Any that uses one single word of txtspk.

a feel totally ill, i just feel like dropping doon deed! i suppose i can put up with it cause ma wee baby is growin inside me, LOVE YOU MA WEE DARLING XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Has anyone had a look at the Wifey's profile yet?

I've never really seen anything quite like it

LOL

I really want to know if she has text files on her desktop containing the text of the identical daily and nightly posts she makes on Luke's wall - or more worryingly, if she actually types it out from memory each time.

I'm not in the slighest interested in the glowing report that little Johnny received at parents evening.

It's funny how everyone appears to have kids who receive the most amazing reports / feedback at parents evening. Is every child in the UK an over achiever at school?!?

Somebody's linked to this thread in one of Luke's photo albums!

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?s...6140393&type=3

(not me, btw)

I saw this link earlier, he cant have seen it or surely he would have at least made his profile private!

So when's the Luke Appreciation Page coming den? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

There're in the same category as those that give every single snippet of information about their children including every gurgle, smile and fart they pass.:yawn:

Tonight babe, glad to hear that you want an appreciation page, love you billions and billions! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

This is the best thread ever! Poor Luke he canot have seen the link den! Wifey bouk

Surely I can't be the only one that thinks Luke and wifey actually look alike!

Glad to hear that you love me babe and glad to hear that the appreciation page is coming den babe and I miss cuddling you all night babe and miss you until I see you again. I love you so much den babe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hmm, he in the scouts?

Nite nite my babes. Goin to bed now. Love you all billions and more den life itself forever and ever. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX


I'm not 'wifey' BTW

Glad to hear it, nunight den babe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Nunite babes. Glad to hear you love me more den life and more den forever and glad to hear you're going to bed. Can't wait to be married to ma wifey in June. Going to watch some TV now wiv out the wifey but will be missing her and loving her more den life. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Brother and sister for sure.

Look at the top comment on this link
(The second one)

Jesus wept, Willie Shakespeare has nowt to fear.

Sorry not the top one, I meant the most recent

I am finding it harder and harder to not reply or 'like' any of Luke's stuff.

I so hope he doesn't make his profile private, it's the best thing I've seen in a long time. Everytime I come away from the laptop, I'm still giggling like a silly school girl

Got it

For the sake of clarity:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

Is the link, the most recent comment is the one being spoken about

Like if 'Luke Lawton' sent you here lmao

Priceless.