Two people in my wider friends circle got married recently. He's been searching for a wife since his late twenties and has dated hundreds of women in his quest. His cover photo shortly after the wedding was a picture of his shirt with a lipstick kiss on the collar. Very obviously staged as the lip shape was perfect on the collar. He is 38 and she is 34. More tacky than romantic. You're having sex...we get it!

It's not until ****ing May? Out of interest where are they off to? Please.tell me its not Kings Lynn or Clacton?

We should predict some.statuses in the week after they get home.

"Wonderful holiday ...etc"

This time last Tuesday we were getting ready to walk to the beach.

I thought that at first but I'm sure it indicates its through Instagram with a symbol or something?
The same person just did it with some flowers he was about to plant in the garden, followed by #spring #flowers #bright

The "hilarious" "I'm pregnant" frape

It seems to me the more mundane the posts are, the more 'Likes' they get?!

Just now from a female "sook ma dook !!"

What even is a dook? And would a female have one?

I have read this entire thread and have been laughing my head off

Is experimenting by cooking a whole large chicken stuffed with whole onions and garlic and seasoned with salt, pepper, olive oil and garlic granules in the slow cooker. Its now been in there almost 3 hours and it smells Delicious
Then i have Beef, Onions, Pototoes, carrots + seasoning in the other slow cooker.
And Last but by no means least CHOCOLATE CAKE in the oven
My house smells simply devine

Worra pile of utter crude. Here is a woman who takes her children out of school to move them to spain brings them back again because her fiance has trashed the villa and stolen from the owner, then posts shite like this. She does not care about her children at all, all she is interested in is shagging her criminal boyfriend. She is a f******g disgrace as well as a slut,since the love of her life died less than 2 years ago and she already as a sprog who is six months old. Slut.

Not a fan then?

Was that the Cancer awareness one

Oddly enough someone on my FB really was pregnant and announced it the same day as that was big it took her quite a few days to make everybody realise she was been serious

A "friend " of my grandson posts photo updates of all the new furniture he is buying for his new "penthouse apartment" ie a flat. Every post is about his new possesions, car flat clothes etc. I know it riles me but I can't resist having a peek

Burglars shopping list

Hmm yes that hadn't occured to me. And when he gave out the name of the building and top floor it wont take a genius to work out which one to burgle.

whats wrong with kings lynn?

Actually, a better question would be whats right with kings lynn!

My neighbour posts horrible unkind things about her husband looking for attention from all her friends.she hardly speaks to me now when I made a poignant and remark which was rather near the knuckle. I feel so sorry for the bloke.he doesn't go on Facebook so what's the point of her running him down all the time?

No, initially I thought it could be something like this but it turned out to be a frape.

Facebook Friend
Awwwwwwwww dudes see rihanna wit a wid do to her man she's jst sex oan legs she'd be screaming if a got her pmsl naw but seriously offt man can't get enuff ae her video.. STAY ♥ rihanna come inty me ya wee dirtyyyy \m/

Friend of Facebook Friend
yassss !! xx lol xx Hope ur ok dawl xx

Facebook Friend
Yup me's fine lol jst soakin noo riri's got me cummin hahaha ) ) ) xx

Friend of Facebook Friend
gd stuff xx xx stop tht xx xx

Facebook Friend
How ma gettin u wet ) ) ) xxx

This is from the same girl who posted "sook ma dook". This is all coming from a straight girl with a child. However I do remember years ago she pulled up my trousers in school as she claims they were slipping down. I feel violated now seeing her Facebook posts.

Ain't that the truth.


I wouldn't worry, I see a fair few posts from straight females saying they'd "do" Rihanna or that she could turn them. I assume they think it makes them look cool/wild/more attractive to any scrolling men.

Yes I've seen a few but never in such graphic detail. She has now went on a rant about how she can say what she likes its her face book bla bla hashtags everywhere. Maybe shes on here

I was relieved to see those last three words1


A lot of people do that. I think the "lol" in the end is some kind of acknowledgement that what they've written is really boring. It's like they're saying "don't be annoyed with me because I have nothing better to write than that"!

[quote=SuperAPJ;64319157]I was relieved to see those last three words1


me too

Although "Jans still dead" woman, posts about her periods and how it's horrible being a woman.

And when she has diareah from IBS, we all know about it in the many many status' she posts in the days she has it.

Once, there were 15 IBS updates from her in 2 days!

"Post the name of a movie that does not have an S in the title"

Of course this is a cynical attempt to farm likes and shares but thousands of people still fall for it.

I hope I don't sound nasty here but there was a death over the weekend in our area with two teenagers dying in a car crash. Since then there's been girls taking pictures of themselves CRYING and putting it on Facebook. Am I the only one who finds it a bit weird? Obviously it's natural to cry at deaths but why would you actually put a camera to your face, click it and then upload the photo to Facebook?

I can't help but think some people do it for the likes. And some people post statuses about ten times a day saying "RIP, GBNF, going to miss you, love you" etc.

Maybe it's just me but I wouldn't want everyone knowing my business on Facebook. Why does everyone on Facebook need to see that I'm grieving? Of course every status gets about 100 Likes.

WOW, taking pictures of yourself crying? Never heard of that one before, seems very odd
I also think it's for "likes and comments", it's awful that people would use such a tragedy to get likes on facebook.

Just seen this photo on facebook.......
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...90093153_n.jpg