Worst Facebook status updates

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whedon247

07-02-2012

"you scummy ****,everyone knows you been with half of this city,come say it to my face next time"

replies-whats got you so angry babe

"nah nothing babe,hows you,we should meet for drinks xx"

DianaFire

07-02-2012

Luke and Rachel are legend. They'd never fit on Twitter, bless. "Love you billions and billions my little wifey forev--"

pugamo

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by DianaFire:
“Luke and Rachel are legend. They'd never fit on Twitter, bless. "Love you billions and billions my little wifey forev--"”

Glad to hear it den xxxxxxx

Odd Socks

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by pugamo:
“Glad to hear it den xxxxxxx ”

Glad to hear you're glad to hear it babe. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

pugamo

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by Odd Socks:
“Glad to hear you're glad to hear it babe. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx”

Haha seriously how funny would it be if he found this thread one day

goonst

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by Odd Socks:
“Glad to hear you're glad to hear it babe. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx”

I'm not sure what the worst part of it all is, but every time I see them being all super subtle about "having cuddles all night" I want to shove my fingers so far down my throat I can rip out my stomach contents and save myself the trouble of vomiting.

I have a lot of anger.

SuperAPJ

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by Helbore:
“Haha, oh dear. I see the link to this thread on Luke Lawton's Facebook. We all better hope those guns are just airsoft!”

I don't see it.

TOONARMY12

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by Scott_P:
“there is an asian guy on my friends list who frequently puts pro islamic statuses (statii?), praise allah etc but much more rambling
i was going to delete him as i don't really want his religion shoved down my throat but didn't want to open the racism can of worms ("you deleted him because of his religion?!" FASCIST!!!")

drunk statuses piss me off too, i used to work with a load of 18-19 year old guys and i swear, if you listened to them talking you'd think they invented getting drunk. Their statuses reflect this "lolz i was ****ing mashed last night!" or "ugh, hangover" the next morning.

I hate my friends.”

Yeah I have two friends like that (one Muslim one Christian). Both sound guys , we talk about the football etc but both into their religion put it that way!

TOONARMY12

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by THEONEFROMHERE:
“"You Wanna Sort Ya Fukin Mongy GF Out Sayin U Can't See Ya Kids My Mum As Four 2 U Ya Wanna Grow A Pair Of Balls And Actually Tell Her U Do Want A Relationship With Ya Kids Or Was That Wat U Said On Jezza Aload Of Fukin Shit"”

We may have the same friends !

THEONEFROMHERE

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by TOONARMY12:
“We may have the same friends ! ”

Jackie?

Helbore

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by SuperAPJ:
“I don't see it.”

https://www.facebook.com/#!/media/se...6140393&type=3

pugamo

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by Helbore:
“https://www.facebook.com/#!/media/se...6140393&type=3”

Rednell

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by Helbore:
“https://www.facebook.com/#!/media/se...6140393&type=3”

o.m.g

Who is this person?

Odd Socks

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by Helbore:
“https://www.facebook.com/#!/media/se...6140393&type=3”

Originally Posted by pugamo:
“”

Everyone wave to Lukey den xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

buffyslay

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by Helbore:
“https://www.facebook.com/#!/media/se...6140393&type=3”

again with the

Helbore

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by Rednell:
“o.m.g Who is this person?”

No idea (its not me, btw!), but looking at their photos, they appear to be a cat!

goonst

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by Helbore:
“https://www.facebook.com/#!/media/se...6140393&type=3”

Oh god I'd missed that album oh god.

Lookalike:

The Wee Man
Luke Lawton

Odd Socks

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by goonst:
“Lookalike:

The Wee Man
Luke Lawton”

Almost too cruel!

pugamo

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by Odd Socks:
“

Everyone wave to Lukey den xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx”

LOVE YOU LUKE MORE DEN SOMETHING OR OTHER AND MORE DEN LIFE GLAD TO HEAR IT DEN XXXXXX

sam.hall13

07-02-2012

is Luke's page unavailable?

fredcat

07-02-2012

"we aint friends anymore are we? simply passers by to each other."

the same girl is always posting the same sort of thing, i don't understand why you would post that on facebook instead of just speaking to whoever it is properly?

jojo2008

07-02-2012

I never thought posting Luke's FB link would get a reaction like this

Elvie76

07-02-2012

This from a guy I used to go to school with ..

"anyone fancy suckin the heart out o this boil i found in mi reyt armpit ? anyone ? ??"

dee-rec

07-02-2012

Luke's facebook wall is hysterical, had a great laugh reading it!

jojo2008

07-02-2012

Originally Posted by dee-rec:
“Luke's facebook wall is hysterical, had a great laugh reading it!”

I'm glad to hear it made you laugh baby xxxxxxxxx

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