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Old 28-02-2013, 00:45   #2826
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Saw this "photo" posted by a neighbour of mine who has 2 sons who have both served time in prison, one of whom is still there, and her daughter has had a baby at 16 years old, saying

"The best mums get promoted to Grandmas!"

Sometimes it takes all of my strength not to post what I really think on these posts!
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Old 28-02-2013, 06:57   #2827
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I find it strange when friends of a person who has died set up a site in their memory and the comments are addressed to the dead person. Do they have computers in Heaven?
Even stranger are the comments that start " I didn't know you but......"
All they have to do is express their sympathies to the family not put "Sorry to hear you are dead" type remarks.
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Old 28-02-2013, 07:58   #2828
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"Kids fed, bathed and in bed"



Congratulations , I was worried
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Old 28-02-2013, 09:06   #2829
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'Ma bby ain't wel agen, carnt wait 4 tha weekend tho, am gunna be steeming' is a regular on mine...
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Old 28-02-2013, 09:08   #2830
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Also 'like' for a chance to win an iPhone 5!!!
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Old 01-03-2013, 14:09   #2831
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'Ma New Born Baby Boy Kyle Reach Its All About Fatherhood Now N Ma Music Forget Everyone Else Even Fam N Niggaz #DedicationOverPride_N_Power'
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Old 01-03-2013, 14:16   #2832
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'Ma New Born Baby Boy Kyle Reach Its All About Fatherhood Now N Ma Music Forget Everyone Else Even Fam N Niggaz #DedicationOverPride_N_Power'
Oh bloody hell. You win, that takes the cake.
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Old 01-03-2013, 15:03   #2833
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Just saw this one from a friend of a friend:

Friend of a friend: Shut up she ain't pregnant surely!!!!
Friend: Who Who?
Friend of Friend: Towie tv show lol x

This is why things like TOWIE should no longer exist.
TOWIE'S fine. Its the people who take it too seriously and as anything other than a light entertainment show that are the problem - eg. the status you saw.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:23   #2834
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Major headache, so took high strength painkillers in the night. They haven't got rid of the headache but have made me majorly tired. So I'm now tired with a hurting head, which hurts when my eyes are open. Work is going to be fun... =/

So why are you staring at a screen?
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Old 04-03-2013, 19:59   #2835
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Status : my dad i went to the pub, me yh dad with darren, him yh i asked for lemonade they had none, so what did u drink dad, so i got a sherry, me dad pubs dont run out of lemonade, dad ok i had two sherrys then two pints haha

Comment trying so hard to make out what you've wrote but it's impossible
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Old 04-03-2013, 20:40   #2836
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"What a beautiful service. Rip my lovely. Rest your sleepy head! Xxxx ♥"

- Turns out, it's about a rabbit.
Awww.

When the last of our rats died, our daughter performed such a beautiful funeral in the garden that my husband and I both shed a tear. The neighbours were so concerned that they came out to ask what was wrong. They moved away soon afterwards, strangely...
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Old 04-03-2013, 20:45   #2837
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I have a friend who uses Twitter and FB like a personal diary .. everything she does she writes on both sites .. she is in her 40's
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Old 04-03-2013, 21:18   #2838
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I unsubsribed from 2 friends of mine . First one kept giving daily updates on his 'SuperDad' routine, ie Im doing this for the kids/ that for the kids / I love my kids sooo much blah blah all day everyday
Are you friends with Peter Andre?
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Old 04-03-2013, 22:39   #2839
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"I want to set my alarm to go off early when you are next to me so i can kiss you on the neck and wake you from your slumber and we can watch the sunrise together. Just us, alone, in the quiet with my arms wrapped around you and our legs intertwined so i can hold you really close and nuzzle your ear occasionally..."

Gonna be sick.
!!! If any partner of mine woke me up early to 'watch the sunrise together' they'd get a swift knee in the 'nads!
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Old 04-03-2013, 22:45   #2840
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"Why have I had my tongue pierced lol "



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Old 04-03-2013, 23:07   #2841
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People who over use 'lol' one of my relations puts things like 'just spilled my drink over my new jeans I am so scatty! Pmsl' ok are you really pmsl'ing? I highly doubt it.
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Old 04-03-2013, 23:42   #2842
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People who over use 'lol' one of my relations puts things like 'just spilled my drink over my new jeans I am so scatty! Pmsl' ok are you really pmsl'ing? I highly doubt it.
Surely the spilled drink is a poor attempt to cover for the pmsl accident?
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Old 04-03-2013, 23:49   #2843
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Surely the spilled drink is a poor attempt to cover for the pmsl accident?
LOL! (Literally)
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Old 05-03-2013, 00:15   #2844
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This girl on my course comments the most ridiculous stuff. I seriously think she wandered off the set of TOWIE because she's like that Joey Essex but female.

Girl status: Where do Liverpool play
Me comments: Anfield
Girl reply: Where's that then
Me at this point wondering what: That's their stadium, thats where they play
Girl:Where is it
Me:....Liverpool
Girl: Oh. I don't know anywhere North of Stoke
Me: You live above Stoke...
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Old 05-03-2013, 01:08   #2845
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I have been LOVING this thread! Please keep it going, it gives me a great chuckle.
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Old 05-03-2013, 22:02   #2846
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"Been havin contractions since 7 hope they wear off lol"

(Random comment)

"Yer I've had two since that comment lol"

Wtf?!
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Old 05-03-2013, 22:50   #2847
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"Been havin contractions since 7 hope they wear off lol"

(Random comment)

"Yer I've had two since that comment lol"

Wtf?!
New status;

"Here comes the next one lol"

Just a little update, just in case we were wondering how her contacting uterus was getting on..."lol"
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Old 05-03-2013, 23:20   #2848
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'OMG I HATE two faced people, you'd think that people would get on wif their own lives but then you hear that they're talking about you behind your back. Why would you talk about someone behind their back? :@'

Comments:
Friend 1: You ok hun?
Person: Yes, just someone talking about me behind my back, will message you babes.
Friend 1: KK hun
Friend 2: OMG, think this might be the same person as I've had a run-in with tbh.

Surely this status is contradicting itself as the person is clearly talking about someone in particular behind their back?
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Old 06-03-2013, 01:48   #2849
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Love this thread keep it going but all the above status's are true
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Old 06-03-2013, 08:11   #2850
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New one from the same girl who asked what city Liverpool play in:
Da Bf brought me some food *pic of him holding a plate* Irrent he a proper keepa,, love him soooooooo much ma bby boi for life. cant wait 2 get engaged to him....

they've been dating like four months.
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