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Worst Facebook status updates
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katie
22-05-2013
People who have to like every status or post made by a friend
People who cannot add a single comment without using smilies
Scoundreldays
22-05-2013
Originally Posted by BellaRosa:
“And you know full well that they are sitting next to each other Why do people do that!”

Attention seeking again.
One of my friends has been doing this tonight with her husband. Also writing how much they'll always be there for each other. I was considering going over to see her next week but maybe I should take my laptop instead & we could sit next to each other on the sofa & chat through fb instead of talking to each other

I laugh at the people who like their own status updates too. Although it seems a little sad sometimes when I see only one like & then see it's by themselves.
Noooway
22-05-2013
Have a lot of rants on my feed at the moment, peppered with phrases like "I'm not racist but..." and "f*cking dirty muslims".

I wonder what's happened.....
Joey1985
22-05-2013
Originally Posted by Noooway:
“Have a lot of rants on my feed at the moment, peppered with phrases like "I'm not racist but..." and "f*cking dirty muslims".

I wonder what's happened.....”

Yeah, I've had half a dozen shared photos from those British patriot sites, and we all love soldiers or something similar, because of the Woolwich murder today.

Events like this always bring out the racist 'tards.
LW09
22-05-2013
Originally Posted by Noooway:
“Have a lot of rants on my feed at the moment, peppered with phrases like "I'm not racist but..." and "f*cking dirty muslims".

I wonder what's happened.....”

And then you get people moaning about people moaning about the event, saying how they're ignorant etc.

And then you get people moaning about those updates.
Noooway
22-05-2013
Originally Posted by LW09:
“And then you get people moaning about people moaning about the event, saying how they're ignorant etc.

And then you get people moaning about those updates.”

Facebook literally ways itself. And then I don't know which view to take, so in the end I just sit quietly seething.

This has just popped up:

Dear prime minister, doesnt matter how much u
say we will face terrorism and not buckle to it it
will not stop unless u do something to stop these
crazy ass people! They come In to our country take
our jobs money n homes spend years planning
attacks in which time the terrorist warning dies
down and then bang theyre back again! Fancy just
injuring them and treatin them in hospitals at our
expense! How is that justice!? This country is
backward!

Coming from a girl who has never worked a day in her life, and refuses to as "Der aren't no jobs", choosing to live at the tax payers expense. She's quite proud about living off the dole despite being perfectly able to work, and often boasts about her lush home and how she wants more kids. Usually it wouldn't bother me too much as she's ok in very small doses, but she doesn't really know what she's talking about and not really in the position to take the moral highground, especially when her Facebook activities usually consists of slagging off anonymous people, speaking to her dead neice followed by threatening her dead neices mum and family.


Why can't I delete Facebook thought? attrffgg
Noooway
22-05-2013
Originally Posted by LW09:
“And then you get people moaning about people moaning about the event, saying how they're ignorant etc.

And then you get people moaning about those updates.”

Facebook literally eats itself. And then I don't know which view to take, so in the end I just sit quietly seething.

This has just popped up:

Dear prime minister, doesnt matter how much u
say we will face terrorism and not buckle to it it
will not stop unless u do something to stop these
crazy ass people! They come In to our country take
our jobs money n homes spend years planning
attacks in which time the terrorist warning dies
down and then bang theyre back again! Fancy just
injuring them and treatin them in hospitals at our
expense! How is that justice!? This country is
backward!

Coming from a girl who has never worked a day in her life, and refuses to as "Der aren't no jobs", choosing to live at the tax payers expense. She's quite proud about living off the dole despite being perfectly able to work, and often boasts about her lush home and how she wants more kids. Usually it wouldn't bother me too much as she's ok in very small doses, but she doesn't really know what she's talking about and not really in the position to take the moral highground, especially when her Facebook activities usually consists of slagging off anonymous people, speaking to her dead neice followed by threatening her dead neices mum and family.


Why can't I delete Facebook thought? attrffgg
Calien01
26-05-2013
The one I posted about before, who made not very good hand made necklaces and was annoyed that nobody buys them.

She's discovered a picture of one of them is being used in a FB advert;


someone is using my pictures and that makes you a photo thief!!! and some countries punish it with the cutting of your right hand. shame on you!!!!!
paperplanes_
26-05-2013
I've had a fair couple from cheese and cream as brains girl.
los.kav
26-05-2013
Originally Posted by Calien01:
“The one I posted about before, who made not very good hand made necklaces and was annoyed that nobody buys them.

She's discovered a picture of one of them is being used in a FB advert;


someone is using my pictures and that makes you a photo thief!!! and some countries punish it with the cutting of your right hand. shame on you!!!!!
”

Hahahahaha! awww, the poor cretin.
Bunnyfoo
26-05-2013
A 'friend' of mine yesterday put a video of her son having a fit/seizure and put 'aww poor baby haha'.

Actually deactivated my account this morning, had enough lol.
Semierotic
26-05-2013
Originally Posted by Noooway:
“Facebook literally eats itself.”

No, it figuratively eats itself.
Gurgles
26-05-2013
In the wake of the horrific murder of Lee Rigby, I've read some nasty racist rants. Without fail, the authors sound like they have the IQ of a gnat, as not one of their rants were in comprehensible English and were littered with mistakes. In fact, they reminded me of this bloke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjuNuqIev8M
CrazyLoop
26-05-2013
Originally Posted by Bunnyfoo:
“A 'friend' of mine yesterday put a video of her son having a fit/seizure and put 'aww poor baby haha'.

Actually deactivated my account this morning, had enough lol.”

O.M.G

I thought it was bad enough I have friends posting pics of their ill children but that takes the pure biscuit!!!!!!11111
Irishguy123
26-05-2013
Originally Posted by Bunnyfoo:
“A 'friend' of mine yesterday put a video of her son having a fit/seizure and put 'aww poor baby haha'.

Actually deactivated my account this morning, had enough lol.”

Please tell me that's not true
Surely you could report that and get it taken down?
klendathu
26-05-2013
Last night some idiot posted a picture of a rabbit he had shot in the head
Charming
Radiance26
26-05-2013
Originally Posted by Irishguy123:
“Please tell me that's not true
Surely you could report that and get it taken down?”


Shocking how when her child is having a seizure her thoughts are to get the camera out to post a video on facebook, feel sorry for that child, Especially knowing what sickos are about and that people share stuff on facebook, you never know whos watching.

Someone on mine constantly put about how hard life is for them, they dont work, get a free council house and goes on lots of holidays every year, they had a kid who now isnt with them because they're a unfit parent so basically just has to look after themselves all day, then decides to go on facebook and moan about how crap their life is. It annoys me that I'm younger and Im working full time and still living at home because I cant afford a place of my own yet, I still pay for her to moan about her shit life and house! If I ever get drunk I'm not allowed on facebook, I would cause an all out war between my family from the amount of crap they post on facebook.
captainkremmen
26-05-2013
Originally Posted by klendathu:
“Last night some idiot posted a picture of a rabbit he had shot in the head
Charming ”

If one of my FB friends did that, I'd take a snapshot in case they try and delete/hide it, and be informing the RSPCA and the Police straight away.
nikproffitt
26-05-2013
Originally Posted by captainkremmen:
“If one of my FB friends did that, I'd take a snapshot in case they try and delete/hide it, and be informing the RSPCA and the Police straight away.”

You do know that shooting rabbits isn't illegal don't you......
Artymags
26-05-2013
This was on my news feed today.
I can think of one word !

"I'm interested to see who reads my posts...I've realized its only about 4 of you. So, if you read this, please leave one word comment about your day - only one word please. Then copy this to your wall so I can leave a word for you on your wall. Please don't post a word and not copy."
angelafisher
26-05-2013
Originally Posted by Artymags:
“This was on my news feed today.
I can think of one word !

"I'm interested to see who reads my posts...I've realized its only about 4 of you. So, if you read this, please leave one word comment about your day - only one word please. Then copy this to your wall so I can leave a word for you on your wall. Please don't post a word and not copy."”

I just ignore them!!!
Noooway
27-05-2013
Originally Posted by Semierotic:
“No, it figuratively eats itself. ”

My bad I blame it on all the non whites living in the UK, seems to be acceptable at the moment...
SuperAPJ
27-05-2013
Thinking about how we complain about attention-seekers on the site, I wondered what you could put on there that isn't seeking attention in some way? It's like the question of whether it's possible to do a truly selfless good deed! People write statuses in the hope of getting responses of either approval, agreement, sympathy or amusement. I guess you could say the same about any posts on these forums!
Horton
27-05-2013
Someone on my Facebook was vaguebooking all night last night:

So close I can taste it... !!!
Massive pizza craving...loads of pepperoni and jalapeņos...
Ffs. Will this ever end?
Hmmm rub it in why don't you.
Spoke too soon.
Waiting game sucks!!

All of those were posted with about an hour inbetween them!
heavy_rotation
27-05-2013
The people who can drive and offer a lift to people every bloody day.

Like this for an opinion about you.

Mail me a number and a question and I'll write an anon paragraph about you

All the depressing statuses about pointless shit....

The people who love themselves and write 10 statuses a day in their cocky accent because they think they're popular

The endless stream of selfies

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Ugh I hate Facebook I wouldn't use it if MSN was still popular and everyone used it. E-Mail sucks to chat on.
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