On Facebook these "Like" Pages are worth money. All these "Like to show support" Etc Etc collect millions of likes and the pages are sold on to companies etc

The names I cringe at are Someone Charliesmummy Somebody.

Get a grip!!

The ones that question bus drivers who hasn't had a break for hours making them late home, How selfish

Ive heard this before. Has it changed its settings then? Cos I tried to change one word in an old page of mine, and it wouldn't let me cos it had more than 100 likes. These pages have thousands, sometimes millions of likes!

There's a cracker I've seen on some friends' walls, I have no idea who she is myself but goes by the title:

[Someone] defonevergonnabeasizezeroever [Someone]

It took me quite a while just to try and divide the letters into words and figure out what it said

I really cannot believe the lengths people will sink to in an effort to get likes. "this boy has cancer," like and facebook will donate $1. "Ignore if you want him to die."

The worst names are FName 'lovemykids' SName.

This. And 'ProudMummy' or 'MummyToBe'.

haha, took me ages to work it out as well. I saw another one last night [Someone] Bonkers [Someone]

It's just the same as someone introducing themselves as being '..a bit crazy'. So cringeworthy

Oh, I'm while I'm at it..anyone who ends any facebook status with ..."BOOM".

Forget facebook, i've found out some naughty gossip through the old word of mouth way!

Tell us more.

A friend of a friend on Facebook is

'Somebody Goodenoughmum Somebody'

I mean, whatever posesses a woman....?

Well from what i heard, the girl talking about her 'situation' with her 'b' read out a series of text messages from her "b" to her friend, i'm sitting round the corner so i guess they forgot that i could still hear them.

Anyway, the girl who read the series of text messages out from her 'b' to her friend sounds like she's the 'other woman' because all i heard was "don't tell me things are fine, because i know they're not, it's your girlfriend isn't it"

I love hearing people's drama, it's the amount they'll talk about when others are around.

And i found this same girl on a dating site a few weeks back!

Facebook FAMILY!?!?

My 21 year old niece posts a lot of pointless updates, just really silly a lot of the time - non-events like having a cup of tea or something like that (that's what Twitter's for!) :yawn:

Blimey, facebook baby photo girl has posted a picture of something different that's not of her new born baby!

Or mummy to xyz children..

Just pointless

Nah, Twitter is for celebrities to post that they're having a cup of tea etc so that their fans can think it's amazing news, while the average person would be ridiculed for doing the same!

One I saw the other day with totally made me cringe was a girl boasting about how the doctor can forget about her giving up smoking despite prescribing her patches. This girl is pregnant!

I mean, I know some people don't quit while pregnant but it's nothing to boast about

Some of my FB friends are about the same age as that, so I see a lot of "hmm fancy sumthin nice to eat", "i wan sumthin to eat bur i dno wa", or the simple "board. wa to do???!?!"

The worst thing is, people "like" them and reply!

I'm on a bit of a rant at the moment. Facebook status annoyances at the moment are:
- people paying tribute to their other halves - why? Just text them or even turn to them on the sofa next to you and say how much you love them. Why do I need to be involved in this?
- people tagging themselves as being somewhere like the cinema or the theatre - why do I care? I used to like asking people what they'd been doing recently. Now there's just no point. I mentioned this to friends a while ago, it being one of the reasons I don't have a smart phone as I just have no desire to update my status constantly saying I'm seeing Les Mis or playing a round of golf - because it's dull and tedious. They all paused and said 'we do it'... to which I said 'yeah... exactly.'
- people moaning about being ill. If you're well enough to post on Facebook, your cold can't be all that bad.

Basically anything that I'm wondering 'why did you feel the need to share that with everybody beyond the need to show off?'

I have a pregnant friend. She is 9 weeks and 3 days pregnant, and I know the next 30 weeks and 4 days are going to be filled with pregnancy related woes. It's not her first child either, this is her 3rd. Thank god facebook allows me to hide her updates so I don't upset her by deleting her.

That reminds me. Ages ago, one of my now former Facebook friends was pregnant and posted something like, "Really want a fag but cnt av 1". I thought it was great that she'd given up smoking during her pregnancy. Alas, one of her friends inevitably asked "ys that hun?" and her explanation was "Ain't got nun".


They do it to try and make you feel jealous that you are either single or no longer in the initial obsessed with each other stage of your relationship.