Lol yeah I get this a lot from a girl who ive recently unfriended, she'll make vague status's like or "has a big decision to make" and then when anyone asks to explain she just writes "lol" or "i'll tell you later" drives me nuts.

Fellow female cryptic status people please take note.

urrgh, don't get me started on that...

There's sod all wrong with them in the first place, they're just fishing for someone to talk to because they have no real friends.

I've just unfriended someone from my FB who I used to be good friends with, but since she had her two kids she will only ever talk/post about them and nothing else.

Although the internet gets a negative response regarding virtual friendships, the reserch on it's potential for 'social capital is overwhelmingly positive. It is a real connector for a lot of people who would otherwise be isolated.

Having said that, I do get annoyed when someone just goes 'F- it' and nothing more is added. I dislike the attention seeking. I just message PICK UP THE PHONE or ignore it

I have a cousin who was in the ta for a short time but the way she bangs on about the army you would think she has just retired. She constantly put the copy and paste stuff about soldiers and how great they are. The worst part is her mum then repastes these so i get them double! I have nothing against the army but my cousins constant crap about how her "civi mates" are just so uncool compared to all her solider friends, drives me mad!

I'll PM you

Just sprayed tea down my nose!

I have one "friend" who posts 2 or 3 statuses a day with that at the start. I fail to see how one person can have so many awkward moments.

I think the Luke Lawton and Wifey era has come to an end.

Er you missed the FML off the end of that!

You can type it on your keyboard .
Hold down the "Alt" key and press and release the number 3 on the number pad on the right of the keyboard. Then let up the Alt key.

You get this ♥

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If you press 13 and 14 instead of 3 you get music notes.♪♫


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N'aww surely this is what you want to see before and after every status?


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Too many, see i rarely post statuses sometimes more regularly than other times but when I do I always get 4 likes or more on my statuses ....unless i'm drunk and decide to put a stupid status like "i'm smashed" which i delete straight away the next morning because it is stupid lol.

Now that's REALLY good. I'm impressed.

This is my cheat sheet

http://www.chris.com/ascii/

Luke may have hidden his posts from public view but we can still see Wifey's.

This has started appearing on my feed in the last hour...

ALL PARENTS PLEASE BE AWARE!! ...There is a drug going around the schools ...Its known as Strawberry Quick ...or strawberry meth ...it looks like popping candy that kids eat & also smells like strawberries & also comes in other flavours like chocolate ect ... Please tell your children not to take anything from anyone even a class mate because this drug that looks like popping candy is actually crystal meth rocked up with strawberry flavor & can kill them :'( ...PLEASE RE POST!!! so all parents are aware of this ...Thank You! This is happening all over the country apparently...

Haha these are awesome and could almost be taken straight from my newsfeed

"i might not be here in 6 months"
"just nearly got gang raped"
just unfriended this liar.
But loads of her fb friends post sympathy and offers to go and find the imaginary gang and beat the crap out of them.

thanks so much almost as good as damnyouautocorrect.com ha great bedtime reading!!

Yep 3 ppl on my newsfeed has posted it.
Two have commets of what school is it and one is saying it gets worse round here its so worrying

This link means that the rest of my evening is now booked solid

Yes, I have that EVERY DAY. How can these people think it is so interesting? I would rather hear about baby vomit, much.


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at the first one about the hamster.

Hahahahahaha

The miscarriage one is pretty terrible.