Forums
 Register • FAQ • Today's Posts • Search • Rules
 

Worst Facebook status updates

Reply
99 of 151 « First < 49899798 99 100101109149 > Last »
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 05-01-2013, 09:14   #2451
francie
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 7,997
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason100 View Post
I don't mind her posting photo's every now and then but every day? That's a but much isn't it?
I take it you're not a new proud mum
francie is offline   Reply With Quote
Please sign in or register to remove this advertisement.
Old 05-01-2013, 10:07   #2452
Cocained
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 649
This is a status I just saw after people wished him a happy birthday:

"Thank you all for the facebook messages, the phone calls, the texts, the voice mail messages, the cards and the gifts flown from around the world. x"
Cocained is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2013, 10:48   #2453
johnny-br
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 402
HA one of my friends from the southern US has had babies lately and posting all the pictures as described just above.

She posted quite a close up one of him lying in his cot or whatever with the status/hashtag "#teethin "

Cue lots of likes and "Darn it! Hope bubba sleeps!" and the amusing US equivalents of "Oh no hun"

The mother (I assume) posted: "You get that camera OUTTA ma baby face!!! Too close!!! Let him rest and stop with the pictures when he not feelin good, XXXX. I don't wanna see no more of these!!!"

It got SO many likes
johnny-br is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2013, 11:36   #2454
nikproffitt
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,517
Quote:
Originally Posted by acker View Post
Somebody showed me a baby scan picture on facebook on their mobile . I honestly didnt have a clue what to say.
When someone shoes you a scan photo, just say it looks just like you. You will either get a confused comment or a laugh from the person posting it
nikproffitt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2013, 12:55   #2455
pugamo
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 8,069
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cocained View Post
This is a status I just saw after people wished him a happy birthday:

"Thank you all for the facebook messages, the phone calls, the texts, the voice mail messages, the cards and the gifts flown from around the world. x"
HAHA is your friend a Prince, or Simon Cowell? He thinks he is anyway!
pugamo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2013, 13:44   #2456
paperplanes_
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: UK
Posts: 3,198
"Thank you to all of my fans for the birthday tweets #cute #fans #selfie #girl #friends #night #out, #clubbing, #red #dress, #ugly"

This girl posted that same status on twitter, facebook and instagram.

She's not even famous.
paperplanes_ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2013, 20:16   #2457
cinnamon girl
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: County Durham
Posts: 370
Quote:
Originally Posted by paperplanes_ View Post
"Thank you to all of my fans for the birthday tweets #cute #fans #selfie #girl #friends #night #out, #clubbing, #red #dress, #ugly"

This girl posted that same status on twitter, facebook and instagram.

She's not even famous.
That reminds me - people who do hashtags on Facebook - WHY?!

Even a lot of twitter users would take the pee out of the number of pointless hashtags in the post above!
cinnamon girl is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2013, 22:28   #2458
Tt88
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 2,373
This one just posted:

Cannot wait to get my gym membership card next week so i can lose some weoght ready for my summer hols!

Sounds reasonable but for the past month every day shes been posting how many boxes of chocolates shes eaten, reviews of eevry kebab, every burger, how many times she couldnt be bothered to cook so they had chinese. Shes skinny but always comments how fat she is and how she wants to start going to the gym then posts pictures of all the empty take away boxes from every meal.

Quite a few have been like that from others it frustrates the hell out of me. They put statuses counting down to the new year because thats when their new year diet starts so they were making the most of december by stuffing pies and cakes down their throats.
Tt88 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2013, 22:30   #2459
fizzle90
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Ayrshire, Scotland
Posts: 4,335
I'm just waiting for the day one of my statuses appears on this thread!!
fizzle90 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2013, 22:39   #2460
nuttytigger
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Hamilton, Scotland
Services: VM 60Mb BB, 500Gb TiVo, iPhone 5, iPad with Retina Display.
Posts: 9,300
Quote:
Originally Posted by fizzle90 View Post
I'm just waiting for the day one of my statuses appears on this thread!!
Me too!
nuttytigger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2013, 21:05   #2461
PinkChampagne
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Cockney sparrow lost in Durham
Services: What service do you require?
Posts: 528
I just saw this page http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kelly-...44901515526308
PinkChampagne is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2013, 21:10   #2462
johnny-br
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Quote:
Originally Posted by PinkChampagne View Post
That is actually hilarious
johnny-br is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2013, 21:32   #2463
ylomyloh
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Saarrrf Wales!
Posts: 1,161
Quote:
Originally Posted by PinkChampagne View Post
Alternative model? Alternative meaning ugly right? Funny!!
ylomyloh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2013, 21:35   #2464
solarflare
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 12,249
My poor eyes!
solarflare is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2013, 21:36   #2465
ylomyloh
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Saarrrf Wales!
Posts: 1,161
Quote:
Originally Posted by ylomyloh View Post
Alternative model? Alternative meaning ugly right? Funny!!
Just realised it is a wind up page still funny though.
ylomyloh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2013, 22:15   #2466
Miss XYZ
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 3,453
Quote:
Originally Posted by ylomyloh View Post
Just realised it is a wind up page still funny though.
But who is it in the photos?! She must be a real person, certainly looks like one anyway!
Miss XYZ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2013, 22:50   #2467
captainkremmen
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 26,147
There's a bit of an argument going on on my news feed at the moment, it's almost like a text version of Jeremy Kyle with all the accusations flying back and forth.
captainkremmen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2013, 11:32   #2468
Blofeld
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Scotland
Posts: 5,366
Quote:
Originally Posted by captainkremmen View Post
There's a bit of an argument going on on my news feed at the moment, it's almost like a text version of Jeremy Kyle with all the accusations flying back and forth.
Could be auditions for the show taking place!
Blofeld is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2013, 12:19   #2469
Tt88
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 2,373
Someone i know almost got in trouble at work over facebook! Serves her right though.

She put several status updates saying how she has man flu and feels awful. Then she put some about how she was up all night throwing up in great detail.

Her final status was how she hates people whp are too lazy to work and shes still going to work even though she was up the previous night throwing up and she aches all over. She thinks of herself as a martyr to her work and an example of how she was brought up to work hard not scrounge.

It was going alright until someone mentioned she better delete it all before her boss read it as she works in food production so cant go to work the day after throwing up all night!
Tt88 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2013, 12:33   #2470
Colin Hunt
Guest
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 141
I read that the number of people getting into trouble at work over something written or seen on the facebook is increasing rapidly.

The most basic, and seemingly quite common (and very stupid) scenario being where someone has rung in sick, then puts something like "CBA with work today, off to the pub for an all-dayer" as their status.

This then gets spotted by the person's boss, or the boss is made aware of it.
Colin Hunt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2013, 12:38   #2471
Colin Hunt
Guest
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 141
Quote:
Originally Posted by cinnamon girl View Post
That reminds me - people who do hashtags on Facebook - WHY?!

Even a lot of twitter users would take the pee out of the number of pointless hashtags in the post above!
I always used to comment on such posts with a

#nottwitter
Colin Hunt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2013, 12:53   #2472
los.kav
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 4,568
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnny-br View Post
That is actually hilarious
I've been sharing this all day! It's great!

Have you guys seen this one?
http://www.facebook.com/BanWeed
Again, it's a p*ss-take, but it's bloody funny. Her before/after pictures of weed injectors always crack me up.
los.kav is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2013, 13:13   #2473
trphil
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The City of Chelmsford, Essex
Services: Technika 8320HD, Sudbury Tx.
Posts: 2,182
I came across a thread on Facebook yesterday which was started by someone posting "Choose the title of a movie and replace one of the words with 'shit' and post the result here", kept me occupied for a good half an hour before bed. In fact I considered starting the thread here too...
trphil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2013, 13:24   #2474
los.kav
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 4,568
Quote:
Originally Posted by trphil View Post
I came across a thread on Facebook yesterday which was started by someone posting "Choose the title of a movie and replace one of the words with 'shit' and post the result here", kept me occupied for a good half an hour before bed. In fact I considered starting the thread here too...
Another good one was Take the song you're listening to and add "In My Ass" at the end. Some of the songs were great. My personal favorites were:
You've Got To Fight (for the right to party in my ass)
I've got a brand new combine harvester in my ass
I will always love you in my ass.
los.kav is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2013, 13:28   #2475
My Sweet Life
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,251
Quote:
Originally Posted by los.kav View Post
I've been sharing this all day! It's great!

Have you guys seen this one?
http://www.facebook.com/BanWeed
Again, it's a p*ss-take, but it's bloody funny. Her before/after pictures of weed injectors always crack me up.
That is hilarious. Those before and after pictures had me in stitches.
My Sweet Life is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
99 of 151 « First < 49899798 99 100101109149 > Last »


« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

 
Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 19:52.

Digital Spy - Privacy Statement - Top