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#251 |
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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any status that includes the phrase 'last night's antics'.
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#252 |
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Funny thread.
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#253 |
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Join Date: Sep 2009
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Oh shutup!! If u loved mee u wouldnt go away out on the drink, cheating on mee, mugging mee off and treating mee like s***e and forgetting something that means soo much too mee that im getting in the f***ing morning that iv been worrying about for weeks p.s dont come too hosp or il sign myself out
followed by loads of people asking what's wrong and what's happened and then the person saying they don't want to talk about it |
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#254 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Oh shutup!! If u loved mee u wouldnt go away out on the drink, cheating on mee, mugging mee off and treating mee like s***e and forgetting something that means soo much too mee that im getting in the f***ing morning that iv been worrying about for weeks p.s dont come too hosp or il sign myself out
followed by loads of people asking what's wrong and what's happened and then the person saying they don't want to talk about it Today I have :"They should make a Barbie with no hair, so that every little girl that is fighting cancer feels beautiful!! Put her in pink with a head scarf, and name her HOPE. Give the proceeds from the sales to cancer research. Post this if you agree and I bet you 99% of you won't. ♥" |
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#255 |
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: here
Posts: 3,997
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I hate 'vaguebooking'. When someone puts 'it's all over' or something and then a chain of people ask 'What's up' or 'OMG' and nobody is any the wiser as the vaguebooker alludes to a major crisis. Usually they've lost their socks or something tedious but OMG the world ended...
Oh and the worse was the Photoshopped clear blue pregnancy stick photo. Instead of saying how many days pregnant, the words were adjusted to 'only joking'. Seriously I had a former friend share this with me knowing that I'd miscarried last year. |
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#256 |
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Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Ayrshire, Scotland
Posts: 5,925
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Another vote for stupid, pointless updates about kids.
I've got a couple of facebook friends that literally post things like, "xxx has just unwrapped a chocolate, so proud!" and "xxx is so clever, she slept from 8pm-1am then 2am-6am!!!!!!" Yawn. |
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#257 |
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Join Date: Nov 2009
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I hate 'vaguebooking'. When someone puts 'it's all over' or something and then a chain of people ask 'What's up' or 'OMG' and nobody is any the wiser as the vaguebooker alludes to a major crisis. Usually they've lost their socks or something tedious but OMG the world ended...
Oh and the worse was the Photoshopped clear blue pregnancy stick photo. Instead of saying how many days pregnant, the words were adjusted to 'only joking'. Seriously I had a former friend share this with me knowing that I'd miscarried last year. ![]()
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#258 |
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Wakefield, West Yorkshire
Posts: 2,479
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there is an asian guy on my friends list who frequently puts pro islamic statuses (statii?), praise allah etc but much more rambling
i was going to delete him as i don't really want his religion shoved down my throat but didn't want to open the racism can of worms ("you deleted him because of his religion?!" FASCIST!!!") drunk statuses piss me off too, i used to work with a load of 18-19 year old guys and i swear, if you listened to them talking you'd think they invented getting drunk. Their statuses reflect this "lolz i was ****ing mashed last night!" or "ugh, hangover" the next morning. I hate my friends. |
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#259 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Back of the shed.
Posts: 14,029
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I hate 'vaguebooking'. When someone puts 'it's all over' or something and then a chain of people ask 'What's up' or 'OMG' and nobody is any the wiser as the vaguebooker alludes to a major crisis. Usually they've lost their socks or something tedious but OMG the world ended...
One of last night's statuses on my wall: "I seem to fall out with all my friends" Comments: You alright babe? Yeah, i'm fine thanx |
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#260 |
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Glasgow
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I'm a member of a local anti-racist group on FB and there's a brouhaha clogging up my feed at the minute about the admin being all white. A black activist demanded some black people be made admin, so one of the admin promoted him right away, but now there's a battle about whether or not this is ludicrous tokenism or whether we're all terrible hypocrites for only letting the whites have the power. It's such a ****ing farce, as usual. It's an FB group, being an admin of it means next to nothing, I had no idea who the admin even are let alone what colour their skin was, and as long as when we meet (hardly ever these days) everyone is equal then we should stop making a fuss about bloody nothing. I'm so sick of this People's Front of Judea bullshit.
Also there's someone on that group who I know to be a sociopath and a rank misogynist and every time I see him moralising I want to scream and wound people. I shouldn't be on Facebook.
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#261 |
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 189
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I want to know why Luke and his fiance are always ill??
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#262 |
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: On the Strictly dancefloor ;)
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I just saw one - 'Eww my nipple peircing is pussing :/ ...'
Yuck!! Why would you put that as your status?! The ones that annoy the hell out of me have already been mentioned, the attention seeking ones!! Usually followed by 'inbox me' or 'doesn't matter babes' when asked what's up. I'm close to deleting one of my cousins actually, cos 99% of her statuses are about how drunk she is, how she needs a fag, or who she's going to beat up next. I promise that kind of thing doesn't run in the family
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#263 |
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: cardiff
Posts: 12,557
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"We all need prayers right now. If you are my friend click the like button & then re-post. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my "Facebook Family" wherever you may be, to kindly copy, paste and share this status to give a prayer of support to all those who have family problems, struggles and worries and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us for no-one is im..." The person puts about 7 of these up a day, does my head in. Would delete her but she's family and then whinged if I don't comment or like her crap every few days so can't even hide her! |
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#264 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Hull
Posts: 15,887
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The most irritating ones come from my daughter and her friends. "FML" "What's up?" "DM" "Inbox me" "k". Inane emo prittle prattle but I can't help reading it!
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#265 |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 10,111
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I just had another skim over Luke's wall and oh god.
They cannot be for real. Look at the comment chain underneath his post about the dentist. Luke: im glad we can nver wait aswell and it will always be this way for us babe i promise you that and your right we will always feel the sameway bout everything babe and it will never change mot ever im glad we both promise that to eachother and that will always be good with me babe promise you that and it would be better tommorow cus my tablets run out then and i have dentist on thursday babe and im glad thats all that matters to us aswell babe Rachel: I'm glad we feel the sameway bout that and i'm glad it will always be this way for us and i'm glad we promise eachother that babe and i'm glad we both know that we will always feel the sameway bout everything and i'm glad we know it won't ever change not ever and i'm glad we promise eachother that to baby and i'm glad it will always be gd wiv you babe and i'm glad you promise me that and that's fine babe i will stay tommorrow and i hope they sort yr tooth out and that is all that will ever matter to us babe i have no doubts bout that and thanks babe and i'm sure i will feel lot's better ![]() |
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#266 |
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Join Date: Aug 2011
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Hamburger partially digested, NYPD on their way.
That's the last one I read. |
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#267 |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 10,111
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Haha, oh dear. I see the link to this thread on Luke Lawton's Facebook.
We all better hope those guns are just airsoft!Actually, to be honest, I think I'm more scared of wifey. |
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#268 |
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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"You Wanna Sort Ya Fukin Mongy GF Out Sayin U Can't See Ya Kids My Mum As Four 2 U Ya Wanna Grow A Pair Of Balls And Actually Tell Her U Do Want A Relationship With Ya Kids Or Was That Wat U Said On Jezza Aload Of Fukin Shit"
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#269 |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 1,367
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Typical teacher tweets (I know plenty from my old work):
"I hope we're going to get a snow day tomorrow ""X days left until I escape from work and get on holiday!" "Can't stand all of this marking to do on a Sunday night "Always sounds like they think they deserve one when clearly a third of thei year is not spent at work! And the sympathy "I have to do marking books and homework in my spare time". Hold on, there's something called overtime without pay in the world outside education .
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#270 |
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Join Date: Dec 2011
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Typical teacher tweets (I know plenty from my old work):
"I hope we're going to get a snow day tomorrow ""X days left until I escape from work and get on holiday!" "Can't stand all of this marking to do on a Sunday night "Always sounds like they think they deserve one when clearly a third of thei year is not spent at work! And the sympathy "I have to do marking books and homework in my spare time". Hold on, there's something called overtime without pay in the world outside education .I see an lot of this from old school friends who are now newly qualified/ been teacher for 5 mins ,''had to stay till past 5 today ' or ' urghh so many books to mark '' oh how horrific it must be have a career !!
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#271 |
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Derby
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I see an lot of this from old school friends who are now newly qualified/ been teacher for 5 mins ,''had to stay till past 5 today ' or ' urghh so many books to mark '' oh how horrific it must be have a career !!
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#272 |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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I have a teacher friend, who along with the 'overtime' statuses revels in the fact he's on holiday when a lot of others are at work in half term/Easter/Summer holidays. He's only really popular with his teacher mates on FB..
Sorry any DS members who are teachers. Maybe this is the new generation of teachers, I don't know.
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#273 |
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Derby
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Ditto! They're always bragging where they're going and more importantly how much they're going to enjoy it.
Sorry any DS members who are teachers. Maybe this is the new generation of teachers, I don't know. ![]() |
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#274 |
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 8,940
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Haha, oh dear. I see the link to this thread on Luke Lawton's Facebook.
We all better hope those guns are just airsoft!Actually, to be honest, I think I'm more scared of wifey. On the flipside, it does rule out a suicide pact, which would undoubtedly improve the gene pool...
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#275 |
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 9,736
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Wow at Luke's FB page, that is just amazing
![]() Why isn't he famous already and why does he not seem to see an awful lot of his 'wifey'? Is she somewhere 'safe'? |
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