Nadia's Great New Job....Coastguard's Latest Recruit
Big Brother Winner Nadia is set to take up an important new job with the coastguard it was revealed yesterday. The former prostitute and now children's entertainer and role model is to fulfil a lifetimes dream by keeping tossing sailors safe from turbulent rocks.
Nadia, who's work since leaving the house has involved posing for some heavily doctored photos and having articles ghost written for her is said to be honoured to be taking up her new position, which could give her some much needed exposure, the life blood of all desperate Z list celebrities clutching to their last few seconds of fame. She will take up a position on the Cornwall coast and prevent ships from sinking on the treacherous rocks in that region. A spokesman for Cornwall Air Sea and Rescue informed us "Nadia is ideal for this job. A representative for Endomol approached us telling us that the sun shone out of Nadia's arse, which is perfect for alerting inexperienced mariners to danger".
This job will involve standing up on a cliff in all weathers with her miraculous bottom on show and will be in stark contrast to Nadia's time in the house where she sat on her arse for 90% of the time.
This announcement comes shortly after the news that Emma is to be used as a foghorn and wailing whinger tearful tantrum queen and low grade porn model Shell has been recruited as a Nuclear Early Warning siren.....
Big Brother Winner Nadia is set to take up an important new job with the coastguard it was revealed yesterday. The former prostitute and now children's entertainer and role model is to fulfil a lifetimes dream by keeping tossing sailors safe from turbulent rocks.
Nadia, who's work since leaving the house has involved posing for some heavily doctored photos and having articles ghost written for her is said to be honoured to be taking up her new position, which could give her some much needed exposure, the life blood of all desperate Z list celebrities clutching to their last few seconds of fame. She will take up a position on the Cornwall coast and prevent ships from sinking on the treacherous rocks in that region. A spokesman for Cornwall Air Sea and Rescue informed us "Nadia is ideal for this job. A representative for Endomol approached us telling us that the sun shone out of Nadia's arse, which is perfect for alerting inexperienced mariners to danger".
This job will involve standing up on a cliff in all weathers with her miraculous bottom on show and will be in stark contrast to Nadia's time in the house where she sat on her arse for 90% of the time.
This announcement comes shortly after the news that Emma is to be used as a foghorn and wailing whinger tearful tantrum queen and low grade porn model Shell has been recruited as a Nuclear Early Warning siren.....
