's even with people I know!”

Given my locality, its a bit more like an even more OTT-Welshy Joanna Page
FortyTwo25
09-01-2013
Originally Posted by Cocained:
“This is a status I just saw after people wished him a happy birthday:

"Thank you all for the facebook messages, the phone calls, the texts, the voice mail messages, the cards and the gifts flown from around the world. x"”

May I trump you

"Thank You all who wished me a happy birthday. Text, twitter, inbox, bbm, fb, whatsapp, hotmail, phoned, post, knocked my door, my prezzies, etc. Oh wow, yesturday was an amazing day. "

OhWhenTheSaints
09-01-2013
Originally Posted by misslibertine:
“Given my locality, its a bit more like an even more OTT-Welshy Joanna Page ”

Gav!? Whatttt you on abouuut?
OhWhenTheSaints
09-01-2013
I haven't had any gems on Facebook for ages...I wonder if they're on to us
FortyTwo25
09-01-2013
‎22 in 15mins... woo how time flies! x

I don''t care but I care enough to post here
OhWhenTheSaints
09-01-2013
Originally Posted by FortyTwo25:
“‎22 in 15mins... woo how time flies! x

I don''t care but I care enough to post here ”

Just me that spots a bit of a flaw with this post?
misslibertine
10-01-2013
Originally Posted by OhWhenTheSaints:
“Gav!? Whatttt you on abouuut?”

That's about it, yeah
SuperAPJ
10-01-2013
Originally Posted by indie.star:
“I don't find anyone covered in food, no matter what age they are, funny or endearing. It just makes me feel sick.”

Ditto.
Tt88
11-01-2013
I have someone who all week has been counting down to her romantic get away weekend with her oh and how it will be nice just the two of them spending time together.

So far theyve been there about 3 hours and shes already put at least five different statuses letting us all know where they are, what they are eating, where they are going, what the hotels like etc. So much for a weekend break just the two of them! Each status has replies which she is replying to. I think i would feel a little offended if i had booked a weekend get away and my oh was on the phone updating facebook every minute of it!
astra19E
13-01-2013
Here's the most "WTF?" thing I've read in a very long time:

"Do you know that between 44% and 64.923% of women in the UK were drugged and used as prostitutes by their husbands. If you were always faithful get a DNA check if you think your children do not look like him, to reveal the truth."

Posted in all seriousness.
pugamo
13-01-2013
it always amuses me that the only people who ever post about all the exercise they do are visibly overweight, and have been posting about `1000 cals burnt at boot camp` for actual years and still not lost anything
DaisyBumbleroot
13-01-2013
Originally Posted by OhWhenTheSaints:
“I haven't had any gems on Facebook for ages...I wonder if they're on to us ”

Me either
mrsmoose
14-01-2013
One of mine (Of "Jans still dead" fame) has updated her status about the snow 7 times since last night, plus a photo of the snow, to which her brother has replied "****ing hell. ya keep banging on about this snow! We can all see it!" (I so want to like that!!!)

(All in all since yesterday, she's updated her status 13 times!)
bookaddict
14-01-2013
Originally Posted by Teddybear99:
“I'm struggling to understand this thread. If you don't like the statuses that some people write, why would you spend time copying and pasting them to another forum to discuss them further? Surely not to ridicule them because that would just be unkind.

Surely if someone annoys you on Facebook on a regular basis then you unfriend them. If they are close family, and you don't feel you could unfriend then you can unsubscribe so you don't see their statuses.

I guess I must be missing something on this thread, but from a quick glance it just seems very judgemental.”

Lighten up It's a bit of fun. I mean, to turn your own question around, if this thread bothers you, then why do you continue to read it?

And really, when people are posting pictures of their friend's pooh, or claiming that about half of British men have drugged their wives and used them as prostitutes, how on earth do you expect people to react?!?!
bookaddict
14-01-2013
Originally Posted by astra19E:
“Here's the most "WTF?" thing I've read in a very long time:

"Do you know that between 44% and 64.923% of women in the UK were drugged and used as prostitutes by their husbands. If you were always faithful get a DNA check if you think your children do not look like him, to reveal the truth."

Posted in all seriousness.”

Clearly the people who post this sort of thing have not thought it through!
Holey Macaroni
14-01-2013
Routine,nope that went out the window when daddy returned to work Up twice last night an a busy day today, need to get more bleach as I look like a patch work doll half blonde some dark some red haha, but gunna look lush once it is done
Trsvis_Bickle
14-01-2013
Originally Posted by astra19E:
“Here's the most "WTF?" thing I've read in a very long time:

"Do you know that between 44% and 64.923% of women in the UK were drugged and used as prostitutes by their husbands. If you were always faithful get a DNA check if you think your children do not look like him, to reveal the truth."

Posted in all seriousness.”

How does that even work? Who is going to pay to have sex with a comatose, unresponsive woman when you can just get married?
Lazlo_St_Pierre
14-01-2013
Originally Posted by mrsmoose:
“One of mine (Of "Jans still dead" fame) has updated her status about the snow 7 times since last night, plus a photo of the snow, to which her brother has replied "****ing hell. ya keep banging on about this snow! We can all see it!" (I so want to like that!!!)

(All in all since yesterday, she's updated her status 13 times!) ”

I don't think I updated mine 13 times last year.

I saw my so-called 'Highlights of 2012', which seemed to consist of a picture I took of a rainbow and somebody else's pic that included me standing around looking bored at a works do. I thought 'if those are my highlights of 2012, either I'm a boring sod or Facebook is...'
Lazlo_St_Pierre
14-01-2013
Here's something else... if you're feeling a bit poorly, you can look up your symptoms on various sites to see if you might need a doctor.

Why do pages such as 'Causes of constipation or bloating' have a 'like/share on Facebook' button?
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