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#2501 |
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 1,710
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Nothing that annoying so far today. Someone has liked a picture of a lottery ticket with a message saying 'like this picture and you get an equal share if it wins'
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#2502 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Back of the shed.
Posts: 14,029
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I'd like to know which school this person attended!
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#2503 |
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 141
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In the conversation one of them mentions to this bloke that they're 18. So that says a lot.
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#2504 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 37,002
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In the conversation one of them mentions to this bloke that they're 18. So that says a lot.
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#2505 |
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Posts: 5,292
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A while back someone I know was bragging about moving in with his girlfriend, and all the holidays they would soon be going on.
Today he is on facebook complaining because someone has told the council that his girlfriend is claiming hb while he is working. If you are going to try and fiddle the system then ffs why plaster your whole life on facebook for all to see. |
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#2506 |
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 141
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A while back someone I know was bragging about moving in with his girlfriend, and all the holidays they would soon be going on.
Today he is on facebook complaining because someone has told the council that his girlfriend is claiming hb while he is working. If you are going to try and fiddle the system then ffs why plaster your whole life on facebook for all to see. |
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#2507 |
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Strawberry Fields
Posts: 13,722
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For some reason, whenever I read that kind of text talk, I imagine that the author has a voice like Gayle Tuesday's! That's even with people I know!
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#2508 |
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: London
Posts: 4,904
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This is a status I just saw after people wished him a happy birthday:
"Thank you all for the facebook messages, the phone calls, the texts, the voice mail messages, the cards and the gifts flown from around the world. x" "Thank You all who wished me a happy birthday. Text, twitter, inbox, bbm, fb, whatsapp, hotmail, phoned, post, knocked my door, my prezzies, etc. Oh wow, yesturday was an amazing day. " |
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#2509 |
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Southampton
Posts: 11,805
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Given my locality, its a bit more like an even more OTT-Welshy Joanna Page
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#2510 |
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Southampton
Posts: 11,805
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I haven't had any gems on Facebook for ages...I wonder if they're on to us
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#2511 |
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: London
Posts: 4,904
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22 in 15mins... woo how time flies! x
I don''t care but I care enough to post here
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#2512 |
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Southampton
Posts: 11,805
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22 in 15mins... woo how time flies! x
I don''t care but I care enough to post here ![]() |
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#2513 |
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Strawberry Fields
Posts: 13,722
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#2514 |
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 9,858
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I don't find anyone covered in food, no matter what age they are, funny or endearing. It just makes me feel sick.
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#2515 |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 6,202
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I have someone who all week has been counting down to her romantic get away weekend with her oh and how it will be nice just the two of them spending time together.
So far theyve been there about 3 hours and shes already put at least five different statuses letting us all know where they are, what they are eating, where they are going, what the hotels like etc. So much for a weekend break just the two of them! Each status has replies which she is replying to. I think i would feel a little offended if i had booked a weekend get away and my oh was on the phone updating facebook every minute of it! |
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#2516 |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 2,450
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Here's the most "WTF?" thing I've read in a very long time:
"Do you know that between 44% and 64.923% of women in the UK were drugged and used as prostitutes by their husbands. If you were always faithful get a DNA check if you think your children do not look like him, to reveal the truth." Posted in all seriousness. |
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#2517 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 17,242
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it always amuses me that the only people who ever post about all the exercise they do are visibly overweight, and have been posting about `1000 cals burnt at boot camp` for actual years and still not lost anything
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Derby, UK
Posts: 23,456
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I haven't had any gems on Facebook for ages...I wonder if they're on to us
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#2519 |
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Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 2,018
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One of mine (Of "Jans still dead" fame) has updated her status about the snow 7 times since last night, plus a photo of the snow, to which her brother has replied "****ing hell. ya keep banging on about this snow! We can all see it!" (I so want to like that!!!)
(All in all since yesterday, she's updated her status 13 times!) |
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#2520 |
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Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 2,474
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I'm struggling to understand this thread. If you don't like the statuses that some people write, why would you spend time copying and pasting them to another forum to discuss them further? Surely not to ridicule them because that would just be unkind.
Surely if someone annoys you on Facebook on a regular basis then you unfriend them. If they are close family, and you don't feel you could unfriend then you can unsubscribe so you don't see their statuses. I guess I must be missing something on this thread, but from a quick glance it just seems very judgemental. It's a bit of fun. I mean, to turn your own question around, if this thread bothers you, then why do you continue to read it?And really, when people are posting pictures of their friend's pooh, or claiming that about half of British men have drugged their wives and used them as prostitutes, how on earth do you expect people to react?!?! |
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#2521 |
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Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 2,474
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Here's the most "WTF?" thing I've read in a very long time:
"Do you know that between 44% and 64.923% of women in the UK were drugged and used as prostitutes by their husbands. If you were always faithful get a DNA check if you think your children do not look like him, to reveal the truth." Posted in all seriousness. ![]() ![]() ![]() Clearly the people who post this sort of thing have not thought it through!
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#2522 |
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 254
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Routine,nope that went out the window when daddy returned to work Up twice last night an a busy day today, need to get more bleach as I look like a patch work doll half blonde some dark some red haha, but gunna look lush once it is done
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#2523 |
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 8,940
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Here's the most "WTF?" thing I've read in a very long time:
"Do you know that between 44% and 64.923% of women in the UK were drugged and used as prostitutes by their husbands. If you were always faithful get a DNA check if you think your children do not look like him, to reveal the truth." Posted in all seriousness. |
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#2524 |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: The Night Shift
Posts: 7,438
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One of mine (Of "Jans still dead" fame) has updated her status about the snow 7 times since last night, plus a photo of the snow, to which her brother has replied "****ing hell. ya keep banging on about this snow! We can all see it!" (I so want to like that!!!)
(All in all since yesterday, she's updated her status 13 times!) I saw my so-called 'Highlights of 2012', which seemed to consist of a picture I took of a rainbow and somebody else's pic that included me standing around looking bored at a works do. I thought 'if those are my highlights of 2012, either I'm a boring sod or Facebook is...' |
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#2525 |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: The Night Shift
Posts: 7,438
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Here's something else... if you're feeling a bit poorly, you can look up your symptoms on various sites to see if you might need a doctor.
Why do pages such as 'Causes of constipation or bloating' have a 'like/share on Facebook' button? ![]()
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