• TV
  • MOVIES
  • MUSIC
  • SHOWBIZ
  • SOAPS
  • GAMING
  • TECH
  • FORUMS
  • Follow
    • Follow
    • facebook
    • twitter
    • google+
    • instagram
    • youtube
Hearst Corporation
  • TV
  • MOVIES
  • MUSIC
  • SHOWBIZ
  • SOAPS
  • GAMING
  • TECH
  • FORUMS
Forums
  • Register
  • Login
  • Forums
  • General Discussion Forums
  • General Discussion
Worst Facebook status updates
<<
<
53 of 194
>>
>
OhWhenTheSaints
04-10-2012
Same girl: "giving up speaking from now on since i never say anything right"
neilus
06-10-2012
Originally Posted by hullaballoo:
“It drives me mental when people put questions on there like "what time is ASDA open til today? xxx" If you press that house button on your web browser, it will most likely take you to Google and that will fill in most of the question for you, saving even more time.”

Next time someone does that give them the "Let me Google that for you" treatment!
whatever54
06-10-2012
Originally Posted by shmisk:
“has anyone 'liked' that?”

haha I bet they have as well
Jason100
06-10-2012
Originally Posted by YoungAtHeart:
“Ahhh... tricky.... Well you definitely have an admirer anyway ”

Well i had to block them and it's a relief not having any notifications from them.

Originally Posted by DaisyBumbleroot:
“Possibly when you posted the photo, it appeared in their newsfeed or ticker ”

It's more likely so but i prefer the stalker theory.

But i don't understand why they have to abuse the like button. Does anyone else people like that?
MsBehaviour
07-10-2012
People posting photos of food they have made. Some of them look really disgusting.
Old ma oggy
07-10-2012
10 Downing Street currently has some mentalists posting...
Vodka_Drinka
07-10-2012
People who tell you that their baby has done his/her first poo on the potty. Why do we even need to know that?!
Smithy1204
07-10-2012
Originally Posted by Vodka_Drinka:
“People who tell you that their baby has done his/her first poo on the potty. Why do we even need to know that?!”

My best friend showed me a picture that one of her friends had uploaded of her toddler son's first huge poo in his potty! Whilst I'm sure she was very proud of her son, why she felt the need to show everybody on Facebook I do not know. >.<

I've not had too many issues on Facebook, but I did delete one person who wrote nothing but statuses about self-harm, suicide, etc etc. I tried to reply and offer advice for a long time, but it was just constant, with them getting upset if nobody responded or said something that they didn't agree with.
catherine91
07-10-2012
One of my old schoolfriends wrote a status a few weeks ago saying how proud she was of her 2-year-old son who had just done a wee standing up for the first time.

Another of my old schoolfriends has a weekly show on a community radio station, and EVERY week she posts a status saying what time she's on the station - that time never changes and we got the message months ago thanks! And people always like and comment on those statuses!
CrazyLoop
07-10-2012
Originally Posted by ~sugarpinkloz:
“I have this girl that just bleets about her relationship.

"Lol, we haven't split up just going through some shit I can't give up on us as easy as before he's the best part of my life xx"

Then get off facebook and sort it out? She keeps changing her status from single to in a relationship, she has 2 kids with this guy and is preggs again!!!”

OMG that reminds me soooooo much of one of my ex friends. She used to always moan about her relationship with her partner (and always post about things we didn't need to know eg she's horny). They have a child together who is sooner or later going to pick up on this. Wish they would just split up and get on with their lives & focus on their child. I have seen on her profile it constantly saying 'in a relationship' 'single'. Just like it used to be. I know her Mum used to really dislike him from the word go for strange reasons....think she had a point lol.
Jason100
07-10-2012
One of my friends who's in a new relationship recently is constantly changing her display pictures which show the both of them in.
mrsmoose
08-10-2012
"Got my sister coming to stay. Its ok though, plenty of room as we live in a 4 bedroom house. lol"
solarflare
08-10-2012
Originally Posted by mrsmoose:
“"Got my sister coming to stay. Its ok though, plenty of room as we live in a 4 bedroom house. lol"”

On the most obvious level it's some cheap bragging, on the less obvious level it's a massive insult about the size of her sister??
Kiko H Fan
08-10-2012
When someone dies

"sleep wiv da angels little star".
SillyBillyGoat
08-10-2012
"Never drinking EVER AGAIN! MESSY NIIIIIIIIGHT!" etc etc etc.

Yes, you drink alcohol, good for you.
Sophie ~Oohie~
08-10-2012
Originally Posted by Kiko H Fan:
“When someone dies

"sleep wiv da angels little star".”

Except they generally spell it 'angles'
mrsmoose
08-10-2012
Originally Posted by solarflare:
“On the most obvious level it's some cheap bragging, on the less obvious level it's a massive insult about the size of her sister?? ”

NaturalWorrier
08-10-2012
You know I deactivated my facebook account for many reasons (mostly though due to the fact that my social life shouldn't revolve around a company owned website... whatever happened to e-mails, phone calls or texts, much more one to one. But anyway...)


Now the other day I was tempted to reactivate my facebook, feeling maybe a have "missed out" in someway.

Thank you all DSers for this thread to make me reaslise some of the many annoyances I would get if I went back onto facebook and so saving me several minuites of pain...

I may just have to bookmark this thread and merrily read it if ever I am tempted to reactivate my facebook again....
Jumbobones
08-10-2012
anything about "haters"
Julzei
08-10-2012
Gotta be the ones saying they're bored.

Go and do something then! Don't bore everyone else by informing them of your boredom!
My Sweet Life
08-10-2012
One of my friends has shared a picture that reads:

"Dear Santa, this year for Christmas I would like an iPod, some money, a new laptop, a TV...... no wait, forget that.

Get in your sleigh, go to Afghanistan, Iraq, Kuwait and get all the soldiers and bring them home. They deserve to be with their families on Christmas. Share this to show respect for the soldiers who won't be coming home for Christmas. If you don't share, I understand. You can't spend six seconds of your life to support our soldiers."

Urgh.
Keyser Soze
08-10-2012
Originally Posted by Sophie ~Oohie~:
“Except they generally spell it 'angles' ”


"Nana, you are with the angles now" was one I saw a few weeks ago. I had a guilty chuckle.
far2cool
08-10-2012
Originally Posted by My Sweet Life:
“One of my friends has shared a picture that reads:

"Dear Santa, this year for Christmas I would like an iPod, some money, a new laptop, a TV...... no wait, forget that.

Get in your sleigh, go to Afghanistan, Iraq, Kuwait and get all the soldiers and bring them home. They deserve to be with their families on Christmas. Share this to show respect for the soldiers who won't be coming home for Christmas. If you don't share, I understand. You can't spend six seconds of your life to support our soldiers."

Urgh.”

Urgh I hope you had a sick bucket handy.
cutekitty7686
08-10-2012
Originally Posted by My Sweet Life:
“One of my friends has shared a picture that reads:

"Dear Santa, this year for Christmas I would like an iPod, some money, a new laptop, a TV...... no wait, forget that.

Get in your sleigh, go to Afghanistan, Iraq, Kuwait and get all the soldiers and bring them home. They deserve to be with their families on Christmas. Share this to show respect for the soldiers who won't be coming home for Christmas. If you don't share, I understand. You can't spend six seconds of your life to support our soldiers."

Urgh.”

Yet I bet they have bought all the above items and wouldn't think about the soldiers for a minute on christmas day !

I do love the fact they have a time limit to "support" or else you're seen as a meanie
x_malibubabe
09-10-2012
A guy I work with (a moaning/hate life/I'm deleting Facebook type) has got with another girl at work literally about 2 weeks ago and they're already living together, posting I love you comments and mushy statuses (seriously??? It's not even a relationship after that short time in my book!) but this morning he posted a pic of them both cuddled up in bed sleeping with the comment "me and X in bed first thing" I would never post a pic of me in the morning and would kill anyone that did!
<<
<
53 of 194
>>
>
VIEW DESKTOP SITE TOP

JOIN US HERE

  • Facebook
  • Twitter

Hearst Corporation

Hearst Corporation

DIGITAL SPY, PART OF THE HEARST UK ENTERTAINMENT NETWORK

© 2015 Hearst Magazines UK is the trading name of the National Magazine Company Ltd, 72 Broadwick Street, London, W1F 9EP. Registered in England 112955. All rights reserved.

  • Terms & Conditions
  • Privacy Policy
  • Cookie Policy
  • Complaints
  • Site Map