I know someone who's on facebook. This was her latest update:
her cat can give messages to her about dead people

freaky baby

one of my friends



(which was ignored)

not long after

again ignored

then "anyone fancy a trip to a & e with me :yawn:

then vary postings regarding her injuries and daily since :yawn:

Talk about "Broken Britain"... no wonder people are too scared to go to town centres at night if half of the male population are dragging around their Rohypnol'd-upped wives trying to flog 'em to the highest bidder....

Ha!

This sort of stuff really annoys me:

"Off to A+ E "

Then no further details for hours. It's attention seeking and rather cruel if you ask me, as people may be worrying what's happening. Just give a full explanation or don't bother!!

Ewwww! Seriously though, who has a poo in a nightclub? That's like the last place you'd want to go, surely.

OMG. Go the **** away. You moan at everything and act like a spoilt brat if you don't get your way or the answer you want. There was no need to punch me in the head and spill coke all over my bed just because I wouldn't let you use my ipod. Just because your room is a ****ing tip and you can't find anything doesn't mean that you can make mine a mess as well.

- A 22 year old (usually quite mature) male.

'Can't believe it's still snowing'?

A comment on a status from a mother defending her right to keep her child at home because of the snow:

"Day In The House Cwtched Up Sounds Much More Better Than School. Safety First. Stuff What Everyone Else Says. Your Their Mother & Its Your Choice. xx"

Perhaps she would've benefitted from a few less 'snow days'...

My cousin's wife went in to labour Sunday evening. His first thought was to 'check in' at the delivery suite of the hospital. Although knowing my cousin and how he uses facebook, that wasn't a surprise.

I recently re-activated my Facebook and a girl on my list posted this:

'Guys be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports, have tattoos & wears Jordans. Sounds like you want a boyfriend mate!'

I mean. Come on. I love sports, I have a couple of tattoo's, I like playing video games with my OH, so I should technically be a man? I literally facepalmed and deleted her.

That first line made me want to read the whole thing out in a Somerset accent...

i was contacted by some long lost (never met actually) cousin in Australia and she kept posting pictures of her still born premature babies whom she had lost several years before. now of course, that is a terribly terribly sad thing but as your profile picture on facebook? then she started pm'ing me the pictures too - in case i had missed them the first time around () ... i had to delete her ... i couldnt take any more!

There's a girl that posts pictures like that on mine

She's a lovely girl, and I can't know how I'd react to losing a child (there by the grace of God go I) perhaps I'd feel it right to do the same thing.
I feel incredibly sorry for her, and most of the time she posts normal things which I have no problem seeing so I don't really want to hide her statuses, but it doesn't sit well with me.

Ok an update this morning, she is now back with the ex fiance and they are as strong as ever! Hes such a good dad to her son from a previous relationship that they are now planning their own baby to make them a proper family that will be unbreakable!

And yes they are f*****g what all the haters think!

"Its Snowing!!!!" Yes i have a window Facebook!

Unbelievable from the girl i just mentioned. Shes now told everyone that she hates her fiances mum because now her biological grandchild is now back in the area she dont want to know her step grandchild anymore. Now declared that when she gets pregnant with her fiance, his mother is not allowed to see the child and not allowed to the wedding! Hes agreed with it and its caused an argument with his sister defending the mum.

Seriously this lot would push jeremy kyle over the edge! There are some things you just dont put on facebook! The future mother in law she has now banned from seeing her future grandkids has spent the last three years giving her money, free babysitting, home when she moved out of her last home etc.

I've read that twice and I don't fully understand the relationships there their lives must be one gigantic whirlwind!

I've lost count of the amount of photos posted on my NF taken from someone's window of the snow outside.

Not to mention someone's status from about midday yesterday - "OMG av ne1 cin tha snow!!!"

No, dear. I've been up since 7am but decided to go around for the past 5 hours with the blinds closed and my eyes shut. They've not mentioned it on the news either, thank goodness for you letting us all know.

Ok ill try and explain lol the girl who writes the status has a child from a previous relationship. Shes now back with her fiance whom she broke up with at xmas. They are living as a happy family and planning a baby of their own. His mother has treated the girls kid as her own grandchild for the past three years. Now my friends fiances ex girlfriend has moved back to the town with his biological child so naturally his mother wants to spend time with that child who shes not seen. My friend has had her nose put out of joint that the older lady is spending more time with her biological grandchild than the child my friend has.

I think taking a picture of it and posting on Facebook is worse.... I mean seriously, who in their right mind would post a picture of a poo in the toilet on Facebook?!?!

Ahh I get it now, thanks! wow still it makes you wonder how confused these poor little kids must be

There is a picture being shared of kids holding a sign saying "Our dad says if this gets a million likes we can get a puppy!" then loads of people posting, "Awwwwww, that's so cute! post pics of your puppy <3". Is it just me that sees this as a scam?

I might be a bit thick here, but other than having a certain number of likes and links out and in to show up on a google search, there isn't actually any benefit to anyone if they 'like' a post, is there?

Further reading suggests I may be wrong on this one and they did get a puppy, however pages with large amounts of likes have been sold before, with the page then using it's considerable number of likes to send links to ads to peoples walls and such.

Someone on my contacts has actually put in their name "Someone completelymental somebody"

First and last names hidden for privacy.