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#1251 |
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: 北京
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Yes, most of my friends on FB write interesting or funny statuses. This thread is just a bit of fun
In answer to your question - no neither of your statuses would have annoyed me! Not that you should be bothered what I would think, but I'm just answering the question because you asked it ![]() ![]() ![]()
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#1252 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Just seen this -
''Although they didn't die of cancer I'll be running the race for life for all of those who died in 9-11 aswell!xxx R.I.P.'' Aaargh! this girl also asks stupid attention seeking questions all the time...luckily she isn't actually a FB friend of mine. She's a friend of a friend but I see her stupidity all too often on my newsfeed. |
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#1253 |
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: West Midlands
Posts: 105
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People who exclusively use the term "lil man/lil lady" when they refer to their son/daughter. Talk properly!
Also people who say, for example "the boy" when referring to their boyfriend. People have names for a reason - use them! Most annoying and upsetting at the moment though are the deluded morons who believe that liking or sharing a photo will somehow donate towards a cause. I opened my FB while having lunch the other day to be greeted by a photo of a dead dog covered in blood, with the usual "like if you are against animal cruelty" or it may have been "for each like FB will donate xyz amount" etc (I didn't see exactly what it said as I immediately unfriended the sick b*****d who had reposted such a horrid photo and put me off my lunch.) |
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#1254 |
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 9,858
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Iit seems a bit attention-seeking to me. Like people that feel validated by how many YouTube hits they have
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#1255 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Tamworth
Posts: 1,434
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I have friends who post pictures of themselves in the mirror with the flash on their phone/camera that annoys me!
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#1256 |
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Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Devon
Posts: 296
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There's a couple of older (quite large) women I work with, and they're always updating their profile pics. It's usually a photo they've taken themselves, from above so they look slimmer, and you can see lots of cleavage
![]() It seems to work for them though, they get a lot of "Wow!looking hot babes" and "Mmm, sexy" from the older fellas on there
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#1257 |
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 599
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I have had some crackers at times
My semi autistic friend (aspies or something for sure) put:- "You have all the fun, my life is shit!!!" He was genuinely put out that he wasn't invited to the wedding doo of someone he didn't know ![]() :SI have a girl who does an "I am in so much pain" status every 8 hours or so and has done for about 4 years (no messing). - I think she needs to see a Doctor. Someone set up a page for their dog and updated a status each day that basically said "woof woof arf arf bow wow wow" etc.. - I quite liked that one! Then every now and then you get the Horrors!!! you know what I mean the "my dad died last night " status etc F-me they are rough hopefully not too many of them cropping up any time soon for anyone.I am quite fond of the sit half naked in the mirror and pout girl photos - please feel free to send me them
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#1258 |
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Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: behind you!
Posts: 59
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The ones where they say click this if you care and insinuate youdont care if you dntclick and pics of what they avout to eat and nomnm etc i dont care !!!
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#1259 |
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Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 2,474
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Something the attention seeking girl who I'm always posted about on here has done:
A mutual friend of ours is pregnant and she posted on the wall of this girl saying "hey hunni congrats on ur news. i was pregnant but i miscarried" Quote:
Most annoying and upsetting at the moment though are the deluded morons who believe that liking or sharing a photo will somehow donate towards a cause. I opened my FB while having lunch the other day to be greeted by a photo of a dead dog covered in blood, with the usual "like if you are against animal cruelty" or it may have been "for each like FB will donate xyz amount" etc (I didn't see exactly what it said as I immediately unfriended the sick b*****d who had reposted such a horrid photo and put me off my lunch.)
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The ones where they say click this if you care and insinuate youdont care if you dntclick and pics of what they avout to eat and nomnm etc i dont care !!!
They're along the same lines as those statuses that say 'If you care about (whatever cause), please copy and paste this as your status. If you don't, I will understand'.....don't try and guilt me into copying and pasting something!! I have a friend who really is a lovely girl, but she often has to go and pick her husband up from work late at night. While she's waiting for him, she is obviously logging onto facebook, and posts tons and tons of 'funny' pictures. Sometimes my news feed is entirely clogged up with pictures she has posted! |
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#1260 |
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Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Devon
Posts: 296
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How about the borderline racist/xenophobic ones talking about immigrants and charity begins at home, or our brave soldiers etc. They always end with "share if you agree, I bet most people won't dare to though" or something like that
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#1261 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 10,447
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One of my friends keeps mentioning her mother (who died five years ago) at every opportunity. It's a shame for her and I feel sorry for her and stuff, but sometimes you just have to wonder why on earth she needs to keep bringing up her mum for everything.
EG - "first day of college tomorrow, so excited, shame my mum isn't here though, know she'll be watching me from heaven, rip gbnf <3 xxx" "times like this i really wish my mum was back to give her a big cuddle <3 love and miss you so much gbnf you were my best friend and i can't wait until we meet again (yn) xxx" "looking up at the stars and the brightest one there is my mum <3 know she's smiling at me from the sky, love her so much xxxx" "would have been my mums birthday today, love and miss her so much can't believe she's gone, one day we will meet again rip gbnf xxx" "that's me turning 18 tomorrow, can't believe my mum isnt here to see me but know she's watching me from above <3 can't wait until we meet again so i can give her a big cuddle rip gnnf xxx" You get the drift. These are actually the shortened versions and are only a few examples. I sound really mean and nasty but I have NEVER felt the need to go to Facebook, go to "post status", type out a speech about my dead family members and then share it with everyone on my friend list. It seriously baffles me. Sometimes I think she does it only for the likes because everytime she mentions her Mum she gets about 20 likes and tons of comments from people offering her hugs and telling her to cheer up, yet any other time she posts a status she gets ignored.
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#1262 |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The City of Chelmsford, Essex
Posts: 2,704
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Sometimes I think she does it only for the likes because everytime she mentions her Mum she gets about 20 likes and tons of comments from people offering her hugs and telling her to cheer up, yet any other time she posts a status she gets ignored.
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#1263 |
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Tipp
Posts: 1,690
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I have only just reactivated my facebook after being off it since April and I don't know why I bothered, it's the same old crap
.an ex-school friend of mine posted a picture of her fire lighting, saying she was all cosy and set for the night, the things these people post and she got like 20 likes ![]() Another person is such a bragger and show off she sickens me, she takes photos of her perfect kids and her perfect life everyday, I know though she is the type who will literally drag her kids out to places so she can post lots of pictures on Facebook, FB really has turned people into mini celebs in their own reality show online. |
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#1264 |
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: a fluttery pink world....
Posts: 8,888
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I feel mean with this cos she's genuinely asking a question cos she's worried but my friend has a new born baby with a rotten cold - she's just posted
'have you ever sucked snot from your babies nose to clear it?' I am literally heaving at my desk. |
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#1265 |
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Tipp
Posts: 1,690
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I feel mean with this cos she's genuinely asking a question cos she's worried but my friend has a new born baby with a rotten cold - she's just posted
'have you ever sucked snot from your babies nose to clear it?' I am literally heaving at my desk. Facebook is good for advice I suppose, it's probably the only thing its goods for. |
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#1266 |
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Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 79
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I have a friend who spent Christmas Day last year on her own (through her own choice) and every half an hour she was posting up pictures of "drinks for one", "under the mistletoe and no one to kiss", "Christmas dinner for one" etc etc all attention seeking and thanking her fb friends for liking her statuses and keeping her company on her lonely christmas day. She had invites to plenty of places she just wanted to attention seek
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#1267 |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 6,202
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My cousin is going through a phase of joining all these unemployed people are wasters type groups and commenting. Today she put a comment along the lines of 'i work every hour there is for 17 grand a year if im lucky. My layabout ex, the father of my son, sits on his arse and gets 30 grand a year disability allowance because hes a druggy...'
Now im pretty sure he doesnt get 30 grand a year for being on drugs. Plus the fact nobody seems to mention that she decided to have a baby with a druggy and happily live off benefits for a few years! Nobody forced her too. She was happy enough for him to be on drugs when he was with her but when they split he became scum of the earth to her! |
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#1268 |
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Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: behind you!
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I feel mean with this cos she's genuinely asking a question cos she's worried but my friend has a new born baby with a rotten cold - she's just posted
'have you ever sucked snot from your babies nose to clear it?' I am literally heaving at my desk. |
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#1269 |
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 2,019
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I feel mean with this cos she's genuinely asking a question cos she's worried but my friend has a new born baby with a rotten cold - she's just posted
'have you ever sucked snot from your babies nose to clear it?' I am literally heaving at my desk.
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#1270 |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
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No we have had this conversation a work and apparently its fairly common. We were all disgusted, its enough to put you off having kids
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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If you block someone on facebook, how does your profile look towards the person you've blocked?
I mentioned someone a few pages back who seems to has some attachment issues and the constant tagging me in videos/pictures, liking everything i've done is getting annoying to the point where i'm thinking of removing this person from my profile. |
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#1272 |
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Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 6,208
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I have a lot of American friends that frequently thank God and Jesus for whatever in their statuses. Sometimes, for a bit of balance, I'll comment with news stories about children suffering and ask why God/Jesus don't care about them.
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#1273 |
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 2,064
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I have a lot of American friends that frequently thank God and Jesus for whatever in their statuses. Sometimes, for a bit of balance, I'll comment with news stories about children suffering and ask why God/Jesus don't care about them.
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#1274 |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 6,202
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I had someone who i only know through my partner put an update saying they were leaving facebook and could everyone send them their email so they can keep in contact. In the years ive known this person theyve never spoken to me, always my partner so i ignored it. Then they started sending messages to a group of people pestering for email addresses. In the end i got fed up and deleted them.
It annoys me, if youre so fed up on fb just go but then dont whine that you cant contact people easily! |
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#1275 |
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Southampton
Posts: 11,805
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Said girl who I'll now be calling "Leanne". That's not her name but saves me explaining who I mean every time without using her real name has uploaded pictures of herself in her bra...And uploaded a status saying "LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT BE SINGLE AGAIN SOON! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME (Boyfriend's name) I'LL DO ANYTHING!"
She's quite unhinged... |
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It seriously baffles me. Sometimes I think she does it only for the likes because everytime she mentions her Mum she gets about 20 likes and tons of comments from people offering her hugs and telling her to cheer up, yet any other time she posts a status she gets ignored.
