Cannot believe this one thats just come in!

A friend put on her latest holiday pics from when she went to new york a while back with her friends. Cue a comment...

"aww looks like you guys had a great time. Wish i was there right now xx"

Umm ever hear the news?

Says it all

She is a 27 year old mother of two. She went to the same school as me!

If I have a spelling mistake in my updates I usually delete them.

P.S I have no clue what it says!

Im sxcii nd ii no it free style Yh biotchez when ii was walkin down cork city the girlz gor jel the boyz mouths fell ii flicked my hair flatterd my lashes gave them cork people aa reason to stare so baby Boy dont prendent you dont want it your hypnotized as ii flaunt it well geuss what looser you couldov had it you had my heart you let it go you thought you were aa player even aa pro ,, well youve lost me now im too good for you ii dnt care for you no more ! Nxt time an opertunity comes around yu may grab it now off you GO ! Living ing up sxcii free and single they say whats ment to be will find its way well me nd yu were never gona stay !!xx

Another one from Crystal

Traditionally spelt "sleep wiv da angles"

Sweet Jesus! It's like trying to solve cryptic crossword clues. Does 'them cork people' simply mean 'people in the town of Cork' or is this another piece of Jafaican street slang that's passed me by?

No one knows, I'm afraid. No one knows... *shakes head sadly*

you know its bad when you give up through boredom before you get to the end.....

i guess that sxcii is sexy? why is it longer than the original word?

"I am an attractive , I am loose and so are my friends when we walk through the city of cork other females are jealous and males lose control of their jaws ..." Oh bugger it I give up!

It's taken me nearly 20 mins to read this

I think she's trying to explain she's free and easy but I think she got carried away lol

If only the Germans had access to this sort of encryption during WW2. We would have been sunk.

One of the best frapes I ever saw was 'that was a fantastic wank, I should get the family album out more often'

Even the bloke who was fraped liked it!

I've had a few surprise pregnancy announcements on my news feed recently and they're not your typical facebook announcements with baby scans every few months.

One couple managed to keep their pregnancy off facebook right until after the birth and shared only one group picture with themselves and the baby. I didn't even know this friend was expecting until i saw a picture of the new born and two other pregnancies through the news feed. Again one surprising and another not so surprising.

I confess to being guilty of posting the occasional ridiculous status updates!

Someone from a college course, he was a complete moron and everything he posts his badly spelled gibberish. Here's his latest status.

"I have somthing funey to do for hallawen jupe out at pepule knking youer door with a gun shoting in to the air with boold all over with some on the flower dead but thay are not ralley dead and see how meny pepule call 999"

I had to retire from FB tonight, because I was posting geeky posts everywhere. From a nightmare before christmas to The Big bang theory. You are not alone.

surely that should be "boi"? pull her up on her spelling.

Hahahah that really made me laugh

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I wish there was a LIKE button!!!

I love this thread - it's nice to know that we all have these people (or links to these people) on our facebook accounts.

It must be my age (42), but it takes me 4 times longer to decipher that than to read a properly constructed sentence. It would probably take me 10 times longer to type like that too.

My daughter has a degree and is currently doing her Masters,(just to prove she's not thick) but she does this (only on FB) and it drives me nuts.
I've asked her why and she says it's just a bit of fun. The fact that she's doing Psychology makes me wonder if it's some sort of experiment though.

I'm 28 and have no idea what people I went to school with are on about Especially when they type they're status in text form but with a barnsley "accent"

One of my fb friends has just posted about her "princess" eating her own poo from her nappy Bleugh! D