Things that gets me about facebook, people give a thumbs up to people who have past away. Like today a facebook page has been set up to the police woman who got shot, yet loads have given the thumbs up to it.

Surely its wrong to do, as death isn't happy, yet thumbs up are for things that make you smile

In cases of death the pages are set up in remembrance and the 'thumbs up' are from people supporting that remembrance, a virtual RIP if you will. The thumbs up isn't just for things that make you smile, it's also a sign of support or recognition.

Unless all the people I know are secretly incredibly shady bastards.

A few of my friends are the same, it started off with pouting pictures, then turned to "model" pictures of them wearing different clothes and posing, then pictures in their bras, then the trousers came off. Now we're lucky if they even wear nipples tassels. I get bare ass pictures (a string thong does not count as clothes) on a daily basis. Now while the girls are all gorgeous and have amazing figures it gets boring after a while and makes them looks desperate after the 10th time of changing their profile picture in the space of two hours.

Another one I've remembered:

'Hate having the shits especially when I wake up and find I've shat the bed'

Some things do not need to be shared!

I wouldn't mind it at all.

What's the point in having a friend on Facebook and then block them?

I had a cull last week, binned of half my friends list. On the downside, I wont be able to contribute to this page
Awesome! As in awesomely BAD status update

if shes 11 she shouldnt be able to have a facebook account until shes 13

Google 'Unbaby me'. You can even tailor it to include your friends kids names.

Kids are lovely...oversharing isn't

Are there any Facebook updates you lot can tolerate? I don't update mine very often, last one was saying I hoped Andy Murray won the US Open as watching him was screwing up my sleep pattern. Before that my last one was saying how awful it was when Fabrice Muamba had s heart attack - would those annoy you?

I also stopped people from being able to write on my wall as I'd rather chat in private.

"Like and i'll say what your best feature is and one thing i like about you. x0x"

I despise these kind of things. They overload my newsfeed

Ew. From a neddy-ish McDonald's employee I went to school with = not likely to be bragging about piss fetishism, apparently not drunk, too young to be incontinent...mysterious. And grotty.

I'm always a bit dubious about the 'RIP' pages - The two policewomen, or Poppy Barlow are particular examples.

I mean, I can see that they are both bad and sad things. I might even be moved to comment on my own status that they are bad and sad (though I wasn't), but setting up a group seems to take it to a whole new level.

I know its not really a bad thing, but it seems a bit attention-seeking to me. Like people that feel validated by how many YouTube hits they have, they just want to run a group with lot of likes...

I know it's been going for years but I've just discovered Lamebook, hilarious.

Link please?

Thank You.

Again, link please?

Thanks.

Like Shizuku says, when you 'like' something on Facebook it shows your support for that particular page/comment/photo etc. It's not just for things that make you smile/laugh.

Yes, most of my friends on FB write interesting or funny statuses. This thread is just a bit of fun

In answer to your question - no neither of your statuses would have annoyed me! Not that you should be bothered what I would think, but I'm just answering the question because you asked it

I know what you mean, but I also understand why people would 'like' a page. Sometimes I think an 'agree' button would be better than a 'like', but then after all, it's not life, it's just Facebook!

Something the attention seeking girl who I'm always posted about on here has done:

A mutual friend of ours is pregnant and she posted on the wall of this girl saying "hey hunni congrats on ur news. i was pregnant but i miscarried"

Wow, I'd be frustrated at that too!

Earlier this year, an old classmate from school suddenly died. I think we spoke about twice in the 5 years at school together so, although I admit it's a very sad situation, I would never pretend that we were ever friends, it's disrespectful to him and his actual friends. As you say, it's simply attention-seeking, of the most tasteless variety.

Sorry for your loss.

"nearly just hit some guy at the barriers at the station coz he tried pulled my m8s lil 10 year old brother to the side by his wrist for not having ticket, what a prick!!!"

And you wonder why the boy got pulled aside....

I hate when people update their status everyday

Couple of things getting on my nerves on FB at the moment...

Thos epictures of dying children and the caption's like "200 likes = 1 prayer". Morons.

The other is people who post a status moaning about other people's status' like "OMG SO SICK OF ALL THE STATUS' ABOUT X FACTOR!"

Just now:

Just had one on mine ...pic of large pregnant bare belly with the caption ' I miss my little bump, how quick have the last 7 months gone'. What a delightful sight to greet you when you open FB.